Got my father in law to pick up my mail while he was out. Way to be discreet a**holes!4yr ⋅ Unbiased_Insanity ⋅ r/FML
Found out how expensive it is to give birth, and man did that insurance keep me safe from financial ruin, huh?4yr ⋅ jthehonestchemist ⋅ r/FML
My first house just burned down this morning. Faulty furnace may be to blame, owned it for less than 5 months.3yr ⋅ StukavonWolff ⋅ r/FML
I accidentally locked my notes with my passwords and forgot the password. The hint is “this person is very gay” and I was 13 when I made the password.1yr ⋅ F1ght3r_Ac37 ⋅ r/FML
Some stupid kids got into a fight in front of my apartment and I had to pull them apart. They were all fine. I sprained two fingers and can't play piano anymore :(4yr ⋅ francarabbit ⋅ r/FML
When they abbreviate Happy Birthday HDB and spell my name (Adam) completely wrong (how??), I guess 36 isn't going to be my year 🤷♂️4yr ⋅ adamdehaven ⋅ r/FML
Running over a hundred miles here starting tonight. This is considered cool weather.3yr ⋅ mark_wooten ⋅ r/FML
Guess who forgot to put the actually pot ON the coffee maker this morning? 👉😭👈4yr ⋅ Pat_Keebler ⋅ r/FML
Arm accidentally pressed space bar while the final course test popped up and all questions were skipped in a fraction of a second. I now have to retake the entire course.5yr ⋅ deano1856 ⋅ r/FML
Recently, some of the wires on my older electric base snapped, so I took it in for a professional fix. The fuckers took my 70$ strings out and replaced them with 8$ ones.4yr ⋅ BenjiOOPS ⋅ r/FML
Italian, currently quarantined due to Coronavirus. My only source of natural light:4yr ⋅ Guidozanna ⋅ r/FML
Got new tires a month ago. Hit a pothole today and popped one. Managed to jack it up and get the tire off for the jack to give out and it collapse on it. How's y'all's Tuesday going?1yr ⋅ Aviator_Goose ⋅ r/FML
College board screwed me over, I was the only person in my entire school with the problem. Lucky me FML4yr ⋅ Maclovesdogs2005 ⋅ r/FML
2020 Michigan flood. 3ft of water. Managed to get our PCs to safety but our brand new chairs are (soggy) toast.4yr ⋅ ATRavenousStorm ⋅ r/FML
15 seconds after its very FIRST flight. $300 is the answer to your next question.1yr ⋅ SithLard ⋅ r/FML
I thought my final project was due at midnight not noon. I tried emailing my teacher but no luck.4yr ⋅ Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ⋅ r/FML
Went to unload our groceries, along with our cook-at-home tacos for dinner. Opened the tail gate and guess what slid out?4yr ⋅ Skylarina ⋅ r/FML
Me: I hit a patch of ice and went off the highway and rolled it. Insurance: You don't have collision coverage just comprehensive. Me: I didn't hit anyone else. Insurance: You collided with ice. You're not covered. Me: FML4yr ⋅ Rinmetis ⋅ r/FML
Started off the year with someone hitting me on my motorcycle and totalling it. I somewhat fix it and sell it and another bike in order to purchase this bike. Someone steals it several weeks late after being parked for a few hours next to a camera. Management claims the cameras didn't see anything4yr ⋅ lil_squiddy_boi ⋅ r/FML
Dressed for drive thru but they make you come inside. Business on top!4yr ⋅ every_other_girl2 ⋅ r/FML
It's almost 100° outside, my girlfriend quit smoking and is having her period.3yr ⋅ P3asantGamer ⋅ r/FML
Locked myself outside the house and my parents are scolding me through a doorbell like a motherfucker5yr ⋅ CouriousRookie ⋅ r/FML
Posted these pictures of the capitol (taken 4 years apart) on Facebook; this was my MOM'S response: The picture you put on Facebook of the capital is sad , it is sad that the Democrats have caused this. Four years of fighting Trump every step of the way , how sad. FML3yr ⋅ pantheman75 ⋅ r/FML
