I made a Tayne action figure
Beer that'll make your hat wobble
The Universe (a painting)
Throwback: Me getting sat on at the Awesome Tour in 2009
Let’s all take a second today to Sauté, Flambé and Sashay! Fred Willard 1939-2020, RIP Pep-pep
Cigarette Juice thermos, free to good home (just pay to ship)
Let's take a moment and celebrate our sanitation workers on the front lines.
This guy somehow looks like Eric Andre and Steve Brule had a baby
It's some kinda virus from... China maybe
Happy birthday! I’m Disappointed In You
10 hours of Nude Tayne
Now Tayne I can get into
A painting I did from a couple years ago
Once Again, Tim Was Right YEARS Ago
New promo shot for the film Cats 2019
We’re going to need a serious amount of CCs of white wine for this one boys
Spotted Spagett in a David Bowie documentary.
Who put these holes in my belt?!
Some D-Pants spotted in the wild
The Joker strikes again!
The Joker strikes again! The Joker strikes again!
Saw a sign, took a pic, made a thing.
Yeah, you got me. I'm a network guy.
Spooking everyone that comes to my Island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Happy Abso Lutely day!
Because I sit with it.
I saw a familiar face in the chaos of everyone panic shopping, that's when I knew we'd be ok
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I wanna go on a...
Jim Heckler and Derrick Whipper
When I was a child there was thought to be 9 planets. But there are now- 90 planets.
So I made this as a Chrimbus gift for my wife few years ago. She hates T&E.
Number 1 Most Handsome Man
Put in your password. Okay it's my daughters name.. Susan69
Robert Axelrod, famous for his roles as “Power Rangers” Lord Zedd and movie critic Terry Bruge Hipplo passes away at the age of 70.
One important note: Please, do 𝙣𝙤𝙩 send in squirrel bones..and I am deadly serious about this it causes great problems it's complicated. Do not send squirrel bones. Thank you.
Half naked girls get thousands of upvotes every day. How many can we get for our boy in yellow
Petition to add Rats off to ya text to the upvote button.
My favorite gift for Chrimbus!
Great half time show full of spoofs and goofs
When Awesome Show has been gone for too long
A little late, but my brother was Tayne for Halloween. And no, I cannot generate a nude Tayne.
I did a Dr. Steve Brule watercolor. Who cares.
I found this shirt marked up 50%.
Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Super Bowl on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti.
Eric wareheimer as Viss
I wish you were my son
Commercial?! Fuck you commercial!
Area Fifty Grum
Todd Phillips' Joker (2019)
I was Garlic Powder.
The Irishman (2019)
Get out of my yard and why are you communicating with my son?? Why are you in all black??? Hiding in my bushes shining a light into my house??
No one got my daughter’s costume- but she insisted
MRW some kid in the back says that you can be anybody you want if you hold your nose.
The Boy (2016) vs Cinco Boy
When you're having the guys over to watch the Fish on the big screen...
Happy Birthday Spray I’m disappointed in you!
Young Eric looks good enough for a poke
I don’t clean! I’m not clean, ok?
Steve Brule did it so much better
The REAL photo the media doesn't want you to see
I can again offer autographed Sit-on-You pics. $10 includes postage in the US.
A little late posting this, but our shrimp and white wine levels were too equivalent not to post!
And you laughed
Can I get a Nude Tayne?
Made me think of my boy Grum
My painting of It's Free Real Estate.
On this Cyber Monday I just want to make sure everyone is using the Innernette to make their online purchases. Safety first.
Petite feet, feminine step
Reddit, can I get a printout of Oyster smiling?
May the Luck a the Irish Smile on ya
IT'S YOUR NOSE!!
One of my favourite quotes (OC)
Well, I've got bees... But the good thing is, I want bees!
MFW I realize I am in WAY over my head.
David Liebe Kart
A drawing of the boyz I did
The Master Code Breaker
Ya Blew It
Congratulations to Dr Steve Brule producer name of Johnsy Riley, who has just won grolden globes for best producer, and best cars.
When your doctor gives you advice but you’re not quite sure
This is what we do...
Elon Musk revealing his true entrepreneurial inspiration
New cell phone. It doesn't smell good, but it smells better than it used to.
I ordered a Tayne pin (complete with wobble-able hat) and it came wrapped in a print-out of Oyster smiling.
Found this at the dollar tree!
The only married news team in the tri-county area!
Brown 3 spotted browsing the adult bookstore in Ghost World
Can we all agree that Ron is the unsung hero of Beef House
I obtayned this custom christmas gift from my brother
That day before Thanksgiving feeling
Only 34 more years and 100 YEARS of JACKIE CHAN!
I’m not gonna be the one to tell him
RIP Tim. He was an averaged sized man who didn't appreciate sports.
The original Q
While I’m home in quarantine with Pork’s Disease, I’m praying that Tim and Eric release some footage of the show to get me through this. I’m a card carrying member of AETNA, doesn’t that get me something?
THIS GUY? HE'S SEEN SOME REAL SHIT! HE JUST GOT OUT OF THE WOO-ER!
First gif I've ever made.
I smell a Tony Award.
Honey I know you’re sleeping, but I just want to tell you that I love you and I really respect our marriage and that’s why I have a surprise for you. I got a job as a big boy bus driver and I start in the morning.
Steve brule age 34
Cats (2019) clearly ripping off Tim and Eric.
The only married news team in the tri-county area combined into a single person
Orgies are not too much fun if no ones wants to do it with you.
Love him to bits, wanna kiss him on the lips
Dad you know I can’t drive...I’m scared of that honky horn
The Universe. What a concept.
What always goes through my head whenever someone says trickle down economics
I don’t have any kids and I don’t have a wife
Tim and Gregg in Milwaukee tonight!
Our Halloween values are under attack
First ever image of a blackhole!!!
Good Morning, Paul. (Dragoncon 2018)
MRW some hunk forgets what I ordered last night.
tfw you have a totally awesome vacation with a new best friend
My friends and I celebrate our 2nd Annual Chrimbus tonight with a feast of Cinco's Pasta Bear, H'amb, shrimp and white wine. But I don't need the dinner cause we also have O-Hungee!
A new tattoo, I had no choice!
t-shirts a friend and I made for the mandatory tour next week!
This motivational poster is hanging in my classroom now.
Found our favorite spookster in a graphic novel for kids
When Hulu takes Awesome show off
Spent more than I should’ve on merch but it was so worth it
How I pronounce it
I read it in his voice
Lookie what I found out in the wild. (Its candy dispenser was jammed, but the flavor packet was locked and loaded. Christmas dinner)
Couldn't resist painting this dang hunk on a background of sweet berry wine.
Just discovered Scotty, he has the voice of an Angel, any other fans here?
I did have one hair growing on my nipple but my mom made me cut it off :/
Tim Heidecker for U.S. Senate 2020!