AI generated image of a thriving Calathea (it's fake and fabricated)1yr ⋅ _jardinero ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Glad the garden expo I visited apprehanded this poisonous and criminal plant. What crimes have your plants committed?1yr ⋅ WatcherYdnew ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
i forgot to change the tampons and now they have toxic shock syndrome 😭😭 how do i fix it???1yr ⋅ lilyee50 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Asked AI to create Most generic r/houseplants post in Reddit (with thousands of upvotes). Here are the results.6mo ⋅ Available-Sun6124 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
There’s always a risk of ending up in circlejerk. You’re welcome.1yr ⋅ Ietsmetdingen ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Beautiful variegation! I bought all 5 of them. Sorry to hoard them, but you don’t always get this lucky at Walmart 🥰2yr ⋅ ShrikePilgrimage ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Yes you CAN grow plants with just artificial light! Here’s my darling office* plant (*my office is a miserable coal mine)1yr ⋅ deliciouslyexplosive ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
is this a node?? i want to try and proselytize in water but idk i should cut here1yr ⋅ brat258 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hello- what do guys think of these window garden dungeons of darkness?1yr ⋅ ReasonableSwimmer530 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Half Moon Vagitated Basil Plant, $950. 🚫🚫 No Lowballers, I know what I have 🥰🌱1yr ⋅ hconwayy ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Self watering? No need! Just use ice cubes twice a month ❤️1yr ⋅ AcanthisittaAway5205 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My fillughdendren has a hole? How did this happen? Should I beat my cat?2yr ⋅ HalliburtonErnie ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
walmart remains undefeated 👌 keep sleepping on them though 💯💯🍄9mo ⋅ MrKrabs401k ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is that green thing on my hanging philodendron11mo ⋅ HuckleberryNo9757 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hi, could I get an ID on this plant please? I saw it at my wife's boyfriend's house and want to get one for myself.9mo ⋅ piblhu ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Wow, even Target has gotten in on the variegated market! Has anyone heard of the species faux?1yr ⋅ HeavilyBearded ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My alocacia's leaf is taking a long time to unroll... Should I help it by violently prying it open?1yr ⋅ Sklorgus ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
YOU ARE NOT A REAL PLANT PARENT IF YOU DON'T FINGER YOUR SOIL RAAAAH 🦅🇺🇸🎇1mo ⋅ Short-Blueberry3463 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
But... but .. what if i’d rather be a basic bitch who thrives under any conditions? ( and yes, I got the shirt ) Happy Valentine’s to me!!1yr ⋅ ReasonableSwimmer530 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
help!!! does this need to be repotted? or are the nails too big?1yr ⋅ injectablefame ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is this plant? The seller already told me what it is btw, I just want you to tell me again so I can tell YOU all about how vaginated it is1yr ⋅ glaciesz ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Look at my beautiful ablus monsters. I got them for only $100002yr ⋅ revolution801 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I bought my bebe Monstrata her first hole punch! Someday she'll be big enough to use the 3-way.1yr ⋅ scavengecoregalore ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Actual evidence that even professionals at the botanical garden can’t keep a calathea happy1yr ⋅ Ietsmetdingen ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
The little shits (my kids) thought I wouldn’t notice if they strapped that stem back on with a ponytail holder. Punishment ideas?1yr ⋅ PrickleBritches ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
TLDR it was nice knowing you guys but the police just pulled up and I haven't buried her yet...1yr ⋅ Mrjocrooms ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My first plant is dying (paid $10,000 for it) how do I save it?2mo ⋅ Betaseal ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is this fruit? Is it an apple? Made a pie for my family and they haven't woken up from their naps!1yr ⋅ sendmeyourcactuspics ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
do you snort your soil before or after gatekeeping women with nails out of our hobby? Discuss.2yr ⋅ brugola ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Vaginated Nasty Urchin. $19,000. Serious offers only, cash, price firm. I know what I have.1yr ⋅ bonnerpower ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I love ordering tropical plants in the dead of winter 😍😍😍1yr ⋅ ArtichokeDangerous31 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
DEADLY PLANTS KILL U WHILE U SLEEP!!! TRUST NO BIRCH! (Reuploaded w subreddit name blocked out)11mo ⋅ dikupu ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
my SHIT boyfriend MURDERED my STUNNING thai constellation. what would be a fitting punishment other than cutting off his erring hands?1yr ⋅ leverati ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
The bf😘 and I are eating our golden monsterba this year for thanksgiving because we're fabulous 🍽️. What will you peasants be having??? 🥰6mo ⋅ golden_pathos ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I bought some cloud seeds on amazon and successfully propagationed them! Behold my God tier gardening skills!!1!213mo ⋅ onlyferns_user ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Omg guys my wife says I’m such a plant junkie🤪😛 I have a problem!!7mo ⋅ calhap8203 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
do plants even grow? what about when you fully submerge them? let's find out1yr ⋅ short-and-ugly ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
left my monstera outside for two days and now it’s got this beautiful variegation!!! how much money do you think it’s worth if i were to sell it??11mo ⋅ CuAl6PO44OH8-4H2O ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
How do I make my Monstera look less Monstera-y? Asking for a friend.1yr ⋅ Beginning_Mud6388 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hubby accidentally ate these! Will they grow back?? Can I prop?? Please halllllp!1yr ⋅ PhysicalTension1226 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Dry Ice is absolutely perfect for orchids and most houseplants. Apply once a year and never water again!2wk ⋅ cstuart1046 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Is there a plant that doesn't photosynthesize? Plant knowledge and chill?4mo ⋅ katarina-stratford ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Look at this lovely MONSTERA I found in the wild, when will it start to fendastrudel cause it's a MONSTERA 🥰😤🥰1yr ⋅ Amourxfoxx ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My new embroidered patch of a healthy Monstera leaf! (it is NOT AI generated 😡)1yr ⋅ drillgorg ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Super half variegated Patros leaf $869.99 for a piece and $2344.99 for a cutting 🥰1yr ⋅ sleepingwithdastarz ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
People keep telling me I’m overwatering this zz plant and that 1x a week is too much. Imma keep posting it in plant subs til someone tells me something I like.1yr ⋅ StillLikesTurtles ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My favorite funky cactus. Finally got the water and light dialed in. I got him sitting next to a candle for his light source. How am I doing?2yr ⋅ chodi-foster ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Started growing 2 random seeds my son had in his underwear drawer as a hobby. Can someone explain why they smell like a skunk died?3mo ⋅ Trollfacius ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What’s your most hated plant and why is it Calathea?3wk ⋅ Forsaken-Usual-7510 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
🌟String of pearls glow up!!!🌟😍 It's my first plant ever!2yr ⋅ DaddyStacks1102 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
HALP!!! What is that green stuff that comes out of my brownie batter??? It appeared overnight!!!1yr ⋅ Plant_Demon ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Should I plant deadly poisonous non native plants near children??1yr ⋅ NorEaster_23 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My plants are too happy and the constant fear of repotting them is too much to handle. How do make plant small? thanks.1yr ⋅ Amourxfoxx ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Seriously, this is allowed? Questions about fucking squirrels(Sciurus fucklippensis)?! Do y'all see🧐 anything about plants in this post cause I don't 😤9mo ⋅ dreamdoom_ ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Oops, accidentally posed with my perfect body for a plant pic so I definitely don't get linked to r/hotdudeswithplants in the comments LOL i'm so random!2yr ⋅ fagopyrumesculentum ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Yall said it was too cold outside for my plant so I put it in the Micheal wave.🥰 he looks so much happier now!!😌1yr ⋅ lizardagony ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I hate the screenshot pop-up! Also I think the plant might be over watered1yr ⋅ ohdearitsrichardiii ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
hey y'all - i have this big, gorgeous, healthy blooming orchid and i am pretty unhappy with how big, gorgeous, healthy and blooming it is. any tips to deal with big, gorgeous, healthy and blooming plants? TIA!1yr ⋅ _momsnewaccount ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
0 upvotes and they removed my post of my indoor corn. I guess the houseplants sub isn't for me.1yr ⋅ halfasandwitch ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk