An actual ad I saw today. Horrifying
But really tho 🤔
You just know that it's not the first time this has happened.
I choose to believe he meant for this to happen.
I was browsing Amazon when suddenly...
Be careful or get humbled real quick
MRW I can't grow (almost) any facial hair and my trans friend snapchats me a picture of him with a face full of stubble.
The I call people cucks on the Internet starter pack
MRW my family asks how I feel about getting broken up with
ORW our really shy friend says, fuck it, walks up to a girl at a bar, and we see them leave together a little while later.
ORW our friend finally breaks his dry spell
Rewatching The Truman Show I noticed a little surprise in his stash box...
MRW my bro's drunk ex walks up to him at a party.
HIFW Someone's trying to cock-block me but they can't.
Alright, Reddit, what do you want now that Pao is gone?
For my cakeday I give you my go-to when I want some fun smoking ideas: The Stoner Achievement List. Enjoy.
MFW I get hit by a hammer after I JUST got fireball powers
When the chicken nuggets in the oven are almost done.
MRW /r/thebutton is over
MFW a girl I've been flirting with takes the flannel from around her waist as she walks by me just so I can look at dat ass.
I blew it
For my cakeday I presENT to you, a map!
Well played, math teacher, well played.
The poster for a Zombie Apocalypse movie.
Using NORML as a source, I made a handy map of our state laws concerning Marijuana.
Stage 1 of Operation Hotbox the World is complete
My ex (whom I'm on good terms with) just moved into the dorm 3 doors away and started flirting with me.
MRW my best friend (girl) tells me I'm so sensitive for a man
MRW my FWB calls me sweetheart.
When you're too drunk but trying to keep it together
I love our sisters at TrollX, but I've seen this happen a lot to people who suggest that maybe it wasn't sexism.
I...I finally did it. 338 turns later.
MFW I whisper a joke to my friend in class, and then she yells it out for the whole class to laugh at.
The Roman Empire at its Greatest Extent - A Political Map of Rome's Provinces And Its Surrounding Areas [1,116 × 893].
ORW we're about to freak but her roommate walks in
What is this? A toolbox for ants?
HIFW everyone around me is congratulating me on quitting smoking.
MRW my new lady friend gives the best blowjobs I've ever received in my life.
At the store stoned [FIXED]
Gotta laugh about it: my new Fantasy Football team picture
HIFW I cum after going several days without masturbating or seeing my FWB
HIFW my leg is asleep when I wake up and I try to drag it out of bed.
MFW I put on a pair of pants right out of the dryer
Just got to witness this one in person
MRW this sub has bad news. It'll get better, trolls. We're all gonna make it.
HIFW I forgot to get her number
MRW my friend asked me if I'd put my dick in someone's mouth whom I don't trust after saying you don't have to trust someone to fuck them.
MRW everything I try to do falls apart, I'm sleep deprived, finals are piling up, I'm desperate, and I feel completely undesirable but I'm trying to keep it together.
MRW my lesbian friend asks me to take her virginity and I can't do it.
MRW, as a happily single dude, people start talking about relationships.
MRW I get 20K link karma and 10k comment karma: happy at first, and then disappointed in all the other things I could've done.
MRW I get downvoted on a sub for asking a question, but the next day I see the same question on the front page
I present to you #2 in my dragon series: Harbaugh, Coach of Dragons
Yesterday I saw that I was running low on white T-shirts. What better way to solve that problem than to help out Bernie too?
What Does MFA think of this watch for nearly everyday use? (link in comments)
HIFW I'm not going to let my insane ex's irrational guilt tripping affect me any more
The times, they are a changing. NJ Transit, Halloween Night 2013
After reading the AskReddit thread about odd things your body does.
Reading the front page tonight...
Remember to vote and contact your reps, Ents, so that this isn't our government
That's pretty cool, wait, what?
My exploits the other night. (x-post r/treecomics)
Awesome in-game picture of Jimmy Smith from tonight
Ran into this GGG in the park today
Act now before the next distraction show up!
I thought this after seeing Jeff Bridges' AMA. They're millionaires and they'll probably never come back to Reddit anyway.
Had a Woah. moment this evening. 
Maybe I'm giving them too much credit, or maybe they'll use this as an excuse...