MFW I absent-mindedly open the fridge seeking snacks for the bazzilionth time in a single evening12yr ⋅ MegaJoshX ⋅ r/mfw
MFW someone tells me to try turning it off and on again after 3 hours of tech support and it works9yr ⋅ JCGjurgevich ⋅ r/mfw
MFW people I barely know are posting about all the stuff they got for Christmas on facebook12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
Mfw I help my girlfriend clean and move everything into our new house over a two week period after being told that I'm moving in as well, just to get dumped on the last trip to get my clothes.... After letting her live with her rent free for a year....6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm humming a song, then put my ipod on shuffle and it's the first song to start playing.12yr ⋅ Trifax ⋅ r/mfw
As a lurker, MFW there is a spelling error on the front page in the top post10yr ⋅ firefarmer ⋅ r/mfw
MFW As a Canadian, I found out only people in England and Ireland get letters to Hogwarts.12yr ⋅ district9and3quarter ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realise the hot girl in my psychology class last year was flirting with me9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realise all I have to do to get karma is repost stuff on r/karmaconspiracy12yr ⋅ Jondolio ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realize I've been staring off into space for the last 20 minutes11yr ⋅ spaaaaaghetaboutit ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I noticed the girl walking in front of me on campus today had an obvious large red stain on the back of her white skirt.11yr ⋅ Trifax ⋅ r/mfw
My co-worker tried to copy his laptop screen by putting it on the copy machine, and his secretary was trying to help11yr ⋅ Adamskinater ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I don't mind the hate because deep down you already know I'm getting the best final evolution.8yr ⋅ TheGamedawg ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my professor is talking about laundering money and I make a joke about laser tag7yr ⋅ ohhaiteighlur ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I referenced Schrodinger's cat at work and someone asked if I got that fromBig Bang Theory11yr ⋅ amosko ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I got to r/all and there's only one r/the_donald link. Really thought I'd have to leave this site.8yr ⋅ SpaceInveider ⋅ r/mfw
MFW My father pointed out the hotel and corner room I was conceived in during the 1985 Kentucky Derby11yr ⋅ GrimaceJoe ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my friend tells me they saw a post that they worked out was from me and have been stalking my reddit profile ever since9yr ⋅ nameIchose ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm playing league and i know were gonna lose within the first 10 minutes8yr ⋅ Curly-Pubes ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my phone rings and not sure to pick up and risk it being work or the honey I gave my number to7yr ⋅ CAT_WILL_MEOW ⋅ r/mfw
MFW listening to radio. 25 yr old male. Love this song. Shazam it cause don't know artist. One Direction.9yr ⋅ jcr4990 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my crush finds out its my birthday and then asks me if I want any special gifts12yr ⋅ ButteredPastry ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I found out that Android is coming out with a Galaxy S4 a month after I bought a Galaxy S3.12yr ⋅ TruthByJoe ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I carry a week's worth of groceries up three flights of stairs in one trip.12yr ⋅ AmazonSally ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm a New Yorker logging on to Facebook after 2 NYPD officers are shot and killed.10yr ⋅ curmudge_john ⋅ r/mfw
MFW someone makes a joke that might actually be funny but I don't understand it.7yr ⋅ Orion053 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my first post in /r/adviceanimals gets 7 downvotes in less than 2 minutes11yr ⋅ cheezpuffs ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I tried to get out of my friend’s car and he kept trolling me with the door child lock.12yr ⋅ BeniGoat ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm on reddit at 2:30am when I should be studying for a midterm12yr ⋅ Johanasburg_Flowers ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I spent over two hours raking the yard, only to have a storm blow in and cover it again.11yr ⋅ AmazonSally ⋅ r/mfw
MFW both /r/The_Donald and /r/EnoughTrumpSpam have banned me for if-you're-not-with-us-you're-against-us reasons. [shitty quality OC -- *I tried.*]8yr ⋅ kakaesque ⋅ r/mfw