MFW tomorrow I'm eating grandma's handed down through the decades special recipe Christmas Pudding.5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm a retired Korean War Vet and I'm tired of these Latinos and Asians in my neighborhood.9yr ⋅ DirkDieGurke ⋅ r/mfw
MFW i tell my friends i'm trying to lose weight and my buddies overweight girlfriend starts telling me i'm doing it wrong and giving me all of her 'health tips'9yr ⋅ notagreatguy ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realize the redhead in Cheaper by the Dozen being called FedEx implies the mom cheated with the mailman6yr ⋅ vr-brains ⋅ r/mfw
MFW My new med's side effects include trouble sleeping and delayed ejaculation.8yr ⋅ DeepRoast ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I decide test the limits of my new headphones, and the bass is whooping my ass.9yr ⋅ Whip_The_Llamas_Ass ⋅ r/mfw
mfw my wife tells me there's mice in the walls of the house we just bought7yr ⋅ RoostrC0gburn ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realize that i have never once consciously smelled the mucus in my nose.9yr ⋅ thejaf711 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm 21, have never had a girlfriend before, and am trying to ask a girl out on a third date9yr ⋅ SmokeySaysWhoaThere ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I convince the Powerball winners to go on TV before they even go to the lottery office.8yr ⋅ Azntigerlion ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my friends tell me that if I don't get a girlfriend, I'll end up living a lonely unfulfilled life10yr ⋅ jtpredator ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm told that the brand of water I just drank 3 bottles of got recalled for E. Coli9yr ⋅ ForrestTrump77 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my friends are mad that I spent the money I set aside for drugs on expensive sandwiches instead10yr ⋅ the_dinks ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my wife tells me she made gluten and dairy free cookies and that the recipe called for sugar but she left it out because sugar is bad for you.9yr ⋅ grodisattva ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I write a paper the night before/morning it's due and my professor tells me it should be published in the university student journal.12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I get gilded, again, for doing the math, but remember how none of the benefits of Gold made a difference to me last time.9yr ⋅ LetMeBe_Frank ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I ate every flavor of Warheads at the same time after my boss bet I would spit them out. I didn't.12yr ⋅ AmazonSally ⋅ r/mfw
Mfw I'm sitting on a couch reading Reddit and 7 kids rush up to me asking me what I'm doing8yr ⋅ gh0sti ⋅ r/mfw
MFW when the conversation topic is sexual fetishes and the other person says I don't have any after I already told mine.12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
When I overhear classmates talking about past due homework then find out there is a test today7yr ⋅ McTiddles ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I need to cover my tracks after accidentally liking a 4 year old picture from a girl I was fapping to10yr ⋅ TheZerocrat ⋅ r/mfw
MFW a customer licks their thumb to separate their bills and then hands me those bills...9yr ⋅ YouCanCallMeQueenB ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my daughter told my wife she would want to live with me if we got a divorce.11yr ⋅ potsie79 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW the flight attendant says there's in-flight wifi but no internet access9yr ⋅ ponchothecactus ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I try to imitate BBC Channel 4's Liam Dutton pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch9yr ⋅ TheSanityInspector ⋅ r/mfw
mfw I woke up this morning and thought it was monday and then realised it was actually still sunday12yr ⋅ SakuraChanRd ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I upload my resume to Indeed.com and not one offer is remotely close to my desired job6yr ⋅ andVeryHush-Hush ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I, as a European who doesn't give a shit about politics, click on a /r/The_Donald link by mistake for the 10th time.8yr ⋅ Achoo_Gesundheit ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I use Reddit Enhancement Suite and I am seeing everyone complain about CSS7yr ⋅ kuntslayer ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm looking through fun pics & think this would be a good post for Reddit & then remember I'm on Reddit.7yr ⋅ TheSanityInspector ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm considering shooting the squirrel that won't leave the bird feeder alone.6yr ⋅ relish-tranya ⋅ r/mfw
MFW when the pretty girl at work walks by and I smell the breeze behind her.7yr ⋅ FLAMINGCUMBOX ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I unfollow an annoying friend on social media and they bring it up in a convo10yr ⋅ khmeroldiez ⋅ r/mfw
MFW six hours after I decided to put the chilli oil on my Mongolian grill food.7yr ⋅ theianabides ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I get the last Little Caesars pizza and someone asks if they have any ready.7yr ⋅ ktheman21 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW The burn is respectable, respectful, and truthful. But you know it still burns.8yr ⋅ Acewarren ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I find out my ex, who said I wasn't marriage material, is being divorced by the man she left me for.11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
My wife's face When I finally get a night off of working the night shift.10yr ⋅ Billy_Bowlegs ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my younger brother is annoyed because i use memes wrong (to annoy him)10yr ⋅ CrispyPudding ⋅ r/mfw
Mfw my out of touch sixty year old comp teacher says we're watching a funny tv show in class8yr ⋅ Probably_a_Shitbag ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm queuing for coffee and someone orders an expresso instead of an espresso9yr ⋅ RedMosquitoMan ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I accept that explaining the joke behind my failed gif is just making it fail more8yr ⋅ TheSanityInspector ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my potential employer tells me I failed a random drug test that I knew I was gonna fail10yr ⋅ torres240 ⋅ r/mfw
