MFW someone from the doesn’t text you back, but continues to reply to other people in the groupchat.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I thought I missed my first cake day, and then I saw the little cake icon by my name12yr ⋅ poliscinerd ⋅ r/mfw
Mfw Skipped English class four times and then they changed teachers and the absent list was lost.11yr ⋅ bonelazo ⋅ r/mfw
MFW i meet a really cute girl and we hit it off and she takes me back to her place where her friends want to join in on the action and also a Dragon is following us.12yr ⋅ DesolationRow ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm absolutely starving and I eat my favorite food for the first time in years12yr ⋅ Smileybomb12345 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I realized the next twelve hours is going to be college football trash talking12yr ⋅ poliscinerd ⋅ r/mfw
MFW someone uses my credit card illegally and people tell me to check my accounts weekly for unusual charges12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I completely forget what I'm taking about mid-sentence, and I secretly search the room for clues instead of admitting that I have no idea what to say because I lost the content & context of my own train9yr ⋅ Akon_DumbRapper ⋅ r/mfw
When i go on reddit today and find out Stefan Karl past way (will miss you friend)6yr ⋅ TheFishMagikarp ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I found out you can close fastfood salad containers to shake the dressing evenly.10yr ⋅ Miss_Awesomist ⋅ r/mfw
mfw I see girls complaining that 'all guys are assholes' and there are 'no good guys left'12yr ⋅ SirusAP ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I use internet language in real life and reveal my nature as a reddit addict. Apparently cat tax isn't a widely understood commonfolk reference.10yr ⋅ tupper377 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I found out my ex girlfriend is moving in with her 2 month boyfriend.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/mfw
Mfw I find out I share a birthday month and day with a famous person but it's Jeffrey Dahmer.5yr ⋅ ScandinavianPolecat ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I see my ex, who used to make fun of my difficulty learning, fail his final exam10yr ⋅ lifeatmach_2 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW my creative writing professor told me I was best suited to writing children's fiction12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I look for an hour for a game only to open the case and find only Disc 212yr ⋅ RoadWarrior043 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW our professor goes 15 minutes over on a 4 hour night class and no one moves to leave.11yr ⋅ nightwingisadick ⋅ r/mfw
MFW GF's period returns to its normal routine after 4 months of late periods and one Emergency Contraception use. 12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I try to keep a tub of ice cream from melting by holding it in front of the ac on a long drive home from the grocery store (I live in TX).11yr ⋅ noblee93 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I say a vain comment and every comment on the post is against me.11yr ⋅ anything-for-a-buck ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I'm out buying a necklace for my mom's birthday and the sales rep tells me, You probably have a girlfriend, you should look at this.11yr ⋅ CUB4N ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I post on Facebook about how beta someone is, and his mom likes the status.11yr ⋅ Captain_Kuhl ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I buy seasons 1 through 7 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on DVD, and then the next day they become available on Netflix 12yr ⋅ adamstyle01 ⋅ r/mfw
MFW I heard the Westboro Baptist Church was going to protest those poor children's funerals12yr ⋅ ggSpike ⋅ r/mfw
MFW - not only did my ex marry the man she's been dating for 3 weeks...she's also pregnant.12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/mfw