I am an avid golf and bowling player who loves to do anything active. Two days before golf tryouts I fell off of my longboard at 20 mph, completely destroying my knee. I have lost the ability to do any physical activities I enjoyed and recovery goes past the end of 2020. FML4yr ⋅ MinecraftMinerYT ⋅ r/FML
My husband's razor broke and we decided to Nair his head. He asked me to post this.3yr ⋅ Snommer ⋅ r/FML
Been in Uni for couple of months, half way through parents told me the cats knocked over the Tv but it was okay and just fell on the carpet. Went home today, planned to start watching all the Marvel movies to Prepare for endgame, Turned on TV and see this5yr ⋅ OJMorris17 ⋅ r/FML
I couldn’t be bothered cooking so got a ready meal. Waited 25 minutes for it to be ready then dropped it... now I have to cook AND clean. Fml.3yr ⋅ queen_clean ⋅ r/FML
Friend of mine forgot his phone on the roof of a car. It fell off and got run over.3yr ⋅ TheCringeOne1 ⋅ r/FML
This evening, my son left the bathtub running and got distracted by the television. My apartment is flooded and I'm supposed to be on bed rest thank to a stomach virus. FML4yr ⋅ Jade_Lilly_420 ⋅ r/FML
My cat’s face and eye started swelling up and I don’t know how I’m going to afford the vet bills :(3yr ⋅ theearthgoddess ⋅ r/FML
My brother spilled thousands of tiny, razor sharp tacks in the doorway of a carpeted bedroom floor4yr ⋅ LeadStuffer ⋅ r/FML
The perfume fell off the shelf. Seriously? Not a single scratch on the bottle.2yr ⋅ Lilith_Kea ⋅ r/FML
i dropped my loom band box and now i have to sort these. rethinking life rn2yr ⋅ oldyellobrix ⋅ r/FML
school started back up in person today. I was denied staying online and I was also denied bringing service dog, this is what my computer told me the entire day when trying to connect to the wifi.3yr ⋅ Ummmyeeppp ⋅ r/FML
I haven't left the house at all. My irresponsible sister on the other hand, got out and caught the rona and went ahead and spread it to only me. FML.3yr ⋅ P-JohnThePigeon ⋅ r/FML
Having a special and rare item sent to you can be a pain. No matter if you do or don't insure it... This just hurts.3yr ⋅ Samba-boy ⋅ r/FML
Spent 5 hours making my first beer. 20 liters, 5 hours of work. I put the fermenting barrel on a trolley and the trolley broke. Life sucks.3yr ⋅ lulatheq ⋅ r/FML
I played among us and was imposter, me and the other imposter Green where kicked from the game3yr ⋅ Wildkratts123321 ⋅ r/FML
Dildo in a washing machine at the laundromat. Yep. My girlfriend asked me to take it after vacation so her parents didn’t find it. Threw contents of suitcase In machine...everyone heard and saw the bright pink dildo. After the cycle stopped, it turned on rattling the steel inside even louder.5yr ⋅ symptomstm ⋅ r/FML
Wtaf is this, got myself pringles and I got this shit, either I'm growing or we getting scammed. 🤨🤨🤨2yr ⋅ Prestigious-Coast-23 ⋅ r/FML
I accidentally deleted 2 years worth of progress in GTA: Vice City and I dont know if it's possible to get it back. FML4yr ⋅ VGK9Logan ⋅ r/FML
Did an ancestry test and the results are in... my stepmom is my cousin.2yr ⋅ Trippingalienpuss ⋅ r/FML
Less than a year after buying my new house in Texas, a winter storm broke all my pipes. FML3yr ⋅ PurpleButterfly326 ⋅ r/FML
I asked to use my customers knife after losing my wire cutters and it fell onto the floor and broke. How?!3yr ⋅ apathetic666johnson ⋅ r/FML
I bought a Switch and this game from Target and there was no game inside, just a folded piece of paper in its place. Wtf.4yr ⋅ HeliotrophicHuman ⋅ r/FML
