I’m a dog walker and got into a conversation with my client about TJ’s. Gifts were waiting for me at the house last week!3yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/traderjoes
There are way too many dudes on Craigslist seeking female roommates. Way. Too. Many. Highlights: must love cuddles, slender preferred, send pics and pay stubs.6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If I leave Starbucks now, I can get a great parking spot at school... but I really want to keep eavesdropping on the date? interview? happening next to me.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Did I buy this just because of Lover aesthetic? Yes. Yes I did.5yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TaylorSwift
Having the rare sleepover at my boyfriend's. I certainly don't mind it, but he's a liar.7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The difference between genders when it comes to trust issues9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I ask all my male coworkers what to get my boyfriend for our anniversary and every one says a beej.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the just-turned-21 front desk worker tells me he's a stoner using slang I've never heard and had to Google. I turned 24 last month.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I start teaching a 6 AM yoga class next week, and I'm training myself to wake up for it. MRW my alarm goes off at 5 AM.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I got enough hours teaching yoga that I quit my soul-sucking restaurant job! I GET TO WEAR NAIL POLISH AGAIN!!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just spent two hours volunteering for Planned Parenthood during an anti-choice rally wherein my state senator told us we were all going to hell. I am surrounded by awesome, strong women who fight for our rights and I love them all!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone insists I'm poisoning my body with my medication, and that weed is so much better because it's naturally occurring.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone's talking about Valentine's Day and I'm over here like...10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's my second time applying to grad school, andboth schools I interviewed at last year (one of whom waitlisted me) reject me outright.6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got fired for not performing duties that are not in my contract.5yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I woke up, got paid and got excited about having money to spend on necessities... and then got an email from my favorite lingerie site about their semiannual sale. I have three outfits in my size in my cart.6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I can't figure out why I napped twice or why my workout is so hard, til I get undressed and see the blood in my panties.6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boobs go up another cup size, but I'm at the point in my life where this isn't exciting and all it means is more ridiculously expensive bras.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been in recovery for my ED for years, avoid numbers, step on scales backwards. Doc appt ended with me receiving a summary that had my weight and BMI in bold on the first page, and recommendation to lose weight on the third.5yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find the 'Brock Turner Family Support' page on Facebook and it's filled with victim-blaming delusional fuckery.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I woke up, got on Facebook, and found out that one of my best friends from middle school is dead.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Saw this at my local CVS and held back a scream. It's really happening!!11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I was re-reading Summer Knight when I got the stone table recipe in Animal Crossing, so...4yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/dresdenfiles
MRW I'm watching Top Chef and a contestant keeps talking about how he has the alpha male presence7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after asking for ALL THE CHEESE at Qdoba, a little boy looks from my quesadilla to me and says you can't eat all that.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm angry and sad and anxious, but it's 4 AM and no one I can talk to about it is awake.6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't sleep well with other people in my bed. This is me today after my new SO slept over last night.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got a bottle of moscato for $5 at the grocery store. Once I'd gotten halfway done I decided challenging myself to finish it was better than I lost track of my life and drank a full bottle of wine on a Wednesday.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/drunk
Y'all how do you Tinder?? Because I feel SO GUILTY for swiping left on people that seem very nice and sweet!! but that I have zero physical attraction to6yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got way too drunk last night when meeting my new bf's friends and blacked out for the first time since I was 17. He says we'll talk about it later.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after a week of adulting (haircut, new sheets) I check my bank account to see what moisturizers I can afford and see I have $28.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As someone with ADHD, MRW my coworker (who has a young daughter) texts me asking if I know where she can get Adderall to abuse.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the Apple Store can't fix something stuck in my headphone jack and tells me to try getting it out with a toothpick dipped in superglue.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My reaction every time Stephen Hawking says something about how he doesn't understand women/what a mystery women are9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm having lunch with two healthcare professionals in a hospital and some old dude interrupts us to tell us how lovely it is to see ladies wearing skirts and you don't see that very often anymore.7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happy drunk on sangria I made and made my bf cum twice today.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just opened up my bra drawer and found a massive spider that crawled away before I could kill it.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get a shipping confirmation two hours after I placed my order.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My sister got married last night. Woke up this morning & she sent me a video of her jumping on the honeymoon bed in her bridal gown.11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a fifteen year old on a bike says hey miss new booty, and one of his friends says yeah, she got a great ass while the others whistle.7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's been pouring rain for 2 days, everything's flooded, everyone is all WHEN WILL THE RAIN STOP but thunderstorms are my favorite.7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm FINALLY done with finals and my friends and I are getting drunk and playing Settlers of Catan tonight11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm trying to organize my clothes, and I just realized I have enough underwear to last me about 2.5 months.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my parents tell me that the car accident I was in twelve years ago led to an insurance settlement, and $6k is mine.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I look cute AF half-naked rn but have no one to show since my ex and I broke up7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm kind of sad and want to buy things but I don't get paid until tomorrow and credit card debt is bad.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Moving back in with my parents post-graduation, had to put all of my supercute apartment stuff in storage, and my shih tzu threw up on my bed this morning.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend and I just broke up because I will (hopefully) be moving for grad school and he doesn't want to move. We still love each other. This fucking sucks.7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW first I thought I'd owe $400 in taxes, then I thought I was getting $900 back, and now I just about break even.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A few years ago, my 31 year old manager sent me (17) messages like this... He must have watched a video of me playing guitar.12yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/creepyPMs
[IFF] I'm not ready to graduate tomorrow, but the cap my best friend helped me decorate makes me feel a bit better about it all.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
