Why did it take me leaving for her to be herself again?

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Honey comes from a jar

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How about a banana to light up your life?

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So close to getting the point

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Bride struggling to find engagement photos with guns that don’t look “kinda redneck”...

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Either this person is an extreme stoic or their moral compass is off

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The spider-tailed horned viper (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) has a unique tail looks like a spider. The tail tip is waved around and used to lure insectivorous birds to within striking range

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Aw, he's just shy

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The last five lines

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I peed on all these names, they are mine now. You can't have them!

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🎶 You can ring my bell 🎵 🎶

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Because time is a circle and brick and iron are the same thing

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Eggs

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Ouch, Onion!!!

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Any theories about Mona?

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Hairmodel 1980s

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Creative writing prompt: write a man like they write women at r/menwritingwomen

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😳🤭

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Just tell people to stop smelling your child instead

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if she can't dress up for Halloween then she won't dress up for a pagan thing

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A guy in Texas freaking out over a spider

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Why are these people making important life decisions based on the advice from someone wearing a dinosaur hat and matching pants with a tail that wags when I walk?

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SAD American wedding

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A subtle but important difference

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Tbf, I've seen worse names

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How can they do that to her?!

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Celeste Barber is an Australian comedian. She posts about Australia quite a lot on her instagram

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I hope this is fake but you never know

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his great-grandparents on his mum's side were Irish

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No longer able to pleasure any woman

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Not KenM on the age of a presidential candidate

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men + houseplants

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Let's build statues to all of them, true heroes and role models

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How about some dude in diapers on a cross as a backdrop for the wedding photos?

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Looks like I got a twofer

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I rooted both ends of a pothos vine. I'm going to plant them both and see what happens

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You want me to focus on the person in the photo that's in focus?

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His facial expression 💔

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Can I kick it?

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Astrology for your genitals

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Downvote farmers wish they were this awful

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Let's just shove a couple of empties in there and call it a day

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Question: This isn't a pothos flower, is it?

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A puny human next to a whale skull

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To be continued, I'm sure

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I hate the screenshot pop-up! Also I think the plant might be over watered

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1967 UFO reference chart drawn by a Knut Aasheim

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Dante's nine circles of hell

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PSA Don't discard damaged leaves

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They can because I said so!

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What do you mean my wedding day isn't the most important day in everyone's lives?!

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Roland Ennos THE how one material WOOD shaped the whole AGE of human history

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This is so good you wouldn’t know it was done by a woman

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What's the best way to clean mold from the inside of an egg? (I'm not american, I'm allowed to keep it)

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How will people understand what The European Space Agency is? Better put it in american terms

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For my own sanity's sake, I've decided that this is a shitpost

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Are you kidding me with this?!

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Do variegated jade leaves grow variegated children?

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Notice there's a dip on 4th of July. That's because americans don't schedule c-sections and inductions on 🇺🇲-day

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What are these lumps under my Valentine’s Day bouquet leaves. Wrong answers only

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go on vacation somewhere that you'd be considered exotic. I recommend Germany, England, Ireland or Norway

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IIIIIU

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Pay our drivers because we don't

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What is the towel supposed to do?

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This sprouted from an unripe avocado seed. What is the botanical term for the phenomenon, and what will happen to it?

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Radclyffe Hall and Una Troubridge, 1927

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Cell phones in the 60s

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This

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It's almost worse that some people are saying it can be saved

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Does anyone recognise the building behind the influencer?

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