Addy travels from South Africa to Baltimore in an attempt to stop the rioting. Unfortunately for her when everyone has AIDS it's like no one has AIDS.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
If Ernie had the balls he would do it himself like Junior Seau, but he just couldn't bring himself to pull the trigger.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
The crew could hear the moaning coming from Abby's dressing room. It was a well known fact that Abby was dirty whore.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie's gardener had been deported so he comforted his son. Ernie let little Jose know that he would be the man of the house now.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie bought the Kama Sutra to help spice things up in the bedroom.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Business at the restaurant was never better but the staff could tell the Chef was suffering in silence.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Somewhere a mother lovingly held her newborn, a young boy played with his dog, a father watched his daughter take her first steps. Somewhere wonderful things were happening, somewhere, but not here.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Kobe had been making sexually inappropriate remarks to the cast members all day but no one expected it to come to this.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie reassures Bert and lets him know the doctors appointment is at two.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
With Ernie it was more about playing the game than running up the score.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
In this crazy fast paced world it's a miracle when two people that are meant to be together actually find each other.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ernie was always looking for new and innovative ways of triggering Bert's Vietnam flashbacks.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Tears streamed down Ernie's face, he just couldn't handle the screaming, hitting, and biting. He loved Bort so much that he couldn't bring himself to put him in an institution. This was the only way.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
MRW my funDIE parents tell me the only way I will be truly blessed is to go to church.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
After falling on hard times Miss Piggy begins auditioning for alternative roles.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert is distraught after their first visit to the bath house.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Telly's addiction had gotten so bad that he was propositioning guests on the show.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Scooter loved seeing the fear in his victims eyes almost as much as ejaculating on their dismembered corpses.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
This was not what Beaker expected when Dr. Honeydew asked him to come to the lab for a reading.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
A man living inside a fish for three days and three nights I can believe, but magic underwear? That's a little too far out for me.9yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/stateball
Bill quickly changes the topic, three days later Kami disappears and hasn't been heard from since.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
I've been seeing some old school pictures lately so I found one of Babe Ruth bathing in Hot Springs during spring training.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/Arkansas
Bert and Ernie realize the strain of raising a special needs child is too much for their relationship.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert's been under a lot of stress lately and just hasn't been feeling himself.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Sometimes the worst pain of all comes from the injuries that can't be seen.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
In direct violation of his court order Ernie gets within 500 yards of a child.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Big Bird thought of the Bhagavad Gita saying, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
It's a little known fact that Bert and Ernie were sports talk radio hosts for a very short time.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/bertstrips
Came across the rare religious neckbeard on my state's sub discussing gay marriage.10yr ⋅ sammytheattackbasset ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings