Eedy Karn/Kathryn Hunter Appreciation Post: the galaxy's worst mom, but what a performance.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/andor
And another one gone, and another one gone, and another one bites the dust.Aug 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/BashTheFash
May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.Sep 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen.Aug 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well, you’re dead now, so shut up!Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Y'wanna sit on my LAP? Wanna sit on my LAP? Wanna sit on my mommy's LAP?!Jul 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...'Oct 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
If it lays an egg...it'll go down the back of the television set!Mar 17 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
No, I don't HAVE any sandals! What am I supposed to do, wear TURKEYS on my feet?!Mar 13 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Is yore hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell?Feb 9 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
...and then, once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and then one night they take you to a local restaurant with local color...Jul 30 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Hey, sports fans! I'm Doug Prishpreed with your sports for tonight--Butter Boy is comin' to town!Oct 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
We've put a small computer in her brain, that will help with her smoking problem.Feb 27 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Angus! How're ye goin' tae get 48,000,000 kilts into the van?Feb 27 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython ⋅ #48000000
Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.Mar 5 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
There's sugar, salt, nachos, hot dogs, corn dogs, all the dog foods.Mar 5 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
In the debate, a spokesman accused the Government of being silly, and doing not at all good things.Mar 11 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
There's nowt wrong wi' gala luncheons, lad! I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners!Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Another technique Jan uses is sometimes she eats a lot of shawarma before I come home, and that gasses up her spaghetti house and makes a sewage stink all in the bedroom.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
God amighty, we ask you to bless this feast that lies before us. And please allow these spent lottery tickets with they silvery scratchery seasonings to nourish our bodies, as they was unable to do the same to our wallets.Jul 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
In the debate, a spokesman accused the Government of being silly, and doing not at all good things.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
These are jokes, so open your ears. Laughter's the cure for all your fears!May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
And now for the very first time on the silver screen comes the film from two books which once shocked a generation. From Emily Bronte's 'Wuthering Heights' and from the 'International Guide to Semaphore Code', Twentieth Century Vole presents 'The Semaphore Version of Wuthering Heights'.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad.Oct 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
And now your second question for the blow on the head is: what is the main food that penguins eat?Oct 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Our doctor said my vagina wouldn't be able to support a live birth.Feb 7 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Is yore hog on DRUGS? How would you know? How can you tell?Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
There's one other thing...I'm dying. The doctors call it Limp Lip and they don't know what causes it.Oct 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I bought her lots of pine cone likker, for chuggin'...Sep 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
I'd like to welcome these children---none of them are my own.Jun 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not... Yes. Yes I am.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Oh, somedays I just feel like packin' up and quittin' the slavin' life for good.Jan 12 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Honk honk, beep beep, stepping on the gas. Cutting off a greasy granny, in the lane of pass.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Here ve see a pantomime goose, engaged in a life-or-death struggle vith Terence Rattigan.Dec 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I'd like to welcome the Pommy bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
And if you DON'T like my Pussy Doodles...I don't want to KNOW you.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Doug and Dinsdale Piranha were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
B...but Daddy, you said I was the Original Gator Hator!Jul 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Angus, how're ye goin' to get 48,000,000 kilts into the van?Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I---I have very sad news for the Channel 5 family. Linda Barungle has passed.Jul 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric ⋅ #5
And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and BLEEDING Watney's Red Barrel...Jun 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
If God made everthang, then God made this hat, ain't that right, Granny?Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of royalty. 'Denmark has never laughed so much'---THE STAGE.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Mrs Scum, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap!May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
You want you a fruity soda drank? It's an essential part of any Clowny schedule.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Tonight, on The Money Programme, we're going to look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Her flatulence is...off the charts. And we're not sure what's causing it.Sep 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
If it lays an egg, it'll roll down the back of the television set!Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Look, Rev. I hate t'see a man cry, so shove off, out the office. There's a good chap.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
...once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant with local color and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing Torremolinos...May 8 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I'm a little bit scared of pruppets. Pluppets are little...people that can talk. And they are not nice.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
UH-UH! No threesomes, no way, no how! Ah'm a God-fearin' womern.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
And so He dialled it back on the bears, and the bears were clothed in acid-washed denim, and adorned with stately stones of Rhine.Sep 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Eggs are full of cholesterols. It's them yellow things inside, what makes it taste good.Jun 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Y'know, some days I feel like packin' up and quittin' the slavin' life for good.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Refreshment Room here at Bletchley. My name is Kenny Lust, and I'm your compere for tonight.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
Ooh, I've had such a morning in the High Court. I could stamp my little feet the way those QCs carry on.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I'm Bradley Michael Fahrtz! And my family has been in the [POOP] business for over THIRTY YEARS!Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric ⋅ #POOP
You will be in an accident involving a screen door and a Randyman.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
The dy-slexia done spread to his legs. Ever zone---infeculated.May 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
We fixin' to get CLOWNY up in here, y'all! Now CRAP YOSELF!Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
In the second quarter of the fifth century, the Huns became a byword for merciless savagery. Their Khan was the mighty warrior Attila. With his devastating armies he swept across Central Europe.Apr 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/montypython
I put poison on your sandwiches when you weren't good. So it'd slow you guys down a little bit.Mar 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Another damn lid-flipper a-lookin’ for a handout. I’m lockin' you in the freedom box!Jun 2025 ⋅ IllegitimateMarxist ⋅ r/Squidbillies
