Watching an adult video and I notice that I have the same comforter. Not the titties or peen. THE COMFORTER. I’m THAT age. 😒4yr ⋅ every_other_girl2 ⋅ r/FML
All I wanted was a cup of coffee... guess I need to pick up sugar tomorrow FML4yr ⋅ DankestLilNug ⋅ r/FML
Tell me you’re a piece of garbage human being without using any words.1yr ⋅ Few-Assistance2717 ⋅ r/FML
It’s only the first week of 2022. I have already fallen down my stairs and made a trip to the ER. Although none of my bones were fractured, I came home and discovered I killed my laptop during the fall and I didn’t buy the additional insurance when I bought it three months ago. FML.2yr ⋅ lovingtate ⋅ r/FML
Drove 40 miles to the only Krispy Kreme in my country to bring back a present for my family, only to find out all 24 of my donuts were crawling with ants the next morning. I’m on the verge of tears here. That shit was expensive too.5yr ⋅ eukaryoticgerald ⋅ r/FML
So, I’ve been stuck in my car for an hour now because these little guys were on my porch when I got home! 😱🦝😂🦝3yr ⋅ Ldingus87 ⋅ r/FML
Spent six hours making this on Minecraft only for no one to join and play with me...4yr ⋅ Detective_Quacky ⋅ r/FML
So the guy that got the job over me.......what does that say about me?3yr ⋅ AffectionatePeach202 ⋅ r/FML
Riding my bike earlier. Took a nasty fall and my knee popped. I think I tore my ACL. FML x1004yr ⋅ carmy856 ⋅ r/FML
My professor's handwriting. I'm going to have to decipher these types of hieroglyphics for the entire semester.1yr ⋅ Flame_Insignia ⋅ r/FML
Closed two stapled pieces of paper into my laptop after using it, the staple cracked my screen.1yr ⋅ BoxCowFish ⋅ r/FML
Go to work with covid or get fired. If I get fired my mom will kick me out because I have no use other than income apparently. Hope customers like covid in their groceries 🤦🏿2yr ⋅ lonely_stoner_daze ⋅ r/FML
Almost exactly 1 year ago this window blew open and shattered. Insurance wouldn’t cover it so paid 500€ to get it fixed. Today it happened again... FML...5yr ⋅ pitbulltjej ⋅ r/FML
Was on my way to a job interview and this shit happens! Hit and run too, I hate people! FML!5yr ⋅ P0B0 ⋅ r/FML
Thought “hey why not ink this picture?” Turns out “Ultra fine point” isn’t so ultra fine.4yr ⋅ watergoblin17 ⋅ r/FML
Rented a $1200 camera lens yesterday. I have a photo shoot in 17 hours. My 3 year old said “she didn’t want it in her way,” and tossed it. FML.6yr ⋅ tiffythebomb ⋅ r/FML
When I asked if the mom would like a plate for the baby's spaghetti, she said Would you rather clean up a broken plate?5yr ⋅ GrayBuffalo ⋅ r/FML
The holidays are over so of course my car battery dies 😢😂 only had to wait 10mins for the helpful AA man but he said when I get home my car probably won't start again until a new battery is fitted!! Christmas has already drained my bank account so thank you, you sliver metal rat4yr ⋅ popstream ⋅ r/FML
Laying bed, and my cat decides to dart across my bald head. I wonder if anyone will notice at work tommorow. (I work in an office with 100s of people)5yr ⋅ xmugatoox1986 ⋅ r/FML
I’m literally fucked. My account became overdrawn, I literally have no money. I thought I canceled everything but nope, guess not. Instead of saying no it took the money and now is adding even more overdraft fees. I no longer have a job and my friend who owes me over 1k won’t respond. FML3yr ⋅ EmpireBoi ⋅ r/FML
Trying to get some hot chocolate in this Houston westher.... Forgot the lid 🤦🏻♂️3yr ⋅ jarias21646 ⋅ r/FML
Really excited to start my embroidery project until I broke my one and only needle.4yr ⋅ InsulinSingleUseOnly ⋅ r/FML
I may or may not be a dumba$ but I'm afraid to tell people this because of how it might affect my other relationships3yr ⋅ aliixr1 ⋅ r/FML
FML. My hair stylist lightened my hair and was supposed to cut and color it but and had to kick me out for her next appointment. I don’t have time to come back as this is my only day off. I had to meet with my boyfriend and a client after this and I just about died inside.1yr ⋅ SirenDipityCreations ⋅ r/FML
As my laptop turned into a potato I'm glad I have something new to look forward to..🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 more potatoes3yr ⋅ AYeeterVeetAveetA ⋅ r/FML
Yeah I mean I need this laptop for school and just for running some light games but FML4yr ⋅ JustaMan3108 ⋅ r/FML
I just finished Mario & Luigi partners in time, and the fucking game crashed on me. FML5yr ⋅ ShruggyTheBuddy ⋅ r/FML
Construction started about 2 months after I moved in. Living here is a nightmare and destroying my mental health4yr ⋅ uglyshirtoperator ⋅ r/FML
I’d Heard the Rumors. I Didn’t Heed the Warnings. Today Is Cancelled While I Scrub My Kitchen Down (Only Partial Mess Shown).1yr ⋅ Imletired003 ⋅ r/FML
my mom just trashsed my room and kicked me out im at my freinds house now because all of my family thinks im crazy3yr ⋅ ibealittlebirdy ⋅ r/FML
After 2 months of job hunting, I thought I landed my dream job. They apparently sent this in error.1yr ⋅ KillingTimeWithDex ⋅ r/FML
I get home at almost midnight from work to find this guy parked in front of my garage. Couldn't park in there tonight. I just want to go to sleep2yr ⋅ WinterKnigget ⋅ r/FML
When it's your 1st cake day but cant actually afford a cake...poor man's chili dogs5yr ⋅ outdoors1442 ⋅ r/FML
The Worst Part of Waking Up — lost by Riley, seen by me when I pulled up to Sbucks1yr ⋅ ColinHouck ⋅ r/FML
Someone slashed one of my tires for the second time in a month and I can't afford to replace it. FML.2yr ⋅ The5thHorseman18 ⋅ r/FML
Rainy graduation ceremony (after 1 year Covid delay) , then this at 1am in the hotel.Drove 2.5 hours home that night.2yr ⋅ P1xelHunter78 ⋅ r/FML
Yesterday, I was just a hormonal emotional mess. Today, I got stuck in bridge lift traffic and then this happened. FML.3yr ⋅ FatimahGianna2 ⋅ r/FML
I spilt 4 1/2 quarts of oil on my garage floor due to a crack in the paint tray that I tried to use instead of the oil catch pan that was too tall.3yr ⋅ AmuletOfNight ⋅ r/FML
Taco Bell app shifted all add ons one item down. Didn’t find out until I got home.3yr ⋅ LegendBuzzy ⋅ r/FML
Accidentally got super glue on my new keyboard thank God I don't use those much3yr ⋅ dogmeat_37 ⋅ r/FML
I knew liquid cooling was a bad idea. Came home to a tube separated from my water cooling which had sprayed all over the insides of my $1,000+ PC.5yr ⋅ cpeezi ⋅ r/FML
My living room window fell out in the middle of the night making my house very cold. I had to put my curtains in front of the window to attempt to slow the heat loss. The window wouldn’t ever stay in place either before this.3yr ⋅ Astronomylover999999 ⋅ r/FML
Nail clippers snapped in my hand cutting my toenails. My self esteem has never been lower.5yr ⋅ mcgonagallsarmy ⋅ r/FML
Leave the room for two seconds and now my couch will smell like chicken chips for a while. The best part is my 2yr old looks at me and just says uh-oh. Only on Mondays I guess 👍4yr ⋅ AYeeterVeetAveetA ⋅ r/FML
Wants to quit drinking myself to sleep and I order a bottle Valerian Root online....5yr ⋅ Azn-Jazz ⋅ r/FML
I woke up at 4. Couldn't get back to sleep because of stress. Around 6 am, I told myself that if I can't sleep, I might as well buy myself a coffee for a change an get work early. Just as I unlock my office door...4yr ⋅ jeonyubi ⋅ r/FML
Blender shattered. Took a long time to clean up all the little pieces of glass.5yr ⋅ itsalwayssunnyinjail ⋅ r/FML
FML i got bit by a dog on xmas, I got bit by my nephews dog on christmas night because i forgot he has a special rule .. Dont leave in front of him apparently. I was in the yard with the dogs and left out the gate and as i stepped out the dog nipped my calf and broke the skin.2yr ⋅ ashleemanson84 ⋅ r/FML
The controller for our dvd player died in the middle of a movie and we don't have another battery x_x3yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
Happened tonight 2/4/20 ~9:30 pm not currently sure how I'm going to get it fixed/replaced. Also new phone screen busted. FML4yr ⋅ ACBisME ⋅ r/FML
My left joy-con recently started drifting. Red and Blue joy-cons are the cheapest that Nintendo offers. This is how much they are on Amazon. FML.4yr ⋅ GDCassiopeia ⋅ r/FML
Checking headlines on my lunch break and FML is all I could think of5yr ⋅ alice_right_foot-esq ⋅ r/FML
My teacher wanted to talk about my “SelF HaRm” my 3 month old dog just bites a lot... FML5yr ⋅ KristupasChrisV ⋅ r/FML
Came home to this I literally have no idea what happened it was fine yesterday. tried restarting and doing automatic repair but that failed so gotta reset windows thankfully it gave me the option to keep al my personal files so... yeah... FML5yr ⋅ roflcopters270 ⋅ r/FML
Found this in my girlfriend's bathroom...not sure what it's for exactly...maybe something that would cause you to say the name of this sub?5yr ⋅ samsonthesaxman ⋅ r/FML