Currently watching the 7th Annual Live On Cinema on YT and it is spectacular.1yr ⋅ CartoonNetwork1999 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
There’s only one person that can replace Johnny Depp in the “Fantastic Beasts” movies since he’s been fired.3yr ⋅ coreyp0123 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
A little late, but my brother was Tayne for Halloween. And no, I cannot generate a nude Tayne.4yr ⋅ iza1017 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Two teens are going out on a date, they’re going to a Mexican spot, they’re having a lot of peeko de gaigo with halahpenyas and they know the breath is going to be very extreme3yr ⋅ fwilson01 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Oh... Good morning! Hi- Hi....Hi.... I’m Chef Goldblum! And right now I’ll bet you’re just getting comfortable in your own Schlaaang super seat!3yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Super Bowl on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti.4yr ⋅ coreyp0123 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
When a movie is made in France it’s called cinemas. How come that’s different?3yr ⋅ butterfaerts ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Forget the foldables, waiting for that unlocked C-Fone for Christmas.3yr ⋅ IUcheergirl ⋅ r/TimAndEric
When you are excited to take your child clown home, but have to run errands first.3yr ⋅ BadBoyGray ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Ya know what The Devil said about Hell? Welcome to Hell, who gives a shit? For your hell.3yr ⋅ michaelm142 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Back in my day we wore different masks when we wanted to socially distance ourselves.4yr ⋅ Cpt_Dizzywhiskers ⋅ r/TimAndEric
“Sweet Berry Wine & An Erupting Volcano” Brittany Fanning, acrylic and oil on canvas, 20212yr ⋅ bitterfaceart ⋅ r/TimAndEric
A donkeys bray, A chickens bawk, A sweeking rats ticking clock. Any sound can depends on how you use it: Could be a sweet sound, of music! - Incantation by the witch Synthia Drangus3yr ⋅ michaelm142 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
When you're having the guys over to watch the Fish on the big screen...5yr ⋅ ProblyNotWorthItBut ⋅ r/TimAndEric
“There’s some sites for dads, and there’s some sites for children. We’re looking at the sites for dads now...”4yr ⋅ Pinbacker87 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
The doctor should know the difference between dysentery and basic diarrhea8mo ⋅ Doublejimjim1 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
One of my favorite things. I printed this out before going to a show of his, so he could sign it. He asked me to send him a copy (put his home address and phone # on the back). Then told asked me to let him know if I knew any women he could hang out with.3yr ⋅ shameonyounancydrew ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I can again offer autographed Sit-on-You pics. $10 includes postage in the US.4yr ⋅ Palmer-Scott ⋅ r/TimAndEric
and people say what do you mean Russian dressing with mustard? I say don't tell them there's mustard in it. They won't even know. You can't taste it.4yr ⋅ QuallUsqueTandem ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Keep the healthy stuff in your real stomach and eat the JUNK IN YOUR FAKE ONE!!! FOR YOUR HEALTH!!5mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
It’s the first married law team in the tri-county area. Free Hawaiian shirt on Father’s Day as well!(it’s a great dads day!)3yr ⋅ fwilson01 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
“Listen, I left my driving hat at home, so I’m swinging around to pick it up. Okay?”2yr ⋅ TheNightmanCometh10 ⋅ r/TimAndEric
As used on the hit song Little Danson Man(Music and lyrics by: Jingo Scramm).3mo ⋅ Digitalmodernism ⋅ r/TimAndEric
