Made a “charcuterie plate” after a late shift
I thought Eggs Benny would be dope, but I didn’t have ham so I used leftover carnitas. Also, no muffins, so I used grilled cheese sandwiches. I must’ve forgotten there’s a sauce and I probably said fuck poaching an egg. I must’ve thought it looked legit with this egg yolk side-boob shot.
Mozzarella sticks in a hot dog bun. It is what it is.
Got drunk and made a late night burger. 9/10 should've added more pickles. Can never have too much pickles.
About 12 hard seltzer's deep. Chicken katsu sandwich with slaw, homemade katsu sauce and wasabi mayo.
Cuban Sliders on Hawaiian Rolls w/ Garlic Butter
Caprese bacon sandwich
Chicken tacos on the 4th because you don't tell me how to America
After a pint of Black Velvet, I decided I wanted Italian. I present: Chicken Nugget Parmigiana on a Bed of Spaghettios with Meatballs. [It seemed like a good idea at the time.]
Dogo con Queso
9am pasta arrabiata
I don’t remember cooking this, but I do remember eating it and it was good as hell. It was hot sausage with some sort of cheese and sauce wrapped in a tortilla.
For the record, marshmallows in red wine are nasty regardless of how hungry you are.
Midnight Pork Belly
Two Stouffer's french bread peporoni pizzas put together
I made a pita bread pizza
Grilled cheese sandwiches as buns for my burger, some would call me a madwoman
Delicious pork dumplings and kinda meh IPA
Managed to operate the deep fryer without burning the house down, can't remember what was in the sauce
I got drunk last night and made banana bread with chocolate chips. I also ran out of flour and partly used pancake mix. The outside is perfectly crispy and the inside is oh, so moist and fluffy.
Drank a bottle of wine, made Ratatouille
Good ol’ fashion mozzarella stix
Wife's been gone four days. Civilization on the decline. Burgers now served on hotdog buns with a side of gin.
Two frozen pizzas, tons of ramen, Mac and cheese, tater tots, mozzarella sticks, and two lifetimes worth of carbs.
Medium drunk french onion
Left over roast beef and cheddar stuffed mushrooms
Two Mama Burgers brought home to be pan fried in butter with extra cheese and jalapeño
I made this while drunk and did the stupid memery while hungover at work eating the food...
Deconstructed whipped watermelon parfait
Totchos- tater tots topped with melty cheese, shredded buffalo chicken, crumbled bacon and green onions
Fried egg with mayo..... that’s it.... fried egg with mayo..... screw yall’s pretentious recipes
Last night I made some Serious Eats 3-ingredient mac and cheese to help soak up all the booze I drank watching the crappy Bills lose again.
Open faced ham and cheese hors d'oeuvres
Sober me started a nice chili on the stove. Drunk me turned it into a chili, cheddar, cornbread, mac n cheese, panko, and shredded cheese tower. No regrets
In honor of my grandfather's passing, I submit Beer Cheese Soup. <3
I crisped the underside of the rice and ate it with a soy/sesame/gochujang sauce. 'gotta make it healthy when you have perpetual munchies, like me.
Lost bowling league night, decided to kill my self with processed meats and bourbon.
This sub in a nutshell
Aloha my dudes, I made Loco Moco.
I made such a mess, but doing something drunk was better than doing nothing
My Drunk Kitchen may be an entertaining YouTube channel, but it doesn't always work in real life
Apparently the more bourbon I have, the less I understand portions. This is some tasty chicken piccata nonetheless, even if it's enough for a family of 6. And on a damn fancy platter, bitches. Cheers!
The everything I wanted to eat platter
Pancakes inspired by beer and Alton Brown
Not the best picture but I was pretty proud of my drunken sushi rolling
The girlfriend asked me for couscous, so she got drunken couscous and cajun shrimp.
A few Tecates later and I invented the first true yeast risen Waffle Donut
Shrimp and grits again, sorry I’m drunk
Didn't have croutons for my salad. Made it a sandwich with toast instead.
After a healthy glass of rum, I decided to throw cheese into the oven. CHEDDAR CRISPS! Tasty as fuck.
So apparently I made this peach and Prosecco layered cheesecake while I was hammered last night, woke up to it just chilling in the fridge this morning. It’s actually not bad. Cheers!
Cinnamon toast, peanut butter and banana slices
Chorizo, eggs, cheese, chips, and sadness
Made this at 3am. Panko encrusted chicken cutlets over lemon zest cream linguini with basil and sun-dried tomatoes
LPT: Make dumplings ahead of time and freeze. Then you can whip up these delicious gyoza and shumai potstickers in 10 minutes even though you can't see straight.
Sunday Blues Can't Get Me Down
Steak and Potatoes.
Classic Texan chicken fried steak dinner, Peticolas Velvet Hammer, and like four cans of Modelo (not pictured)
Hangover Sandwich: ham, provolone, jalapeño honey mustard and pickles on wonder bread
Everything Bagel Roast Beef
Love how much time sous vide cooking gives you to get drunk - ribeye with au gratin potatos
Honey BBQ Chicken Cheese Fries
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Started to defrost chuck roast, went to the bar, got drunk, and then made my first pot roast. It needs some garnish but I am happy with my work. Cheers!
Some beef lo mein after probably 10 whiskeys. All fingers made it though the chopping process this time.
Pulled pork and guac
What better way to celebrate the holidays than Italian burritos?
Chicken and broccoli fettuccine Alfredo and a box of rosé
Woe upon those who fear the void; the bratwurst calls.
