So close, but yet so far.
On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of them and were disgraced to live in these cages we called walls.
I got worms
A Long Way Down
In some realities, his mother didn't drink when pregnant
Life lessons for the single
The end of an era
They're in the trees
The Quest of who's gonna give it to them
Iranians? In. Jews? Out. Japanese? In. Irish? Out...
Unfortunately for him, his Glory Days had been long ago.
One Man Holocaust
Hello Darkness my old Friend
Will you do your part?
Five's a crowd
Loving Jesus would never be the same again
Anything but Florida
We're reaching lsd levels not even possible
Elmo says you're a Hell's Angel now!
Elmo recognised the sensation
An honest message
Meals on paddles
The non-blacks just never learn do they?
What A Load of Barnacles
A particular set of skills
A Very Muppet Saw reboot
Leaked screenshot from anonymous insider
Thats right Bert! Pakistan does start with a P!
The Princess and the Frog (Deleted Scene: Meeting Tiana's Father)
Skyrim came out six years ago! SIX years ago, Bert! And they decided to spend their time bringing it to the Switch? Fuck the Switch!
A good use of their time
Communication was not their strong point
Back at it again, huh elmo?
If He was both this weak AND this malevolent, He is not a God.
I don't care you're in your own country, go back to Africa!
No, Ernie, No!
Are you seeing this shit, Monica?
The Alt Right Sesame Street chapter.
It's as if he's living in a real life Bertstrip...
Too Late for ol' Cooks
Literally current events for today.
Justice is served
She lives on in fan creations, Bert.
Elmo is a secret Disney fan
Flu season? More like killing season. He knows he cant be charged
3 on 1
Ernie isn't good at reading into people's emotional needs.
Congratulations. You Played Yourself.
It's always funny until it happens to you
Frogs are sensitive to the environment
Bert and Ernie have a falling out.
First Incelmo, now:
Lord Of The Rights Crossover
“These bastards work for free. Do you actually think they would give up life and work in sweatshops through their own free will?”
This might get messy.
Kermit knows how to bring terror under a small budget.
The temptation for the sensation of aggravation without hesitation on the plantation caused ejaculation.
Contributions from viewers like you. Thank you.
Gender is a social construct!
Let your music be their companion to the Underworld
Napoleon? Hitler? I'll show them how it's done.
A wise financial decision
Suffering in E minor
Can I get some?
Goodnight, sweet prince
Just whip it
The specifics of this plan would be interesting
You interrupt my stream, I interrupt your child, it's only fair.
Happy New Year!
Elmo at Sacred Heart Hospital
For all my dogs out there!
Fourth wall be damned!
Driving Mr. Frog
The times they are a-changin‘
Not Paid Enough To Care
Begun the Muppet Wars have
Society treats us like puppets, some more than others.
Elmo smells man-flesh
Only upvotable today
No Bill, that's not what it meant!
The CIA closes in on Telly
Bert could do nothing more than sob as the man he once looked up to was splattered with Ernie’s salty and savory homemade white sauce.
A is for Allies
Kermit finds a moist loophole
PIGS IN SPAAAAAACE
Ernie's business pitch didn't go so well.
Elmo no care about roasties anymore!
The odd couple
Mere hours later, Roosevelt Franklin was found riddled with bullets, and coke conspicuously sprinkled over his body
Gotta get that noodle wet...
Use your finger to poke it back in
Of course if she's alive at the time, I'd need 2
Welcome to Elmo's lessons
Remember, the Thug Life chose him
Clitoris is just feminine penis, right?
A difficult but wise decision
Kermit isn't a good judge of character.
I think I've seen this film before..
then the bombs dropped
“Harder ladies! Ugggghhh yeeaahhh, that’s it!”
Science is fun
Gonna burn some villagers
Rocky Monster was riding that one
Or so the survivors reported.
Elmo was the only other one who appeared unsettled by this disturbing turn of events.
You'll have a blast either way!
Double-Ds, just for me!
Bert, Bert never changes
Low Hanging Fruit
Honeydew never found out why. His suicide note was just a bunch of fucking “Meeps”
Mom found the gun sock
If these homeless people wanted to defend themselves so badly, they should've learned karate!
How is that possible? I only fucked DEAD hookers!
Not a bad touch anymore
Always sunny in Sesame Street
I was too
Take my breath away
Incelmo is at it again
Elmo helps teach English
They’re Elmo’s preferred victims
Another libtard rekt- Ben Shapiro
You Cannot Grasp the True Form of Big Bird's Attack
Ernie learns from the Russians in Afghanistan
What is HAES?
Don't you like me anymore?
He celebrated with a one-sided night of passion with Abby
The only thing turned on is Bert