I knew Tyrone was stupid- for some reason this vegetal to him is a “nuggie” 🤦♂️3yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/Tendies
I sell two swords a year? I’m GOOOOOD. I sell NO swords per year? I’m even BETTER!!!!6mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
American Kobe double smash, sauteed onions, pickle slices, and mustard. Little dab of ketchup on side 1mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/cheeseburgers
“Hot chicken... tell me what I’m missin.... somethi-f-hee ha hoo-in the kitchen... lemme work on it...”4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TheEricAndreShow
American “Kobe” double cheeseburger with American, sauteed onions, mustard, on a Kings Hawaiian bun1mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/burgers
I think about the guy watching this video right now, his name is Brian, he has an addiction to marijuana and he eats from 7-11... but NOW...6mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Yo let’s go get some Cherokee chicks and BONE on the trail of beers!!4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TheEricAndreShow
I just have a couple of questions: How high is the sky? Skittles: science or voodoo???4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TheEricAndreShow
Oh... Good morning! Hi- Hi....Hi.... I’m Chef Goldblum! And right now I’ll bet you’re just getting comfortable in your own Schlaaang super seat!3yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Keep the healthy stuff in your real stomach and eat the JUNK IN YOUR FAKE ONE!!! FOR YOUR HEALTH!!5mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Oh my god... One hundo a day (both of us) that’s 500 a week... That’s rich! BOOMBAHHHHH!3mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
I never even heard of the magazine- Vice? What is it fuckin- for cops who bust prostitutes?1yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
Spenny is so insensitive to the needs of others, but we all expected this much.3yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
If you dip your dick in the cold water.... man it’s gonna shrink RITE OFF!!!4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
Uh.. Eric Wareheimer will be against the Chinese and the retarded people... so we d- would want his as retarded- or is that Vice President?— OR as the pres- well, he would be the Vice President.4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/TimAndEric
This is the best cocktail sauce and it’s full of horseradish. Absolute gem and a little goes a LONG way.2mo ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/hotsauce
Whoever said get Ghost of Saffron (I went with hotter) was SO RIGHT! Nice Mexican flavors of garlic, onion, cumin and oregano! Good heat on the hotter!3wk ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/hotsauce
(Kenny:) Goldfield, did you know Confucius said “man who goes to bed with itchy tushy wakes up with smelly finger?” (Goldfield:) “I nebba herd such ting!!”4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
FINALLY!! Today they went on sale and I was ready for it. I’ll be back tomorrow 😆2wk ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/hotsauce
“Why don’t you take your big penises and paddle on cross to Africa!” - Spencer Rice4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR BED RECRUIT SPENNY??” “CODE RED, SIR!!!”4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
I NEVER brush my teeth... the cheesies clean my teeth for me. Only an idiot like spencer brushes his teeth.4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
WHAT is that a skirt steak?? Yeah... this steak’s been in a lot of skirts.4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
Cascabella’s for a new sauce I’m making. (Same peppers at In-n-Out burger) 1wk ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/hotsauce
Hey Bart- I got somethin to sell: I got a washing machine and a garbage pail!4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/howardstern
“HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TO THE WINNING COACH!!!!”4yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
Hey... Remember Pilgore? Now I can keep him forever now... for years. I may even get him freeze dried so it’s easier to carry....2yr ⋅ DDenlow ⋅ r/kennyvsspenny
