Fine Macy’s but I’d like a plate that says “Fluffy, Dad bod, Thor” so the men can unsolicited help on their eating habits too5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got my dream job during the pandemic, finally working in the Space industry! My new signature3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/cowboybebop
Happy Friday to all you lovely humans! Got this drink and thought of y’all.4yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
My friend just now on a zoom call: “that’s a weird Pride shirt, what are those anyway?”3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/MechanicalKeyboards
[humor] we’ve taken drastic measures to get men into skincare5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
Rebecca in 5yrs when she sees Zied with an overly photoshopped picture of her on his mug3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
Fresh off the presses: taking pics with balloons makes you a hoe 🙄6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I think some of us have been feelings these last few days... maybe years haha3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TheBachelor_POC
I moved away about a year ago, my mom came to visit me and had this in her carry on with a bunch of ice bags. Boudin, Whataburger sausage, and bbq from my fav street corner guy.6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/houston
Nachos (stewed chicken thighs & chili relleno sausage) w/ homemade queso3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
[Homemade] Dark Chocolate Porter Cupcakes w/ Semi Sweet chocolate Ganache4yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Baking
I can give them a ride they can give me a ride... (Brock O'Hurn and pals)8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Nancy joining the many women in politics for clap back season 👏🏾5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Makes me want to clean and STOMP. Brother can't you see I got the bleach. STOMP!7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Girl posts about guy who has been harassing her, neckbeard shows up to make girl feel more comfortable8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Mrw I find out my Bf tried to hack the Lush website to force a seasonal item I like into his cart so he could get it for me on Valentine’s Day.6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MIRW a everyone is talking about their time in jail and this girl looks at me and says I should know a lot about jail because I'm black (I've never had a run in with the law)9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don’t have a good title I just feel like maybe someone out there may need to hear this today.6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Lieutenant in the Royal Norwegian Navy, and over all Norwegian hottie Lasse Matberg8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I made Jambalaya Friday, then drank lots of Shiner and made arancini w/ the leftovers today.4yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
[homemade] Sunday Experiment: Biscuits stuffed w/ shredded chicken & salsa verde2yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/food
MRW when a lady in class tells me the only reason I'm pro-choice is because I don't understand the joys of being a mother like she does. It got a little heated after that10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Homemade Blueberry Pie- I was so scared the filling wouldn’t tighten but it came out perfect! You could pick it up and eat it 🤤5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Baking
She went on a anti fat rampage on a woman she doesn’t even know, but these are her pictures.... bonus obsession in comments4yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Instagramreality
The brewery I'm at has hair ties for the ladies in the restroom7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because its finals week this hits me on a deep personal level9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wore this shirt while working with incoming freshman today, no one knew who it was11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/nostalgia
ANTM cycle 20 is Guys vs Girls. Here is one of the contestants Phil Sullivan. I'm not one for hairy men but it works for him11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
When me and my SO watching Haidmaid's Tale just turns into us planning multiple exit strategy6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Partner and I do cartoon and cereal mornings. Haven’t seen As told by Ginger in AGES!2yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/nostalgia
Put a little gravy on the tip (I hope I don't offend anyone with this post)7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Southern Benedict: Sausage and Country Gravy on top of an English muffin5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
Keep seeing 3D models of the stage.. the engineer in me wants to estimate how big CR is really going to be.. so I’m going scouting hahaha1yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/beyonce
Girl I went to HS w/ posts things like this regularly. She’s a largest breasted red head.5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Nicegirls
I'm going to be Link for Halloween, I decided to make a shield using old cardboard and paper mache. Not the most galmerous but it'll do10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/zelda
MRW my black family made it through Thanksgiving without mentioning Ferguson. Was NOT expecting this at all10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We all know Tom Brady is hot but I think his right hand man, Julian Edelman needs some attention11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I knew there was more reasons to love Tiny Fey (still working on those Michelle arms though)8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Watching Freaks and Geeks on Netflix, I'm in love with Jason right now..11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
My school is having an anime convention. These guys showed up 12yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TheLastAirbender
MRW I read a comment a gilded comment in an ask men thread about how women only love the potential of a man and what they can do for them, while men love women unconditionally and purely for who they are6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Couldn’t find Bon & Viv at the local grocer. Found Seltzer tho! 2g carbs and a locally made in WA.5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/ketodrunk
MRW I spend all day eating the stuff I know it’s going to make me cramp and then I start cramping mid feast6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of the most challenging cakes I've made, Gluten & Dairy free strawberry cake covered in ombre rosettes.7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Baking
Second time I'm able to see my home team play against the Pats, made a sign for the occasion9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Patriots
Thought yall would love this: Girl Scout cookie and Wine parings.8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Working on a Cad project.. They were originally named conflict zone supervisor wasn't even mad.11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Still can't believe this is a tattoo. Credit: Nikko Hurtado (Black Anchor in Hesperia,CA) . Sorry if repost11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/thewalkingdead
With his manifesto covering the windows he was already at Batman villain status6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I miss Whataburger so fucking much I made a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. I also highly recommend Great Notion’s Jammy pants.3yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/drunkencookery
My friends and I went to paint pottery. I didn't know what to paint so being an aero engineer I decided on this11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/aviation
I couldn’t wait until the full album. I made my first silicone molded mousse cake and I could not be happier ☺️☺️6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
MRW I move to Seattle with all the biking men in tight shorts9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Practicing making filled chocolates for Valentine’s day. Milk chocolate w/ caramel.6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
Does this count? My SO received this at a huge industry event yesterday.6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
MIRW everyone thinks the stripes on my Wesley Crusher inspired jacket is Bob Marley/420 Related9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Homemade] My BF and I decided to start a new holiday tradition. Every year on X-Mas Eve will be Chicken Fried Steak day (CFS for breakfast & dinner)5yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
When my bf says my stuffed animals have to take a hit, since no one can be left out of the rotation8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a football loving nerd, this made my morning. Hawking with a custom Pi jersey !8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Patriots
Since I live in Houston, I decided to wear a Pats shirt everyday this week. Day 17yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Patriots
Got baked last night and made lamb shank w/ potato puree and brussels sprouts all topped with a red wine au jus.7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
Because I'm a Patriots fan and the SB is tomorrow I give you Jimmy Garoppolo.10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Moved to the PNW a month ago. Found an awesome smoke spot in the Northern Cascades.7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/trees
Rider Strong (Shawn Hunter from boy meets world). He gets better with age.11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW I forget i ate an edible go help with cramps and it hits me awhile later8yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made carbonara last night, turned out way better than I expected9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
Got my tickets to go and visit University of New South Wales for a study abroad program11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Ameristralia
Homemade Buttermilk fired chicken. Can't wait for the amazing leftovers.7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
MFRW she asks if I'm going over a guys house at midnight to get laid, and I tell her I'm going to play with his cat, watch korra, and play destiny10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Rob Pinkston aka Coconut Head from Ned's Declassified School survival guide9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
I am watching Jay Leno, and this lovely Brit is a guest star. He is a huge PC gamer and even missed his call from Zack Snyder, because he was playing WoW and didn't want to die. I give you Henry Cavill.11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MR after I get two Neal Stephenson books today. He's one of my favorite authors9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
Local news in Houston got the Superbowl teams wrong. (X-post r/Houston)11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Patriots
Matt Smith. Apparently there is talk about him doing American Psycho11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Mint Chocolate Chip Shake made with SO Delicious Coconut Milk Ice cream and topped with cocoa nibs. REALLLLY hit that sweet tooth spot9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/ketorecipes
And from this days forward this is how shark week will be explained9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MIRW my friend finally tells me he realizes his gf isn't the person he thought she was and was blinded by the physical part of their relationship, and apologizes for abandoning me and other friends when she came around10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
For the ladies out there, I just got a Marvel themed suspender circle skirt. I plan on wearing it this weekend to Avengers and again when I meet Stan.9yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/Marvel
MFW I'm out for a jog and this old man tells me to bounce those things my way ...10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/trollfitness
I don't normally do this, but it was some of the best BBQ I've had. Gatlin's BBQ on W. 19th. On weekends they are crowded and as I'm posting this they ran out of food. So get there early11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/houston
This is why Texans have a bad name.. I hope people coming up in the next 4 years.. learn more about tolerance and understanding.. and place a vote based on what they believe and stand for.. not what they think Texas is about or should be about.. 12yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/texas
🎵 This year I’m going to be a racist, all I care about is green faces 🎵6yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Charlie Hunnam will be playing Christian Grey. Never read the book but now debating on seeing the movie.11yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Prepping to start the build, I just wanted to thank y'all for your help. Any last minute suggestions appreciated7yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/MechanicalKeyboards
Ezra Miller is set to play the Flash. Not sure which Flash, but I'm BEYOND excited.10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW when I go to a baseball game and everyman I interact with calls me babe, sweetie, darling. ect. and then one guy comments on how unlady like my burp was after I downed a beer.10yr ⋅ mongoosedog12 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes