Home Depot didn't have any monstera left so I decided to DIY one! 🥰✂1yr ⋅ AirahVee ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
i started watering my baby tears with bong water now it's thriving1yr ⋅ PoprockMind ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Ok y'all, I need your best divorce lawyer. My husband bought me this for Christmas!1yr ⋅ SunfleurPower ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Rescued this plant from a garden center, the soil was SO DRY!! 😡😡😡 I've watered it, you're in good hands now little guy!!11mo ⋅ chlebka ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
When will my hyacinths bloom?? All the ones at the grocery are performing already?!?1yr ⋅ Azilehteb ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My plant keeps wilting so I gave it some of my sons adhd meds to wake it up1yr ⋅ pigeonhypnotics ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Look at my embroidered leaf, 5 minutes crafts!!!1! That's what I call fernserration!1yr ⋅ Sandyna_Dragon ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
HELP!!!!! I woke up and my 💖varagibated monstero💖had this crispy leaf??? Its dying WHAT AM I DOINg WRONG 😭😡😭😭2yr ⋅ abra-sumente ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
How can it be etiolated? it gets direct shade all day!6mo ⋅ TitanoboaLepidoptera ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
How did they get their Moneters delectable to bloom????5mo ⋅ MandarinDaMantis ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Guys what is this? I wasn't shore so I tasted it and it tastes yummy 😊10mo ⋅ almond_paste208 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
lol i thought this was a joke from one of you guys. still not sure what this means1yr ⋅ TimesNeuRoman ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Lmaoooo this is just funny at this point. #IStandWithPP9mo ⋅ Calathea-Murderer ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
This ones called The Emperor's New Pearls!! It's suuuper rare and thriving!!1yr ⋅ i_grow_plants ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hello! I’ve never owned a plant before in my entire life and I have no idea how to care for them. I just bought this ! Please tell me exactly how to take care of it and all of its needs!!! I have no idea what I’m doing!!! Total newbie! Thanks!!1yr ⋅ goldfishgeckos ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Guys I think my mint plant is trying to F*CK(!??) my FERN 😡?? Can I use neem oil to stop it from craving that fernussy?1yr ⋅ MaxMunsta ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I told Chat GPT to respond like an overly-confident reddit user:4mo ⋅ CetiCeltic ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Hybrid alert! On sale today only, $60,000 per cutting!2mo ⋅ Now-I-see-daylight ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Do you ever feel bad for people who don’t read or do any research about the plants they buy, then wonder why their plants are rotting, or no?11mo ⋅ azurepeak ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Thinking about the time my grandpa had to be sent to the hospital because he ate one of these. They came with a packet of butter and he thought they were crackers. (He’s fine now)1yr ⋅ werew0lfsushi ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
what's wrong with my oak tree? it started losing leaves now it dropped a branch on my car. Should I bring it inside? it might be getting too cold.1yr ⋅ halfasandwitch ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
New ridiculous vagination just dropped. Now with even more diseased look.2mo ⋅ Available-Sun6124 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
putting these two together so the crispy one will feel shame and do better1yr ⋅ heckin3000 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
We're reaching levels of jerking previously thought impossible.2mo ⋅ Vandal451 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
A certain sub is being trolled and we're the suspects 🧐🤔😂💀9mo ⋅ onlyferns_user ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Wild sighting of Epipremnum var. meleagris wingardium (turkey leg pothos)1yr ⋅ whatsmyphageagain ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
HALT: as a plantclinic user you are obligated by law to save my plant. Scrolling past this is a federal offense1yr ⋅ 5889946853 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Rare Pothos Albo cutting for sale!! How much should I sell it for ☺️🥰❤️?1yr ⋅ TomateAmarelo ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I love the leaves this time of year 🍁🍂🌾 #fall #pumpkinspiceseason1yr ⋅ KylosLeftHand ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
LOOK AT THIS gorgeous coat rack... Found at local coffee bar!1yr ⋅ IkwilPokebowls ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
PLEASE HELP 😓, all the trees around me have started to turn yellow! 😱7mo ⋅ Derposour ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Real Plant Parents give their babies funerals when they kill them 😤😤3mo ⋅ voidofmolasses ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is this? Got for free. Just says “4 inch tropical.”1yr ⋅ TheHivemind56 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I actually cut off all roots because the stems had started rotting and I'm guessing the roots were rotten as well. Maybe it was a mistake ☹️ but now i have only leaves and I'm hoping they would grow out like this1yr ⋅ olive_owl_ ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Your feedback doesn’t matter because I worked so hard on this!!!1!1!1!1yr ⋅ Haunting-Frosting-62 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Anyone like my dramatic jungle?? My house is so cheap btw it was only $500,000 because I'm really cheap1yr ⋅ shehadthesea ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
My new mealy bug and spider mite resort is now open! (my grow room 🙄)2yr ⋅ sendmeyourcactuspics ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is this pest and how to get rid of it? It's trying to eat his first leaf!1yr ⋅ miarsk ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Any recommendation what plant might do well in my bathroom? 🪴🏙 Don’t mind my dog 🐩 🐶💚1yr ⋅ Bouncing_Ferret ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Just discovered that if you take your ZZ plant outside, then forget about it and it snows, it will turn into a black raven ZZ overnight 😍2mo ⋅ oyasumirachel ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
I finally found a surgeon able and willing to make my dream a reality <311mo ⋅ 2_wild ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Always wait for responses from Reddit before visiting the ER8mo ⋅ NorEaster_23 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Any volunteers to keep approximately 78 crotons alive? You have to live close enough to make it convenient for them... but it’s just for the winter then they want them all back.7mo ⋅ MangoMermaidMama ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
New plant hack... filled my humidifier with neem oil to humidify AND kill fun gus gnats 😋🥰2yr ⋅ viybe ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What is this fucking disgusting abhorrent creature? What the fuck is this beast doing inside my home?5mo ⋅ localdesertbum ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
stop stealing plants 😡😡😡😡stores are full of plants with NO LEAVES because of people like you!!1!!!2yr ⋅ corvidbeak ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Help!!1 Is my Echeveria cancerous steak sp. coming after me?!?!2mo ⋅ itskelena ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Everyone was wrong! You all are idiots! God blessed these nude-less Pathos cuttings and they grew2mo ⋅ a13524 ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
Can anyone tell me what is growing in my planter box? Is it rare?1yr ⋅ peaceforachange ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
clippings available from my completely real rainbow vaginniated monsta1yr ⋅ trellism ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk
What else should I add to my terrarium? I did my research, so no hate please.3mo ⋅ Betaseal ⋅ r/houseplantscirclejerk