My 2.5 year old daughter’s nanny said she should use the word “foofoo” instead of “vagina”. My response:6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/funny
Y’all mad at Joe, but he had two conversations back-to-back with people that disagree with one another. Stick it to the man real good and go listen to more Neil Young on YouTube.2yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/JoeRogan
I live in the most liberal city in NC... blown away this is on the front page of the free newspaper.2yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/CoronavirusCirclejerk
A 14th century BCE relief, standing just over six feet tall, depicting a fish-man carrying a pinecone and a bucket, symbols of purification. Found beneath Aleppo's Ottoman citadel in Syria [615x1024]2yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/AlternativeHistory
These hooks held a front porch swing for 80 years, and it shows.6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
We all know Mrs. Wheeler didn't need the erotica once she got back to the bathtub...7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/StrangerThings
Sure it’s been done before, but I’ve been waiting 11 years for this “mile”stone.5yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I quit drugs, drinking, and smoking a few months ago. This is what life looks like these days. Couldn’t be happier.6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/happy
My daughter isn't to be bothered by the rest of us lowly peasants at the grocery store apparently.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/daddit
The Assistant to the Regional Manager passed me on his way in to The Office this morning.6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Figured out something to do with all the hair my girlfriend keeps safely stored on the shower wall!5yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/funny
My friend's son treated my daughter to a bite of watermelon... by the face she made, you would think it was her first.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/daddit
And like. Ya know. Like. Ya know. Like, like. Ya know like lIke like ya know.2yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/JoeRogan
You know you're a Dad when these are the only fingernail clippers you can find.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/daddit
I was told it would be the most rewarding experience of my life... I got this instead.6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/daddit
Have I been dressing incorrectly this whole time? I didn't know we were supposed to roll up our pant leg.2yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/amputee
Usually help clean up around the office, but I think I'll let this bit stay exactly where it is...7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/funny
As a dad that uses forearm crutches, this thing has become indispensable since I got it last week. Used to do the Ergo, but that isn't an option now obviously. Took us deep into the woods today to find a swimming hole. Just a reminder that as Dads it's our job to show them there is always a way.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/daddit
I did a Dragon Boat Race (20 man rowboats) last weekend, and the team I was with was the O&P team (numerous amputees and even a paraplegic lady) came from behind at the 1/2 way mark to beat the CrossFit team! Thought some of you may enjoy seeing the results.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/amputee
Not sure if there is an actual Bruno Mars brand... but if there is, I present:6yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/crappyoffbrands
This Rolls Royce has been sitting in the junk corner of the closet for 8 months or so... finally getting a hip replacement in September, and I couldn't be more anxious to attach the charger.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/Prosthetics
What are these trees that are blooming all over Asheville, NC and I assume all of western North Carolina?5yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
My bro just bought an 05 Wrangler from another JeepHead and doesn’t believe in the power of the internet. Is this a Dana 44 or Dana 60?4yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/Jeep
Anyone with more knowhow and experience able to explain what happened around 1PM EST today? Just wondering why all of them are so similar.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/ethtrader
A bunch of people missing body parts beat the local CrossFit team in a Dragon Boat Race... apparently turning tires over doesn't help row a boat as a team.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/crossfit
I use crutches. I got too drunk last night. Woke up like this. No idea where the other is at.7yr ⋅ siredwardh ⋅ r/pics