The worst part is my boyfriend has to help me out sometimes...9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we are forced into group work and a girl in my group has kicked off her shoes and has her bare feet on her seat, and starts playing with her toes while we're answering questions. WHO DOES THAT IN A COLLEGE CLASSROOM??8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I forgot to plug in my phone last night, so it died and I missed work. I now have one strike after only six months. I want to die.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today my dad's getting released from the hospital, and I got home to find an unexpected package with THESE! Thanks, Santa!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW applying to grad school (which is a long shot) for something I've wanted to since high school, with the knowledge that getting in may very well be the end for my boyfriend and me.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to lose weight but ate three chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
MRW I finally told my boyfriend I love him, and he says he loves me too!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Somebody from my high school just added me to the newly-created Class of 2010 group...9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I decide to make a spreadsheet of my makeup. I'm less than halfway done with my indie shadows and it's already over $200.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you ask for samples in your order and open up your package to this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/LushCosmetics
MRW I catch my shih tzu sneaking into my bathroom, knocking over my trashcan, and eating my tampons. Nine years ago she had surgery for an obstruction caused by doing the exact same thing... Sigh.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I explained I was a bit of a spaz because of an orgo exam. This made my morning!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/starbucks
MRW I get from a hellacious night at work and discover my new booze is not nearly as good as I was promised it would be9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We had to put our dog to sleep today, and my stepmom is trying to get me to socialize and make conversation with someone that came over.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my brand new doctor (without having ANY of my medical history) tells me I have to stop drinking alcohol entirely.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently being upset about being harassed means I should kill myself? (Background in comments)11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/creepyPMs
MRW I wake up and discover that in my sleep I was holding my dog down against the bed while she kicked and tried to get away...8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Pretty sure Jane is a witch bc how else is LE Fractal THIS GOOD?9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
A few months ago true red was the darkest shade I owned. Now I rock bold lips like it's my job. Thanks, MUA!11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
MRW I'm tweeting about my boobs and swimsuits and some dude I don't know tells me feel free to post examples10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bombed the first test in the class I love. Then got home, read up, and got 0 of the possible 4 points of extra credit.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
/u/koisuru is an amazing angel sent from the heavens and also a wonderfully wicked woman who spoiled the hell out of me!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
My bank account, since I can't stop buying things in an attempt to make myself feel better...10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my dad starts disparaging me for something I'm already beating myself up over.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I post a link explaining in detail why the book exchange is an illegal pyramid scheme and someone responds I don't understand why it's wrong.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally found a shower caddy to hold all my bath indies!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
MRW trying to figure out how to tell my parents I'm getting a tattoo this week8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It actually made me stop crying for a full half hour, which is a record over the past two days.11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my best friends is getting married next week and I'm so happy for her, but can't stop crying.8yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Fortune Cookie Soap Halloween box is ZOMBIE SURVIVAL themed!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
MRW I'm in the Nintendo aisle at Target and some dude goes Wait... YOU play video games? and follows it up with What kinds of games do girls play!?10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister tells me one of the (grown) men in her class spent all hour staring at her boobs and potentially drawing them.9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mermaid braid! I know it's not much, but I'm trying to learn new styles to justify having long hair. 12yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
Just a bath with one of my favorite bombs, one of my favorite SGs, my favorite FUN, and Scrubee ❤️❤️❤️7yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/LushCosmetics
[Gifted] Matronix, because I've been away from RAOA too long. Also, BASEBALL.11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
MRW I realize I have no idea what I want to do with my life and I'm petrified of choosing wrong and really just want to go back to college.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Period Tracker tells me I'll be fertile the next time I have sex (even though I'm on birth control)11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW half the staff at my new job is rude to me just because. It's like being back in high school.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I have a super awesome interview in two hours and I am TERRIFIED. Send me good vibes!!9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I know it's a longshot, but can anyone identify these lashes? They're my favorite and I lost one last night :(9yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
[Gifted] akingrey. I'm in a book mood, so I want to share the love with readers!11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] mamallama because random choice from daily thread, I LOVE Neil Gaiman, and I hail from MN. <311yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
Apparently I'm getting an Influenster box... by Mary Kay. I'm sketched out by their business so we'll see if I like their stuff!10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
[Thanks] margalicious. You are fergalicious and sexylicious and sweetlicious and super super lovely x infinity11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
MRW it's opening day and I realize I can't find my bracelet and thus will not be wearing any baseball stuff at work during the game11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Thanks] cia1120!! My dotting tools got here and I AM SO EXCITED OMFG why do I work tonight!?11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[THANKS] Sknightx for popping my gift cherry!! Once I get some AAAs these bad boys are gonna light up my dresser. <311yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
MRW I go to post some senior pics (I LOOK SO GOOD) to TwoX for IFF, only to remember it's been overrun by dudebros and rape apologists.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Gifted] Umbersorrow for my yoga contest! Enjoy your mat, my dear. <311yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Q-kat for the hat, 186394 for the reusable ice cubes, marmaladeskillies for the USB charger, and ez617 (I think it's yours that have arrived!) for the bow dust plugs!! Phew :)11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] rasta2645. Oops. (Couldn't decide between this & When Harry Met Sally - they're my 2 favorite movies!!)11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] margalicious! Because four-letter words are the best words.11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] 186394 and Internal_Cannon!! Now I can keep track of the wines I've tried. Thanks for feeding the budding oenophile :)11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks]GemCityTiffany & Sknightx! Comet Vomit, YAAAAAY!11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] rockandrowland for the gift card!! My pole fund is officially open!11yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
Currently having my semiregular pity party that I didn't get a fitness routine sooner and summer will be over by the time I have a body I'm happy with.10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have my first real date in years this week. What are some good things to talk about? Any tips or advice?10yr ⋅ adragonisnoslave ⋅ r/AskTrollX