My boyfriend took me to a local greenhouse for my birthday and told me I could pick out any plant I wanted 🥺🥺1yr ⋅ leverati ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What happened to my maple tree?? I woke up and it was like this. Is there any way to save it? Does god hate me?8mo ⋅ MrKrabs401k ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
💖 NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS 💖 $420k if you want before Xmas 💖 I’m on Etsy 💖 and ecstasy 💖 seasons blessings 💖5mo ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Should I transfer my spider plant to soil now, or wait until it’s strong enough to walk to the pot itself?1yr ⋅ shoemanship ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
IS MY PLANT DED? Can I still save it??? I water it once every 10,000 years.1yr ⋅ MrFluffkinz ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Help! What does my Conophytum Pageae want? More light? More soil? The soul of my first born? Chapstick?1yr ⋅ encouragemintx ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Idk why everyone says monster albos are difficult!! Mine is in pristine condition💁🏼♀️1yr ⋅ Puzzled-Cranberry-12 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
First time seeing an air plant that looks like this 😍🌱✨ is it rare?1yr ⋅ Californian_Cowboy ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Idk why everyone has so much trouble over/under watering... just ask them to raise their hands when they need water, so easy.2yr ⋅ s2f0n ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Found a free potato growing in my hermit crab cage! Just cooked it up and ate it. Very spicy, my throat is on fire8mo ⋅ KiaraZim ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
PLEASE HELP! My vaginated monstera is not looking very healthy, should I be giving it more light??1yr ⋅ RadTraditionalist ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
People keep saying it's a pink lady slipper but damn all I see is shrunk up BALLS1yr ⋅ sakela ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
im tired of all the sick f*cks that think plants are disposable THEY ARE NOT PRESENTS THEY ARE LIVING BEINGS😭1yr ⋅ brat258 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My 16 year old is growing tomatoes from seeds! I’m so proud of him.2yr ⋅ Brotox123 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
This is what happens when rare potted house plants make their way to the wild!2mo ⋅ bhanzen ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Gonna impress everyone by using the Latin name for my mailbox flowers1yr ⋅ dookie_janet ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I can't be the only one who's noticed this in most other plant subs1yr ⋅ NorEaster_23 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My two years old daughter posing with the monstera she grew from a wet stick💚 She takes care of it all by herself! I'm so proud2yr ⋅ brugola ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
omg santa installed a free shower for my plants it’s a christmas miracle!1yr ⋅ deliciouslyexplosive ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
This guy asking what he can plant in a pile of sand on a shelf1yr ⋅ Beneficial-Lead-5402 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I see your succulents love my damp terrarium AND I raise it with an underwater Christmas CACTUS1yr ⋅ brugola ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I think this sub ruined me bc I saw this dog and thought wow that's a vaginated dog coat2yr ⋅ iah_c ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Our actions & words have consequences & now the vagination has spread11mo ⋅ Brotox123 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Plant recommendations for this space?? Please and thank you ✨💚🖤✨1yr ⋅ Firm_Maintenance_ ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I was so certain that I was in this sub that I scrolled back up to confirm that one of you got me good... nope.1yr ⋅ picturesofthesun ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Should I repot this or wait until it has more roots? Maybe a smaller pot? HeLp!1yr ⋅ Several_Value_2073 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Will this be enough to propagate my neighbor, Abby? (Please do not tell her about this; I want it to be a surprise)5mo ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hi I picked 12,423 of these weird berries and I ate 400 of them, will I die?9mo ⋅ openfartinginthewind ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
just ordered these on marketplace!! can’t wait to get them in the mail ☺️1wk ⋅ Short-Blueberry3463 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hey guys, do you think it'll help getting rid of thrips??? Should I put neem oil in the pool?9mo ⋅ Laeticyanure ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Please help! How do I save my parent's strawberry plant?1yr ⋅ tehwoodsielord ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My parents gave me $20 to buy some plants cuz I did my chores. Look at this haul!*2yr ⋅ theguiri ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I bought these on eBay, did I get scammed? Will they still taste good if I fry them in neem oil?1yr ⋅ FrameofMindArtStudio ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My string of pearls is thriving in this mozzarella but I'm worried the mint is too aggressive. Should I transplant to a bigger piece of toast??!?1?!1!!?11mo ⋅ i_grow_plants ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
