Can you recommend a therapist for my potus? Why does it cry so much? Am I a bad parent?1mo ⋅ jeckles ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hey guys, I’ve been trying to proposition this twig for a few months now without results. What can I do to increase my chances of success???1yr ⋅ Crochitting ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
So excited for my cactus to bloom!! Foot for sale, I wear a size 10.5 btw1yr ⋅ azurepeak ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What are these bugs on my monstera? Are they harmful? (circled in red)1yr ⋅ Sklorgus ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
the well know icy water that succulents can get in desert climates,1yr ⋅ brugola ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
It’s finally here guys!! My new banana mango ultra jaundice vaginated thai monster cutting!! So in love1yr ⋅ hec_ramsey ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Forgot my cactus outside next to my front door where I saw it every day all winter, how can I save them?1yr ⋅ egg_sandwich ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
It’s a shame that Home Depot glues these obnoxious flowers to poor cacti. Bye fake flower!2yr ⋅ dioscorea_lover ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Since when does Walmart sell moderately healthy live plants? WTF am I supposed to do if it isn't struggling or dead?!?!?!? Why tf did I buy this...2yr ⋅ SpaceCadetTooFarGone ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Please, for the love of god, find this post and read the comments2yr ⋅ picklesfoley ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
how do I get her to grow tall like the pic on the right?3mo ⋅ vaginated_plant ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I just can’t believe my eyes. I don’t even have anything to say about this one11mo ⋅ azurepeak ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
How long does it take for a lego plant to grow? I am growing some lego plant seeds I picked from the lego pack.1yr ⋅ plantsb4putas ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Give ME ANSWERS! No i'm not going to look for it myself.3mo ⋅ Available-Sun6124 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Look what i found in my plant! I'm gonna name him fluffy becouse he is a fluffy boi 😍😘1yr ⋅ Matzepuffel ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Pastel colored rare Korean succulents: grocery store edition1yr ⋅ Sandyna_Dragon ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
New to the group so I hope this is not considered mean, but.... Why would I read the ID tag when I can just ask Reddit?2yr ⋅ lumpy___potato ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Until today I didn't know that dandelions flower! Is this normal???4mo ⋅ Available-Sun6124 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I found this plant for free in the middle of the street, did I get a good deal?1yr ⋅ goldfishgeckos ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
It is growing sideways because it is stupid and wants to be unique 1mo ⋅ quartz222 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Found these clippings in my mailbox! Can I water prop them? I guess I have an admirer 😍1yr ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Tired of waiting for your plan to mature? Just mutilate it!1wk ⋅ PsychologyOk9935 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Wow! What kind of plant is this??? Is anyone selling clippings? On a tight budget here also don’t tell Hubs lol2yr ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Me and this plant have the same will to live for the right price 2mo ⋅ nintendobroke ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
the plants are interconnected this way and share vibes too 💕1yr ⋅ sewerblonde ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What's a good companion plant so I can get invagination!?1mo ⋅ ThEpOwErOfLoVe23 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Help? My grandma’s special chocolate pudding isn’t doing wonders 😣😢1yr ⋅ Puzzleheaded-Ad6262 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
A shower usually helps prevent that, but that’s just me.3mo ⋅ Calathea_Murrderer ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I separated this vaginated plant because I‘m gay, AITA?1yr ⋅ 2bierlaengenabstand ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Tried posting this in some plant advice sub asking about how I could steal it and illegally import it and was met with criticism and stupid advice like “ImPoRtIng PlAnTs iS DaNgErOuS.” Hoping to find a better audience here.1yr ⋅ WheninBruges ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Are anyone else’s local fb groups having arguments about the Walmart PPPs vs their “collectors’ item” they’re selling for $400 because Oh My God1yr ⋅ glowsea1414 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I've been procreating my pathos for 2 weeks now and no roots yet?? please help1yr ⋅ madteaparty42 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
OMFG B is gone!?! Guys do I jump on this amazing deal? I don’t have that specific leaf type yet!1yr ⋅ HoyaHeadz ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Snek plant turning yellow???? Vagination or dying?!?!?! Pls help!!1yr ⋅ Gingitsune791 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Just bought these for $50! one of my luckiest finds yet as a plant mom🥰🥰1yr ⋅ hymenjesus420 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Left my monsterra outside for a week to get more sun 🌞 The fenestration looks amazing now!4mo ⋅ ElectricalLongboard ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
GUYS I JUST ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY DESERT PLANT IN A FREEZER FOR A MONTH, WILL IT BE OKAY1yr ⋅ Demeriax ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Just got a bit bored 🥱 and rearranged the plants 🌼 in my living room... 😍 Do you like it, guys? 💚2yr ⋅ Plant_Demon ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
i left my monstrosa outside yesterday and it turned vaccinated LITERALLY overnight 😳😳😳2yr ⋅ -futureghost- ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
my roommate is USELESS!! i simply asked her to take care of dozens of plants with different watering needs for 3 weeks and she FAILED! 2mo ⋅ quartz222 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
r/houseplants is just one big shit post. Had to leave bc of stupid crap like this or being banned for stupid reasons like telling an OP to stop being rude to someone 🙄1yr ⋅ ExternalStress ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Ready to take my pothos on a walkie :) it comes with its own leash1yr ⋅ aj_beans ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Rescued from natural habitat where 100% of Cacti eventually die1yr ⋅ manbearlongpig ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
SUPER MEGA ULTRA RARE ZEBRA VAGINATED BIRD OF PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1yr ⋅ Lordofravioli ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What do i do about these DISGUSTING, NASTY pests on my HORRIBLE NAUGHTY FERN 🤬🤬🤬🤬2yr ⋅ pulmonategastropod ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
You losers can’t handle Regina’s plants. DON’T EVEN ASK.2yr ⋅ Gloster_Thrush ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I don’t understand why my expensive plant has holes. I need a thai consultation8mo ⋅ Pileadepressa420 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I consumed an unknown plant and I am wondering why I shit my brains out all day???2yr ⋅ SpacelySprockett211 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What plants make you want to pull ur eyes out when you first seen them8mo ⋅ slipperompers ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My living rock plant is having explosive diarrhea. Is it because of all the neem, and does he need a little pepto?11mo ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
help! I found this plant on while on a walk, any tips to help me bring it back to life/propagate it?1yr ⋅ MelonBC ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Help :( I've been babying this plant since I got it because I didn't want it to die. I never even looked at it after putting it on my porch, but now it's suffering. all I did was put it on my porch all winter and checked on it today after a few months... can someone pls help? :(2yr ⋅ vincentvanghosts ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Rare banana monstera. No lowballs, I know what I have2yr ⋅ absentmindedhappy ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Thought this post was satire on Facebook.... It was in fact, not.1yr ⋅ Aggressive_Command_7 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
TELL ME WHO BROUGHT SPIDER MITES INTO THIS HOME OR THE SOAK WILL NEVER STOP1yr ⋅ schishkaboob ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
How much is my rare, 10 tendril, 18 ovary monstera worth? If your answer isn’t 4k don’t bother commenting. 2mo ⋅ brickplantmom ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk