Installed incredibly heavy, bomb ass car lift with my brother and dad.......backwards. Feck my feckingly fucking life.6yr ⋅ JamesoftheBierce27 ⋅ r/FML
I just spent 2 hours setting up a filter and didn't realize the tubes weren't going the right way so I cant put it in the cabinets.6yr ⋅ EugenePBH ⋅ r/FML
My meds are dissolving because rainwater began to pour in from the window they were under...6yr ⋅ cateye_nebula ⋅ r/FML
*Goes to ER once for a brief CT scan & was there for a total of seven hours* A month later I get this bill, lmao fml I’m a 22 year old broke college student, this is going to be interesting.6yr ⋅ kileem ⋅ r/FML
FML: I've been waiting for a couple thousand miles now to spell BOOBS on my odometer...7yr ⋅ Chuck_NazT ⋅ r/FML
Check account balance at ATM. Account: $2.00, ATM Fee, $2.50, remaining afterwards -$0.50, 3 more days till payday. GREAT6yr ⋅ jesuswithwings ⋅ r/FML
So theres a snowstorm going on right now in ND, I got stuck and my Reverse gear decided to break.....5yr ⋅ NightL1ght ⋅ r/FML
Any idea how to deal with this?. My sister gave me a Nuraphone as my christmas present but she expects me to follow her rules. What's the point of giving me a christmas present when I need to follow her rules?. I was thinking of using it when I'm commuting in the MRT.5yr ⋅ Chris_Ngu_Dow_Lon ⋅ r/FML
I can't get my puppy to pee outside, so I got this from the vet... 5 hours ago *smh*7yr ⋅ bweezyboy ⋅ r/FML
I didn’t bring my lunch today and some breakfast biscuits sounded delicious. Then this happened.5yr ⋅ RiverTurd ⋅ r/FML
Neighbors aggressive Pitbull comes to my porch and looks through my bedroom window at night... suggestions on how to solve this peacefully.7yr ⋅ Sad-thoughts ⋅ r/FML
Lefty here, I broke my wrist, and they said I needed to fill out some forms.7yr ⋅ earthyMcpoo ⋅ r/FML
I got sun burnt specifically in between where my short and long socks end, no where else.6yr ⋅ albl1122 ⋅ r/FML
I buy a can of Pringles for my train ride, some dick has already opened it and ate all of them bar 2 and a half stale ones, fml6yr ⋅ milosharkey ⋅ r/FML
Cut myself whilst shaving. You can see the whole strip of skin complete with hairs next to it.2yr ⋅ Madaboutsnails ⋅ r/FML
Cat puked on the dog. Dog proceeded to wag his tail flinging it everywhere.7yr ⋅ greetification ⋅ r/FML
It’s the beginning of the shift and it fell out of my jacket pocket onto the concrete floor and broke fml5yr ⋅ Brandeeno2245 ⋅ r/FML
Was drunk last night and went to the store. Saw a really good deal for a can of coke. Decided to buy one and went to drink it tonight. Opened the fridge and saw this... I'm craving for a coke now.7yr ⋅ _zeph ⋅ r/FML
My motel room door latch somehow locked me out of my room and it’s midnight6yr ⋅ Claymationdude07 ⋅ r/FML
My son threw up on my shirt and bra so I've just resorted to topless dinner.8yr ⋅ eganmayelezvay ⋅ r/FML
Arrived in our driveway when I remember I forgot to pick up some ice cream at mcdonalds for my mum. Went out again to get it and return home for the second time, just for this to happen as I'm unlocking the door. Fml.5yr ⋅ bloodyvalentin ⋅ r/FML
Cannot keep this damn house from flooding in a heavy rain... FML.... anybody wanna buy a house6yr ⋅ mccustomize ⋅ r/FML
Stood up from my desk at work. Heard my scrub pants rip. Still had a few hours left to go in my shift. FML.7yr ⋅ just_jessin_around ⋅ r/FML
Go shopping they Said.. it will be fun they said. The line for the cash register starts in the back of the store6yr ⋅ suicoune ⋅ r/FML
A friend just bought a food truck and spend almost all of his savings, only a few months on the business the truck caught on fire. He also got 1st degree burn.8yr ⋅ shukritobi ⋅ r/FML
There’s a hole in my new bathroom where the kitchen ceiling should be. The plumbers are no where to be seen or heard. FML6yr ⋅ JPKlaus ⋅ r/FML
Her friends made her a scrapbook of all the guys she hooked up with while studying abroad. My boyfriend is one of them. FML.7yr ⋅ radioactivetortoise ⋅ r/FML
GF woke up to these roses for V-Day and she cried because they weren't pretty or fancy enough (self.FML)8yr ⋅ catchyphrase ⋅ r/FML
I reheated a donut for too long and the icing melted off and is now forever carmalized to the plate. FML6yr ⋅ Blackbelt70 ⋅ r/FML
Moved away from the extreme variety of the Chicagoland area to the middle of nowhere for work and decided to check PoF.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
Anyone want to see the security footage of this FML moment? (*crunches seaweed) 〰 〰8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
Yeah, it isn't like we really needed to eat that spaghetti for dinner. FML.9yr ⋅ littledinobug12 ⋅ r/FML
I spent months painting these shoes for a friend and realized when I was done that they're the wrong size8yr ⋅ joyyx3 ⋅ r/FML
My sister reposts this picture of me every 6 months just to embarrass me. FML.10yr ⋅ Azmaniacle ⋅ r/FML
So I got this amazing BREAKING BAD apron in my Lootcrate yesterday, and I sent my dad, a fan of the show, this picture. Both my parents seriously thought that I not only FINALLY got a job, but a job at El Pollo Loco.9yr ⋅ CammysComicCorner ⋅ r/FML
FMal I'm noot even supposed to be awake yet and i'm pissing blood and gravel6yr ⋅ throwawaybreaks ⋅ r/FML
Not sure if best place to post this, but it's been a month since my girlfriend broke up with me, and I was just beginning to felling better. Facebook decides to turn that around today. FML!9yr ⋅ dgdraftinguy ⋅ r/FML
As a single female, on the brink of eviction and struggling to feed myself, north carolina has made it clear what to do next.11yr ⋅ JamesyB ⋅ r/FML
My friend trying not to lose it in a Subway. I’m more concerned about the quality of her sub-par sandwich.6yr ⋅ DeweyDecimalSyster ⋅ r/FML