im having sad girl hours so heres a pic of the bonsai i grew from seed (its still growing)2yr ⋅ thiccthighpie ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
*sight* after a recent depressive episode (I definitely didn't just get lazy) I killed 700,000 square kilometers of pristine Amazonian rainforest. any hope?1yr ⋅ tvmysteries ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Ask me any plant advise, edit your comment to make me look like a terrible person 😈. Posting here so I don't get +1000 comments I can't keep up with8mo ⋅ NorEaster_23 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Unjerk for a minute. What would be a good plant to put in this pot engraved with my dog who passed away? I'm asking here because r/houseplants tends to be a little closed minded when it comes to plant recommendations haha1yr ⋅ smallgreenthings ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Is this duck variegated? How much would you pay for it?1yr ⋅ tomaetotomatopotaeto ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
HELP is this a meely bug hiding under my monstero leaf??!1yr ⋅ goshawkstalker ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I have a low light corner in my office that I would love to put a plant in. What plants would do well and thrive here?10mo ⋅ MandarinDaMantis ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Left this precious boy outside overnight. How can I save him?1yr ⋅ chunkyboiiii ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Oh no.... The vagination gods are apparently upset at me....9mo ⋅ MoonWillow91 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Just fixed up my plant!!! The embroidery is sooo cute 🥰1mo ⋅ GreenStrawbebby ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
1 yr Before & After of the plant i RESCUED 🐾🍃 from Home Depot9mo ⋅ whiskeydreamkathleen ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
When you can't fully concentrate on someone's apology video because the real victim is their Monstera adansonii9mo ⋅ IansGotNothingLeft ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I dont want my outdoor pets to die eating a plant but are already exposed to all sorts if dangers like being run over by a car11mo ⋅ OminousOminis ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
HEY! DID YOU GUYS SEE HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE YET?! I've only posted this room 10x this past week. Oh yeah, and plants.1yr ⋅ olive_owl_ ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Look at my variegated Maximus relaximus. I had no idea they preferred the shade like this.1yr ⋅ CanIHugYourDog ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Guise my monsters isn’t looking so great!1!!1 vagination or thrips? It’s my baby :(:(1yr ⋅ IComplimentYourPet ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
pls help my snake plant has only put out 2 new leaves after propping 6 months ago? ignore the monster1yr ⋅ awesum_hotie ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I'm so sick of people bandwagoning such an uninteresting plant1yr ⋅ Succulents-Cacti ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My marriage is in trouble but at least I have my plants11mo ⋅ nnniiikkkkkkiii ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My string of pearls was thriving too much 😡 so I made it into soup. What fun things do you do to punish🤘 your plants? 🥰😈🥰1yr ⋅ i_grow_plants ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
F*ck Ecuagenera for making rare plants available for reasonable prices2yr ⋅ sirifrinki ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Overheard a small kid asking her dad for this cute plant and I told her wtf you idiot don’t you know what that’s doing to the plant you don’t even think do you you dumb fu-1yr ⋅ mycatappreciatesme ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Can someone PLEASE identify this photo of the single most popular houseplant in the world??? Is it a swiss chease plant or a philedendran? ? Do not attempt to teach me how to use google because I WILL become hostile.1yr ⋅ ilovebritneyspears31 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Heyyy ✨just a plant progress 🌱 pic 📸 whoops haha accidentally took a photo of myself 😜1yr ⋅ GoufGroup ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
i started watering my baby tears with bong water now it's thriving11mo ⋅ PoprockMind ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Home Depot didn't have any monstera left so I decided to DIY one! 🥰✂1yr ⋅ AirahVee ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Ok y'all, I need your best divorce lawyer. My husband bought me this for Christmas!1yr ⋅ SunfleurPower ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk