Man gets meal comped because an old man hates gay people. Also his crush poked him on Facebook recently, his wife complimented his cleaning habits after puking into the toilet, and he gets numbers from all kinds of single moms.7yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Brain death isn't real - it's just Satanists killing you so they can eat your organs! (x-post /r/facepalm)9yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Er... Land's End, I appreciate that your dresses are popular, but they're a bit pricey. (x-post /r/screenshots)10yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/softwaregore
Brain death isn't real - it's just Satanists killing you so they can eat your organs!9yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/facepalm
Eye candy: Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) and Jenna-Louise Coleman (Clara Oswald) in a '60s-style 'selfie'. Bisexuality status: confirmed.12yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/bisexual
Er... Land's End, I appreciate that your dresses are popular, but they're a bit pricey.10yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/screenshots
My friends live in an old rickety house. The stairs to the second floor broke. The landlord refused to fix them, instead telling my friends to walk gingerly. The piece of wood at the top of the photo was knocked out of place by their 10-pound cat.10yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/rage
This asshole hunter who was trampled to death by elephants while trying to kill them for their tusks9yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/punchablefaces
Guess who came to our local Pride Festival? If you guessed the same group of protesters who came to the Reason Rally, you win a prize!12yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/ainbow
Texas pastor Rick Scarborough said he'd light himself on fire if gay marriage was made the law of the land. Let's give him a hand.9yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/ainbow
So... about the statue at the Tridge... the hill is underwater now.12yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/midland_mi
Motivational speaker Tai Lopez posts a video bragging about his fast cars. Out of nowhere, people talk about books. We're so smart together!9yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/iamverysmart
This guy on Google+ is trying really hard to make himself a meme. He even has his own logo.11yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/cringepics
Made my first payment on this beauty today. Feels good to know I can afford this!12yr ⋅ MikeTheInfidel ⋅ r/happy