Its 8:40 pm and i took a dose of my ADHD medication to focus on a project due tonight. I open BB and the teacher changed the due date. Now I'll be up until 3am. FML.2yr ⋅ super_isi ⋅ r/FML
Put my bowl on the burner. Didn't even think about it. Then I dropped some pasta, it started sizzling and I was like waitamin, picked up the bowl and saw the mark. FML.3yr ⋅ aliixr1 ⋅ r/FML
nearly 7 min unskippable ad (i left to do something and came back a bit later thats why its so long through the ad)5yr ⋅ scellycraftyt ⋅ r/FML
This is the cable that connects my laptop io ports, it melted when I plugged it in. It costs £43 for a new one.5yr ⋅ Stasio300 ⋅ r/FML
Broke my office monitor and have an important meeting for the next few days. FML.3yr ⋅ cs_bot ⋅ r/FML
I had an oral test in English and the teacher asked me about social networks, i told her about Reddit and the first subreddit she opens is r/TwoXChromosomes. FML5yr ⋅ L00P_it ⋅ r/FML
Remember this? It got brought up at the family dinner table after church yesterday. I’m never gonna live this down. Life Lesson: Don’t let anyone check your mail for you. Ever.3yr ⋅ Unbiased_Insanity ⋅ r/FML
Got done combing my hair and put the comb on the sink. It fell into the crack. There's a wall on the other side of the sink. I cant get it back. FML.5yr ⋅ YaggaYeetus ⋅ r/FML
Life lessons to remember: Two things you never buy on the cheap - packing tape and “heavy duty” garbage bags5yr ⋅ darana_ ⋅ r/FML
After being totally deaf in one ear for nearly a month trying to find a specialist, this was pulled out from deep within my inner right ear today5yr ⋅ tacitinc ⋅ r/FML
Got my car stolen in milwaukee awesome dont come here. Dm me if youre superman and find the mf5yr ⋅ indigrow ⋅ r/FML
I work third shift. This is what wakes me up every morning. Every single one of these is a telemarketer I had to block after each of their initial calls.5yr ⋅ Shaibelle ⋅ r/FML
A bird flew in my window, sh*t on my laptop, and decided to die right in front of me. How's your day going?4yr ⋅ flaco242424 ⋅ r/FML
Just showing my dashboard with a low tire pressure, check engine, Vsa AND!!!! oil change light. Don’t have money to fix either until Friday 👍🏽5yr ⋅ Kevin2568 ⋅ r/FML
Slammed into desk. Bent the metal of the plug of the charging cable for my school computer. My school is closed for the rest of the year so I can't get it fixed. FML4yr ⋅ TriG-tbh ⋅ r/FML
totaled my car that I’ve had for a month and saved up for four years to get, FML1yr ⋅ magic_mouse1928 ⋅ r/FML
Had people honking at me the whole way home.. this stick was shoved into the grill and ripped a chuck kn plastic from under the car5yr ⋅ NubSraper ⋅ r/FML
When you post your screenshot in the wrong sub and get 65 upvotes but someone else gets 7k5yr ⋅ gh6uls ⋅ r/FML
So I ordered food from a foreign country alone. It’s just me and my grandma (who is full), so FML.5yr ⋅ Impe_rf_ecti_on ⋅ r/FML
I'm an Uber/Lyft driver trying to move up in the world, Just opened my fortune cookie from Panda Express, FML6yr ⋅ Xerxesthegreat1 ⋅ r/FML
My husband dropped our brand new AC unit out the window accidentally while trying to install it. $261 literally out the window.6yr ⋅ FetchingARugSir ⋅ r/FML
My post with the most upvote was taken down after getting over 800 upvotes in less than a day (and would probably be way over 1k) was taken down becuse it 'wasnt cursed'4yr ⋅ shutdownbyanxiety ⋅ r/FML
I never verified my email or a phone number on my roblox account and I was getting two legs for my common. FML3yr ⋅ A_person_592 ⋅ r/FML
Bottom post is original content I spent a month working on. Top post is an inconsequential thought from my brain.6yr ⋅ Night_Duck ⋅ r/FML
I made a clay version of my favorite character from a game/animation (I will not say) and I spent hours on small details that you couldn't even be able to see, then it fell off of my desk and got everywhere because I didint notice it while trying to close the door (it's okay tho i made another)2yr ⋅ missman22 ⋅ r/FML
half a year of broken car parts and now they tell me to get the expensive parts out...5yr ⋅ daywall ⋅ r/FML
Bought a coke can like i always do when coming from school. This boy does not want me to drink it6yr ⋅ Smuffi1738 ⋅ r/FML
My husband’s father gave me this for Christmas and said “every women needs this in their life”5yr ⋅ escape_photo ⋅ r/FML
I accidentally sent an Uber code to my boss and I’ve never felt more awkward3yr ⋅ its-ya-boi-thiccy ⋅ r/FML
Everyone thinks Roomba Shitpocalypse stories are funny... Until they’re not. FML6yr ⋅ Thatguynoah ⋅ r/FML
Scratched my cornea and this is one medication I’m supposed to use...6yr ⋅ fullblown_stallone ⋅ r/FML
Woke up to realize that my dumbass forgot to put the pot on the coffee maker when I made coffee last night. So all of the coffee and grounds spilled over the top and onto everything, late to work now, and I get no coffee today.4yr ⋅ samuraijak1337 ⋅ r/FML
Yesterday I talked about how great I am for never breaking a phone. Today I accidentally threw my phone 2 meters up in the air through a hallway. FML6yr ⋅ antioxidanti ⋅ r/FML
Just handed in my assignment (unable to edit) and I noticed this typo... “Fur time”5yr ⋅ KillgoreMcSwag69420 ⋅ r/FML
Came in to work this morning to find this lovely scene. The pallet on the top shelf snapped in half and the load crushed the cans underneath.6yr ⋅ Keriv ⋅ r/FML
It's reaching 90+ outside and our a.c. has been broken since Sunday. Help I'm dieing.6yr ⋅ neoseafoxx ⋅ r/FML
