Mr. President. Your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric...1wk ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing!3yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, don't pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake, and a newsreal, with enough change left over to ride the trolly from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds.1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from Winter Wonderland to a Class III Killstorm3yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who are you? The spirit of Cesar Chavez. Why do you look like Cesar Romero? Because you don't know what Cesar Chavez looks like.2yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now folks, I don't want to alarm you but scientists say 40% of America's pictures are hanging crooked6yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids - 'cause you're stupid!' Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!2mo ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some kind of food crazed maniac!11mo ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me?! Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac!1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why is it when I heard the word School and the word Exploded I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!?4yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tune in tomorrow and every day until the curfew is lifted because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults. Well, at least they've already done me. And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let me be blunt. Is there a shitpost crisis in r/thesimpsons today?7yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've decided to bring in a few ringers - professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai Three Finger Brown1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, at least they've already done me. And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.1yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hmm... Barney's movie had heart but football in the groin had a football in the groin.3yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Norwegian Town finally gets light in the winter thanks to mirrors reflecting the sunlight onto the town11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/pics
/u/Captionbot is a Reddit legend but I imagine him as this in real life11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just wanted to share my top award for my first professional short film8yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/Filmmakers
Town Crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife, and two: give me the fife.5yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.8yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sorry I'm late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes! Well then you should've been early.9yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lets Take A Moment To Remember The Fallen First Responders In West, Texas12yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/MURICA
Am I the only one who thinks this a more pressing issue to face?11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!9yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train... which I could also afford?11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you do not care about the NSA surveillance then you deserve this. Ike Is Right11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/MURICA
Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, Spaceballs. But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.9yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai Three Finger Brown!9yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Al Gore came to my hometown of Austin, Texas for SXSW. This is how I imagined how his talk went.12yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/southpark
Uh, ahem, let's see... The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, mase. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.10yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let's see. Cash register ink. Well, that's a business expense isn't it? Well, but, I do enjoy the smell of the stuff don't I? Better not risk it.8yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Our Founding Father Is Right. Giving Up Liberties For Security Means The Terrorists Win. They Don't Get To Win. We DO!!!11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/MURICA
You've done grand laddie. Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down. Burn them all!10yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and Dad's upstairs.7yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This happened for the 4th time in my neighborhood and each time was never an accident.11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/WTF
Baby Octopus from my favorite Korean Restaurant. It filled my Seoul with happiness. [1836x2448]12yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Murica Beats Panama 2-0 In FIFA World Cup Qualifying Game. The First Goal.11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/MURICA
Map of the 4 Million+ who loss health care coverage by state and the number of losses per state11yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/Libertarian
As of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!10yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And I'm not out order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Cause when you reach over and pit your hand into a pile of goo.. that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!7yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tardy tax payers are scrambling to mail their returns by midnight! Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?10yr ⋅ shifty1032231 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons