I thought it was someone's kid screwing around back there for about 15 minutes, turns out it was a fully grown man1yr ⋅ nihilist_hippie ⋅ r/TimAndEric
If you meet me, online, by Grub's tavern...I will show you where the treasure is hidden.2yr ⋅ MrsDrSteveBrule ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I’ve legitimately fallen in love with you and I want to take it to the next step, which is porking6mo ⋅ scissor_get_it ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Kids why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places?!1mo ⋅ MiltonFludgecow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
When you die and go to hell because you made Easter about eyggs and not Jangus2yr ⋅ JohnnyCharles ⋅ r/TimAndEric
There’s only one reason for AI: “Computer Load Celery Man Please”2mo ⋅ Shot_Welcome_758 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Finally got my acceptance letter!! Hope my room doesn't smell like old guy farts1yr ⋅ vorbo87 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Friday means it’s time for the two necessities of a good time1yr ⋅ get_outta_mah_swamp ⋅ r/TimAndEric
It's my birthday, and my wife surprised me. All my friends are coming over.2yr ⋅ hiddenpanties ⋅ r/TimAndEric
David Liebe Hart came into my job yesterday and dropped this off5mo ⋅ OneOrganization9021 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Happy Chrimbus Everyone! Hope everyone’s keeping their Chrimbus bushes trimmed and wet! Hope everyone ate their pound of hair to please Winterman as well! 🌳5mo ⋅ Inside_Background_38 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Dude, the fucking...Nick gave me a call time at 8 AM. We're shooting at like 5 PM? That's just fucking disrespectful, man.2yr ⋅ QuallUsqueTandem ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Hold on a second. There's something else. What else was I going to tell you? Oh yeah, yeah. Check ya later, Tom.7mo ⋅ Doublejimjim1 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Turning your Bedroom back into the Computer room. - & remember just stay out of that rooooom.1yr ⋅ white_dolomite ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I wonder if the food court here has any of those crispy chicken tiddlers I love so much9mo ⋅ Doublejimjim1 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
show the american people and the world that the united states is still the most powerful nation in the country6mo ⋅ ChuckAndRufus ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Attn NYCers, You can buy some Sweet Berry Wine at Franklin Wine & Spirits in BK. Just got my bottle1yr ⋅ lasapeuse ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I'm thinking of traveling from England to France by boat this January. Any tips or advice?1yr ⋅ raloon ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Favorite Tim moment? Mine is when he freezes in the frame during the opening scene of Handsome1yr ⋅ Squishysoft420 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
My wife has been sleeping with every Tom, Dick, and Harry in town. She's just been having a thanksgiving day of sex with every man she can FIND. - David Liebe Hart1yr ⋅ CartoonNetwork1999 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Since were on the DALL-E train... I present to your candy dangus, STONE COLD STEVE BRULE!2yr ⋅ silencexcore ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I have a red wine hangover today. Red wine is the WORST for my anterior rash. Ugh.1yr ⋅ Cuntdracula19 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Do you know that when you look at a planet, and you see that light, that planet’s not even there!6mo ⋅ WorldScientist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Don’t tell your down with hip hop if you can’t name this rapper.7mo ⋅ Giveitallyougot714 ⋅ r/TimAndEric