See you in hell Biden, see you in hell!

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There’s a hurricane a coming

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Banned in sixty seconds

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Reality bites

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Unfortunately based on many true stories

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Thank you for being a fiend. (R.I.P. Betty White)

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They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

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The American Dream

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Cracking the case

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But he left convinced he was a hero

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Come at me bitch

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The jig is up.

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controlled descent into terrain

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He just wanted to help

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Impeachment? More like In A Peach-ment

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I wish the lord would take me now

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Perfect timing

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I really hope no ones doen this before

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The only pride Incelmo has was from setting fire to the local YMCA last week

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Knock knock open up the door for a sec, it's time to Press X to pay respects.

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Working The Algorithm

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That's it, Ernie. You don't get to make the Christmas cookies anymore!

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Keeping it classy.

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Gonna make some cuisses de grenouille

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A Nude Grope

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sad dentist noises

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1776-2020

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Why Grandma! What big... balls you have.

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coitus vision

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Surely you can do it, Bert

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Kermlin is a hopping MAD dictator

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Grilled catfish

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Wait until she learns there's more above her too.

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Pulling an Infinity Train

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C'mon, Bert, give the people what they want.

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Who Knows?

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This wasn't the reaction he expected.

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I resent that!

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Right before everything went to shit in the 1980s

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At least 2022 can end on a good note

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I wonder what Oscar’s favorite N word is 🤔

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So close, but yet so far.

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You ain’t seen nuthin yet

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An honest enemy is better than a false friend.

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All of that reading for nothing.

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Silent Night

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Ba dum tiss

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scared of commitment

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The holidays are ruined

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Nobody's judging. Times are hard.

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Buffalo Ernie likes to skin his humps

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A simple mistake

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one percenter entertainment

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Just wait until he meets the creator of the other bots

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Katie knows it’s going to hurt

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Named in order from left to right.

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They'll understand soon enough

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The Senate Will Decide Your Fate

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Call the FBI and the CIA while you're at it! They'll never come before I do!

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Zoe meets Tony Soprano

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what so dogs and phones have in common? collar id

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You are getting very horny

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Good grief

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Toys are for the weak, go shoot guns

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On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of them and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.

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stool softener

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Black and white

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race theory

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That should warm you up.

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Okay, this picture was clearly made on purpose.

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Denied another day

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I'm about to end this man's whole career

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prickle his fancy

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just sprinkle some crack on him

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Grover will spend months in the emergency room for this

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I'm not dangerous, just different.

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Super Spread 'Em

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Cookie Monster achieves peak German efficiency

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Ernie was Hung

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Elmo forgot the safety wasn't on

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行く! 行く! マペットレイプマシン

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batter up

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No man can keep her in one place

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Elmo says he has an alibi! -Elmo

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He can run, but he cannot hide

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Ernie longed for a time when he could just sit around watching daytime talk shows all day

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🪦 RIP DOMMY MOMMY 🪦

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double oh let down

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It isn't funny, Ernie.

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Fashion victim

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Seamless integration

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Don't drop the soap

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The labour movement suffers a setback

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This proved hugely successful because of how cool his sentient penis was without Incelmo dragging him down

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ostrichcized

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A matter of location

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red hair redemption

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e - u - n - u - c - h

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Gift horse

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One vote ahahaha!

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Finish the number

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Spellcheck. Can't live with it. Can't live without it.

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Fuck Putin

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And You Can Take or Leave it if You Please

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Erwin Schrodinger was a son of a bitch.

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fishing for fistings

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That's the third one this week!

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Perhaps he is a temnospondyl

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ribbity ribbity...alright

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Furry Fury

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+ 10% employment rate

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Maxwell that rat!

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Another success story.

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Stickiest floors since the Shrekening of '04

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Dr. Grover the mad scientist

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It’s Not Easy Being Green

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I got worms

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It wasn't a coincidence

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It was taken out of context

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Oh boy I can't wait for this subreddit to comment better captions for the meme in the comments.

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Dead air

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the lost cause

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Thanks Mr. Cosby!

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explosive results

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But the government says it's safe.

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mortar and pest

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So many jokes I could make here

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Zoom sucks

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I have altered the meal

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I'll KILL you. I should have done it years ago!!

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Worry not, fragile one!

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The Count sets the record straight.

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Holy cow is that the same one from last week? Are you this bad at wiping your ass?

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PC nonsense run amok

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Unfortunate

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arking heart

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Ehh, scram! Showing offs one thing, but now you're just bragging!

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No profit

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Elmo is terrible, but at least he remembered

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You asked for it.

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Goggles, back it up!

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Bert gives good advice

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Kermit's last day as a single frog was a memorable one.

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elmo hates noise.

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You can’t be a friendly neighborhood spiderman if there is no neighborhood.

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Abby Cadabby is going to become Abby Cadaver real quick if she doesn't quiet down.

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So annoying

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