Oh god my knees
Synchronized Ion-ization (Titanfall 2)
God dammit, Karen.
I think I found out how this shipwreck went down.
Yo, where the hell are we?
Had a message in a bottle lead us to Thieves Haven for 2 Skull bounties. This was a welcome sight in the sand when we arrived.
This is the only road in or out of my neighborhood right now.
I'm having a bit of trouble locating this chest. Can y'all help a pirate out?
My wife and I have had a box of chocolates sitting out on our bedside table for two weeks, waiting for our date night of Netflix, wine, and chocolates. She just sent me this picture.
She may be 14 and sleep more than be awake, but she's still adorable. Meet 'Cali.'
After turning in the last chest of the voyage... looks like I'm not done yet tonight.
Oh god my ass
Picking out produce the correct way
[Titanfall Assault] One of my Shield Grunts had plans of his own.
When you're sailing solo and befriend another solo slooper before having to part ways.
This was a hell of a way to celebrate my promotion.
They weren't joking that stuff was washing up on shores again. They must be compensating for the past weeks.
The obesity problem in Los Santos is getting out of hand.
One if my friends came across this in her boyfriend's parent's fridge over the holidays, still unopened.
My uncle, ready for opening day of baseball season.
Kraken body! Okay, not really, but we had an interesting glitch as we watched a Sloop take on the beastie.
Found this at my local Toys R Us today. They're a little behind the times.
This has bugged me since day one.
Nuke. Crush. Kill.
Should have picked a better spot.
My wife finished my birthday present today.
My shop has been down a Corporal for weeks while he was our shooting at the Division Matches. He came back with this today.
Still a work in progress, but welcome to Fort Abernathy.
Went to serve charges to a couple of my Marines in the brig, and became James Bond for half an hour.
One of my Shield Grunts had his own plans.
My wife just got her new Family stickers in the mail today.
My wife and I dusted off our Wii and threw in WiiFit for the first time in ages. Not sure how to feel about this...
The things you find on the walls of a Port-A-John on a military base.
This will be a fun shot...
Not even a year and a half old yet...
As soon as the theme starts, she's right here for the whole show.
Deliver the Titan[s] to Sandy Shores airfield.
Realism: He's doing it... right?
Shopping for Halloween costumes, and my daughter excitedly pointed these out to me.
Finally got the final touch for my motorcycle in the mail today.
Everyone's favorite mail mare... Er, person!
Directions unclear, dick stuck in wall.
I was so excited when I opened up my MRE today...
The worst of the worst.
It's all about the eye contact...
Scorpion plays Titanfall 2
I am beyond excited that the rally lights actually work on the new Stirling GT.
Dropped by Gamestop to make my last payment on my LE and saw these. Tuesday can't come quick enough!
Franklin got shot in the heart by the cops.
My wife posted this on my FB profile today.
My uncle, ready for opening day.
Moment of Impact
Yahtzee With Buddies has been invaded by ponies.
On this infamous date, I thank my Grandfather for the greatest (physical) gift he's given me.
My favorite part of having a grappling hook is pretending to be Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
My titan doesn't take kindly to having his pilot killed.
Every bottle wins!
The phases of a lunar eclipse.
That's a heck of a backlog of portal submissions they're working through.
I got a window seat on my flight.
My neighbors were tossing out an old, cheap shoe rack. I repurposed it.
My thoughts about all the free food deals going on today.
Silly #1340, what are you doing all the way down there?
Watched a Galleon slam head on into Snake Island, only to be struck by lightning as well. Poor saps.
What does your work area look like? Here's mine.
My daughter's Easter basket had an odd graphical error.
Shot him in the face, then this happened.
My wife and I were going after Dukino's mom last night in Lynchwood when we stumbled across a glitch that let us under the map. We found this solid rectangular block down there and landed on it after a few tries.
Found this in the room of a Marine that was administratively separated from the Marine Corps the day after he got booted.
Finally caught my first perfect Pokémon.
Becoming a Master Gold Hoarder comes with a hidden perk: Gold Levitation.
Messing around on Google Earth, I found this looking at Marine Corps Base Hawaii.
Please remember, take it slow in the rain.
The greatest feeling in the world.
Merry Christmas, love, The SACO.
My Famous Amos chocolate chip cookie had a little extra chocolate.
My friend's daughter wanted to go to work with him today.
A snapshot from my wreck yesterday.
This won't end well. [CoD:BO]
I think the measurement is off just a little.
This happens every year...
I must go, my people need me.
Was out mowing the lawn when my wife told me, We have a Skulltulla in our yard...
They resigned after this one... [P]
Show me your War Face! What funny expressions have you caught your kids doing?
Was told I should cross post this from the Mane Sub. I finally got the finishing touch for my bike in the mail today.
Dear Fox News... No. Just... no.
What an awesome time for it to freeze on me.
My wife asked for a purple unicorn cake for her birthday today. She couldn't have expected less.
Oh hell yes. [Fixed]
The Straits of Mackinac, frozen solid.
My wife sent this to me today. I think she's trying to tell me something.
Holy fuck you guys are awesome.
My wife and I are expecting are newest child any day now. With it being our last, we decided to make a belly cast.
728 liters? Bull! I call hacks!
I finally did it!
Attention to detail
As an AAV Repair Technician in the US Marines, I shamelessly squealed when I saw this.
So I was playing Battlefield 3 the other night...
My brother found this on the LEGO wall at Comic Con.
My PFC was tasked with reading A Message to Garcia and writing a report on it...
Emergency landing: Successful
Something just feels wrong about this.
Some things should not be abreviated, especially on a 4th Grade cumulative multiplication quiz.
I color and pilot all my planes with a theme. This one got a little awkward...
After 215+ hours, I finally achieved one of the goals I set for myself.
Our official server now has an image that will show when you load maps!
Well that escalated quickly...
I think I found my wife's next sticker for her new car.
US Marine Corps Amphibious Assault Vehicles in Thailand for Cobra Gold 2011 firing smoke grenades
I knew they were cheap labor, but damn...
The amateurs keeping entertained while the pros finish up at the 2014 Sun Valley Open in La Mesa, CA.
Playing Draw Something with my wife when suddenly...
Hell of a time for my Xbox to freeze.
So they have these at my local Dollar General...
Gee, thanks Rat King. Got my hopes up and everything.
The enemy team didn't like us much after this round on Firestorm.
My bacon jerky looked like a pig's head.
A simple Smoon base, complete with Emergency Escape Rocket and landing pad to receive visitors.
Just discovered this subreddit, had perfect timing.
Everybody loves Frozen, even characters in a video game! (Tiny Tower: Vegas)
My wife's Coquette has holographic technology in her taillights.
The Lieutenant's Creed
10 points!? Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Welcome to _ou_thouse Bay.
My daughter with Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia.
My wife was practicing her makeup for Halloween, and left the door to our bathroom open... (x-post from r/beyondthebump)
You get get a dagger, and you get a dagger! EVERYBODY GETS A DAGGER!
I'm not afraid of the dark...
Vanilla Huntress win? Time to get naked!
A guy I work with learned today that it's a bad idea to get fingers in between machined metal and slap hammers.
Is there any particular benefit to clicking on these kitties when they pop up on my menu?