Slowcookers or a drunk cooks best friend: fuck you ribs. I just dumped my spice cabinet, garlic, onion, strawberry hot sauce, cherry coke, and BBQ sauce in with some clearance beef ribs. It'll be done by midnight
Tamale Texican Chili
Potato hash with eggs and cheese. Two empty wine bottles just out of shot. I thought it was a masterpiece at the time
Mexican food + three shitty beers + now good beer = awesome
Spaghetti with jar sauce on a loaf of garlic bread.
Sticky rice and room for improvement everywhere
Sober me had to finish drunk me’s tamales
Chicken Ramen, Poached Egg, and a cheese stick w/ Sriracha
Home made pizza after 5 four lokos and 2 bowls of the finest dank.
This happened yesterday. Decided to make French fries and then passed out
Me n grandma got drunk...made eggplant parm
Made some Cacio e pepe (after consuming a bit of vodka) late the other night in honor of Anthony Bourdain’s birthday. My presentation may suck but it tasted amazing. Miss you AB.
After a few IPA's I think I can make gourmet ramen from maruchan. The dogs dont judge.
If I had to pick only one food for the rest of my life..........
Buncha beers, passed out for a few hours, woke up for mac and cheese
BURNT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FINGER WITH MOLTEN HOT CHEESE - Dave’s Killer Bread, Tilamook butter, and Tilamook sharp cheddar cheese
Saucepan was good enough. Chopsticks were a mistake
Kraft Mac & Cheese and fried Spam.
Thought I was special last night and drunk baked a pear sour cream coffee cake; then promptly fell asleep. Fiance stayed awake for me to take it out of the oven. True love!
They told me I couldn't make drunken cookery in the wilds of Yellowstone. The pizzas said otherwise.
Hamburger meat, ketchup, mustard, pickles, 2 slices of velvita cheese each, extra hot texas pete hotsauce mixed with A1thick and hearty sauce injected into the meat and poured ontop after cooking, somesort of Season all salt on the meat before cooking. 1 puff of hash after being drunk as shit
Smoked sausage, onions, peppers and rice skillet meal and of course, bourbon! Cheers!
Everything-in-my-fridge wine drunk tacos
Three Cheese & Bacon Macaroni. I am a productive drunkard.
After a day of drinking at the beach, my cousin convinced us he knew how to decorate birthday cakes.
Look at my thighs
Leftover mashed potatoes and green bean bacon sandwich
I really fuckin wanted in and out animal fries but I was driking and i said fuck that so i made some plus, they probably weren't gunna be open any ways. Animal fries
Bacon and Indian style spicy potato. I meant to do that to the egg...
Depressing story incoming: Until 2 years ago I was a michelin star head chef, with my own place in London. I suffered a great tragedy inside that restaurant, and once the grief had eased, I gave up cooking. Almost finished a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape. Nothing like simple pancakes with L+S
Girlfriend and I had a little too much wine last night.
Feeling peppy when plating up dinner
Cheesy Beef Peppers and Onions over Rice
Made yakisoba noodle stir fry with pork, onions, and chili peppers (all while enjoying my 7th rum & coke of the night). Took the pic for my mom...and left out the drunk details when I sent it to her.
An excellent CA recipe for eggs and wine
Does it count if I planned to make this meal earlier, but got drunk before I started making it? Because if so, here’s spicy wonton soup.
I didn't feel like cooking, so I just had a fruit salad. [OC]
A handful of tomatoes
Cacio e Pepe using egg tagliatelle, grana padano, and pecorino. For Tony. ♥️
Does it count if I plated it really specifically?
I found this picture on my phone the next morning after being blackout drunk. I guess I thought the cereal would give it texture.
Many beers were consumed making today’s food
Egg n Cheddar Toastich
The original... Again. No, not a repost, I just really like getting drunk and making pizza rolls.
When your girlfriend is out of town.
I made this 6 whiskeys deep. Fight me.
Getting pickled while pickling
Sippin gettin high
Made some Thiccc pancakes last night
At age 33, the doctor has informed me I have high cholesterol. I told him I only make bacon and eggs twice a week as a cure for hangovers.
Getting drunk at grandmas today, she cooked. Think it still belongs here.
Burgers and Caesars, hell yeah!
Its 11:09, I'm already drunk...biscuits and gravy for breakfast....uhhh yes please
Plastered nuclear ramen with kraft cheese cause why be just hungover when you can be hungover with a fiery asshole
Homemade peri salt cheesy chips after a bottle of red.
Keeping it simple.
Made chicken parm sliders last Friday night after a few beers at happy hour
Avocado cheese jalapeño chicken taquitos and salsa roja paired with bourbon
Don’t know why but I did this.
In my quest to be the most bougie person here, I made Risotto w/ Andouille sausage
Cast iron pizzas don't prevent hangover.
Pepperoni Pizza Toast
Little breakfast sausages on Hawaiian rolls with mayonnaise, pickle slices, and cheddar cheese
me and my girlfriend came back from our friends engagement party and she decided to make this
Braised pork belly. Maybe don't prepare drinking next time because melting the sugar is pretty easy to fuck up
Bucatini with gin sauce, after drinking gin
Went a little too crazy with the sauce
Venison Chili Mac N’ Cheese
chicken stew with 7 veg on onion rice. ultimate wine tummy food.
Drunken Hash after work
Egg and bacon with American cheese and Mustard on a Cinnamon raisin English muffin with a screwdriver. It’s been a long day.
Tony’s Fried Pork Chops
Garbage plate inspired by Binging with Babish (and a few beers!)
My dinner tonight. I cut up some Spam and string cheese.
Pasta salad and Pabst