For those of you who have never had the pleasure of hearing a raccoon purr, here is Lenny blissing out on my arm. Aug 2024 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/Raccoons
Taylor Swift’s decision to bring on Underdog as head choreographer was a master stroke.Jun 2025 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/howardstern
I don’t know how I ever managed to read in bed before I got my little headwarmer. ❤️Jun 2021 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/trashpandas
This one makes me more angry than most. So only one kid deserves help and concern? And her dad’s a jerk for trying to give her a better life?Nov 2021 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/ForwardsFromKlandma
I know Tori is no stranger to plastic surgery, but why would her nose be doing that? Mar 2024 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/DListedCommunity
Trump FB group claims massive crowd has turned out for Trump by posting a pic of a music festival in Switzerland.Dec 2020 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Thanks to all the Omaha peeps who offered suggestions, encouragement, and good wishes. Nelson is home.Apr 2022 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/Omaha
Two human tanks freak out on poor cashier after they aren’t allowed to buy 23 cases of Mountain Dew.Mar 2020 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit ⋅ #23
Surprisingly, not the only “Tyranny” I’m aware of. And yes, both are English-speaking and born in the US.Oct 2023 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/tragedeigh
Just got permanently banned from r/FuckMasks for posting some research I did personally on one of the doctors from America's Frontline Doctors' bogus video. (post in comments)Jul 2020 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit ⋅ #post-in-comments #r/FuckMasks
Almost feel guilty posting. One person’s misfortune(?) is another’s windfall. Went to the dealership to get Explorer worked the very day they’d decided to let go of this rig because they couldn’t reach the guy who’d ordered it after trying for 3 weeks. Meet my brand new Big Bend in Area 51 blue.Mar 2022 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/FordBronco
Honestly, what can be fun about shooting a sleeping animal?Mar 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I honestly didn’t know this was in Jesus’ job description.Feb 2021 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
Darcy watching Stacy play grab-ass with Florian. Her eyes say, “Die!” and her left nip says, “I want to see!”Sep 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/90DayFiance
Michigan city council candidate says married citizens should be of the same race, and that includes kids.Aug 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Michigan City council candidate wants all married couples in her community to be of the same race, and that includes children.Aug 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/trashy
So my daughter signed up for Wendy Williams tickets and this happened . . . (she loves Rapaport)Nov 2021 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/howardstern ⋅ #she-loves-Rapaport
Another very bad man who thinks he should have control over a woman's body.May 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Drunk Spirit airlines passenger clears out plane after yacking in another passenger’s hair.Oct 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/trashy
Golfer surmises that mean and bad people “got in the head” of caddie and convinced him he deserves more than .0038% of 1.3M purse he helped win.Feb 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/trashy ⋅ #f #0038 #3
Vile local news publisher says that it’s time for the KKK to “night ride again.”Feb 2019 ⋅ timscookingtips ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
