I get paid in 3 days and this is my bank account. Has looked like this since the 21st. FML5yr ⋅ genericusername5250 ⋅ r/FML
Left the house this morning in a hurry. After 2.5 hour commute, walked in and looked down. FML.10yr ⋅ SICKIGGY ⋅ r/FML
Yesterday, I spilled water into my coin tray. Today, I go to feed the meter ...11yr ⋅ surviva316 ⋅ r/FML
I was helping my mon onto the avalanche (she's short and has bad knees and the avalanche is tall even with the foot rails) and after she got in I was holding her cane in one hand and resting my other hand on the truck. I didn't realise that my fingertip was in the danger zone and suddenly **WHAM!**6yr ⋅ 00Random_passerby00 ⋅ r/FML
Literally the only time when someone is taking care of me fml. This is my vacation time fml.5yr ⋅ DoubleG_34 ⋅ r/FML
A kid did this to my car because i wouldnt fight him over a charger i returned to him 1 day late. 12yr ⋅ Pablo_2 ⋅ r/FML
Decided to go commando today at work, noticed several people across the room leave upset during our morning meeting...now I know why. FML11yr ⋅ timshannon22 ⋅ r/FML
So I ordered a pokemon nintendo switch awhile ago and there were some problems w/ the order so it just shipped out. It got from KY to CA in an hour but its 4 PM and I still haven’t got it even though it left at 9:24. I canceled all my plans today just to play pokemon. Just give me pokemon.5yr ⋅ Kuyper123 ⋅ r/FML
Another surgery on one of my broken legs from that damn head on collision, gosh that guy is a dick!9yr ⋅ err1lovespie ⋅ r/FML
Never visit Walmart.com after drinking... But thank you, past, drunk me. I am grateful of your gift10yr ⋅ porkeddonkey ⋅ r/FML
If a wheel is bolted to rotor accelerating at 40 mph, when the rotor breaks off, how long does it take op to find tire?7yr ⋅ ericballard ⋅ r/FML
I was really excited last night when HR from a company emailed me saying I received an internship...then this happened...FML10yr ⋅ a921 ⋅ r/FML
Being allergic to nickel, I breakout quite often. Decided to see what I shouldn't eat...annnnnnd I'm screwed.11yr ⋅ madetosink ⋅ r/FML
My entire masters to thesis is due tomorrow and all my references are on my easy-bib account. You know like all 300 of them and the website is down.11yr ⋅ whr18 ⋅ r/FML
After working at my job for 6.5 years, I just got laid off with <24 hours notice. FML11yr ⋅ Falonar ⋅ r/FML
FML: Today I posted this meme to a friends page, and shortly after I received a message from someone asking me to take it down because his mother recently had died of cancer.9yr ⋅ JupiterRayne ⋅ r/FML
Actually having my birthday today, this is how i feel about all the FB posts on how unimportant 12/12/12 is12yr ⋅ Demmer2 ⋅ r/FML
Been sick the whole week, laying on my back coughing a lot, not shielding my face. Gave myself bacterial pink eye. FML6yr ⋅ Emar_The_Paladin ⋅ r/FML
My cat's stealing me the water i just brought, how cute! Let's share this moment with the family's whatsapp group... oh. F*ck. F****ck.9yr ⋅ Didi_Midi ⋅ r/FML
Went to visit family in Alaska. GPS stopped working, so I picked up a map at a gas station. Couldn't tell what street i was on cause...12yr ⋅ iDislocateVaginas ⋅ r/FML
Today I had to apologize to my girlfriend for leaving these balloons, a card, and a 50 dollar ring on her doorstep because she doesn't like those kinds of things. FML 12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
Noticed this at 10 am this morning. Looks like it's going to be one of those kinds of days.12yr ⋅ andrewsmd87 ⋅ r/FML
4:00AM just finished my most thoughtful and longest post about ancient history, clicked cut instead of paste while trying to check grammar. FML8yr ⋅ grxx ⋅ r/FML
So the Therapist told me to find a hobby I enjoy! I'm only 27, I'll get back into Skateboarding! 12yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
Apparently they installed a new speed camera on the road I daily to go to work..9yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
So my dog knocked over my Xbox, ruining MW2, I buy a new copy form Gamestop, and then some kid knocks down the Xbox, ruining the new copy. All happening today. And then my brother tells me I could of downloaded it to my hard drive. Fuck12yr ⋅ johnmichael956 ⋅ r/FML
Fml I can't do anything. Also I posted this on the wrong subreddit by accident6yr ⋅ 7ballcraze ⋅ r/FML
Found out today I'm highly allergic to rice. 4 years ago I found out I was allergic to gluten so I've been substituting wheat flour for rice flour.11yr ⋅ alythegreat29 ⋅ r/FML
I have literally messaged everyone on POF within a 30 mile radius and no date FML9yr ⋅ helpwithallthings ⋅ r/FML
How i feel being stuck home sick with my parents at age 18 during new years12yr ⋅ MustangMike ⋅ r/FML
So I was drunk and fell off a car that I was sitting on the hood of, while my airhead friend drove. RIP 511yr ⋅ Jdriguesz ⋅ r/FML
That moment you find yourself in a mall, at 4AM with 3000 shoes to place....10yr ⋅ its_not_cool ⋅ r/FML
In Portugal there was never a flood before... guess it had to happen right in my street12yr ⋅ SamuelVaz ⋅ r/FML
I literally just started playing Omega Ruby, and before I got the pokeballs, I found a shiny Zigzagoon. FML10yr ⋅ lumberjackpaul ⋅ r/FML
Public Service Announcement: If you grind your teeth, save yourself a couple grand and some unnecessary pain from a cracked tooth and get a mouth guard. Don't find out the hard way like I did. FML.10yr ⋅ Ginlouie ⋅ r/FML
Everybody thinks that cleaning the restrooms at TacoBell sucks, but they don't realise how difficult it is cleaning the TacoBell drive through stains is at 10:30 at night. Sadly i had to do both...11yr ⋅ Seabeeson ⋅ r/FML
Finally got my first Lego set in years and they gave me two #2 booklets. FML.12yr ⋅ oscargodson ⋅ r/FML
After taking 40% of our income the government continues to steal from my family ...10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/FML
