So close, but yet so far.
On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of them and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.
I got worms
A Long Way Down
In some realities, his mother didn't drink when pregnant
The end of an era
Life lessons for the single
They're in the trees
Elephants never forget
The Quest of who's gonna give it to them
Iranians? In. Jews? Out. Japanese? In. Irish? Out...
Kill us! Kill us! Wash away our filthy lives!
Unfortunately for him, his Glory Days had been long ago.
Hello Darkness my old Friend
I can’t wait for the new Thor movie
We're reaching lsd levels not even possible
Anything but Florida
Malcolm X is next.
A tragedy, to be sure
One Man Holocaust
Well, he didn’t
Will you do your part?
-police are calling this the worst hate shooting in the history of the country, or at least so far this week.
An honest message
Elmo recognised the sensation
Five's a crowd
It's practically orgasmic, seeing them all lined up like that
Loving Jesus would never be the same again
O H N O
What A Load of Barnacles
Fozzie the Driver
The most horrible disgusting bertstrip I have ever created
Elmo says you're a Hell's Angel now!
The Princess and the Frog (Deleted Scene: Meeting Tiana's Father)
He can be the next one, nobody is safe.
Meals on paddles
Pig titty and rib cartilage.
The non-blacks just never learn do they?
A particular set of skills
It's as if he's living in a real life Bertstrip...
Bert needs to hire Van Emusing
Little known fact is that r/bertstrips is actually a sub-division of the SCP Foundation
I Sued a Girl
A Very Muppet Saw reboot
Too Late for ol' Cooks
Leaked screenshot from anonymous insider
Gimme a C, gimme a U, gimme an N...
All night, every night
Thats right Bert! Pakistan does start with a P!
Third party cookies bad cookies.
Well, I did it. Now pay up, Ernie. -- ...Did what?
Skyrim came out six years ago! SIX years ago, Bert! And they decided to spend their time bringing it to the Switch? Fuck the Switch!
No, Ernie, No!
Frogs are sensitive to the environment
Elmo and Grover take mushrooms
A good use of their time
Flu season? More like killing season. He knows he cant be charged
His hero work would not be forgotten.
Communication was not their strong point
Are you seeing this shit, Monica?
Back at it again, huh elmo?
I don't care you're in your own country, go back to Africa!
If He was both this weak AND this malevolent, He is not a God.
Agent 47 gets a contract
The Alt Right Sesame Street chapter.
Evaluate the immediate threat. Act accordingly.
Kermit knows how to bring terror under a small budget.
Literally current events for today.
Justice is served
This might get messy.
She lives on in fan creations, Bert.
New York harbor, 1938
Elmo is a secret Disney fan
Ernie isn't good at reading into people's emotional needs.
First Incelmo, now:
Congratulations. You Played Yourself.
3 on 1
It's always funny until it happens to you
Contributions from viewers like you. Thank you.
Bert and Ernie have a falling out.
Can I get some?
He's Making The Rest Of Us Look Bad
Don’t say that Elmo
I KNEW IT
Lord Of The Rights Crossover
Big Bird's a real sick MF
“These bastards work for free. Do you actually think they would give up life and work in sweatshops through their own free will?”
The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation on the plantation caused ejaculation.
Elmo smells man-flesh
Goodnight, sweet prince
Gender is a social construct!
Let your music be their companion to the Underworld
Napoleon? Hitler? I'll show them how it's done.
A wise financial decision
Just whip it
They're not gonna wait and risk having a slave pick her cotton first
Suffering in E minor
Do not worry, we have everything under control
The specifics of this plan would be interesting
Fourth wall be damned!
You interrupt my stream, I interrupt your child, it's only fair.
The times they are a-changin‘
He has my vote
Oscar the stealthy
Not Paid Enough To Care
Adam Smith would be proud
Happy New Year!
A is for Allies
Driving Mr. Frog
Elmo at Sacred Heart Hospital
For all my dogs out there!
Mere hours later, Roosevelt Franklin was found riddled with bullets, and coke conspicuously sprinkled over his body
The odd couple
Begun the Muppet Wars have
Society treats us like puppets, some more than others.
Elmo, shut the fuck up
then the bombs dropped
Only upvotable today
No Bill, that's not what it meant!
The CIA closes in on Telly
Bert could do nothing more than sob as the man he once looked up to was splattered with Ernie’s salty and savory homemade white sauce.
She's getting faster
Kermit finds a moist loophole
PIGS IN SPAAAAAACE
Ernie's business pitch didn't go so well.
Elmo no care about roasties anymore!
Welcome to Elmo's lessons