This elevator has a call button 30 ft away so the doors will be open by the time you get to them.7yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This kookaburra is a real life version of that optical illusion that is both a bird and a bunny!5yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/woahdude
I’ve been playing this God forsaken game for the better part of 20 years and I finally beat expert for the first time. 😮💨2yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/gaming
My yearly batch of pizza skulls. Half filled with chicken and broccoli half with salami and pineapple.1yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
This is Sonny. Sonny had a stroke as a puppy that gave him this incredibly lovable, derpy face.10yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
This kookaburra is a real life version of that optical illusion that is both a bird and a bunny!5yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
Found this dime in a community clothes dryer. I think it's been there a while.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Just bought a new Mazda3 Turbo PP hatchback. This interior is everything.11mo ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/mazda3
One of my mom's friend's dogs had a stroke as a puppy. Now he lives in a permanent state of derp. (He's very happy at age 8)11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
For weeks my best friend has been dying to give me this shirt for my birthday. He told me it was going to be both majestic and fabulous. He did not disappoint.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
Behold! Fear! Respect?? The ultimate stuffed dish to feed your family of 80-100... the Camlamben!2yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
Face prints in the snow seem like they’re popping out towards you.3yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My boyfriend and I went as Mormon Elders. Some lady got seriously pissed when she saw us buying booze at the liquor store.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
YoU sHoUlDn'T mAkE fUn Of PeOpLe FoR hAvInG DiABeTeS. I'm ScOtT MaLkInSoN.7yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/southpark
This is Sonny. He had a stroke when he was a puppy so he looks a little off. Despite his droopy face and funny walk, he is happy and healthy at age 8.12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
I made the bacon mac and cheese pie that was popular recently. [6000x4000]10yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
To whoever left a mattress on the freeway in the middle of the night... Your negligence led to my best friend totaling her car and getting a traumatic brain injury. I hope you die a slow and miserable death you piece of shit.12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
Been trying to decide how to arrange these hexagon mirrors for weeks. Last night I was invaded by this idea.10yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
Meet Sonny and his new partner in crime, Junior! (Sonny is missing a vertebrae in his spine, giving him his loveable derpiness)8yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
Bros! I was recently able to buy my first new car 2 years after starting my career as a flight attendant! Just got the windows tinted. I think she's the prettiest girl in town.9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/gaybros
Making gloriously tie-dyed book marks with Elmer's glue in one of these bad boys.7yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/nostalgia
These handsome guys are Buddy and Sonny, they are brothers and just celebrated their 10th birthday. Sonny had a stroke when he was a puppy and is missing a vertebrae in his neck. I think it makes him the most love-able looking dog you could ask for!9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
The girl who is the closest thing I have to a little sister is Moving away this month. She wanted to paint me a picture before she left. I told her my favorite artist is Dali, and this is what I got. She's 17. 12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
WELL WELL WELL!! Shared by a Karen I know. Constantly believing and sharing this shit.3yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/facepalm
Apparently “high on ambien and wine” is an excuse.... this was not posted ironically. 🤦🏻♂️4yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I decided to try a recipe from one of those quick-bake videos that have been all over FB. It went okay.9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
I'm starting a new business. Do you think Isabelle will be my first actress?11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Recently took up photography as a hobby, this is my favorite shot so far. Taken at the Baltimore National Aquarium.10yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
The scholars of r/the_dimwit and their well thought out comments.... This is the online equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and going la la la la la la!8yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
Puff Pastry Cinnamon Apple Roses. (I tried that recipe that was all over FB yesterday.) [3468x2345] [OC]9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Since everyone seems to like my mom's friend's derpy dog, here's a close up of him.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
This morning I found a wall that is displaying the full spectrum of autumn colors.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
Found this at the Louvre. I love it because the baby looks like he's saying Bitch, like I got time for painting...11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
This Corgi/German Shepard mix I met at SoCal Corgi day in long beach. Beautiful!!9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
Hi guys, just found this sub. I've gotten several compliments on my signature, so I thought I'd share.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
This cigarette smoking woman pushing the torso of a black mannequin around Long Beach, CA, in a stroller. (Sorry for quality)8yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/WTF
My roommate never buys household items, but today she came home from the store and proudly announced that she bought us a pack of toilet paper...11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
My mom left to take care of my grandma 3 hours ago. He's been like this ever since.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/aww
I'm on vacation for the first time in 7 years. This is the private beach in front of the condo I'm staying at in Maui!12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
60 Years ago my nana won the Miss London Pageant when she was 18. This is a picture of her that was taken the same year. (sorry for glare)12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
My hotel room chair looks a cycloptic cousin of the chair from Peewee's Playhouse.9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
This car looks like it drove straight out of a comic book. (Sorry for shit angles)9yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
This year I am going to miss my yearly family Easter egg hunt and dinner because I am away from home training to be a flight attendant. My mom sent me this care package. (The eggs had cash in them)12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
Passed by this on the way home from the bar. I was buzzed and almost missed it! Got way too excited.11yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/funny
Found this bizarre flower in my neighborhood. Can any1 help identify it for me? Looks like an artichoke, but not like one I've ever seen...12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
I'm a college student. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw this. Feels good.12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics
I know everyone usually dislikes food pics, but I was proud of how these looked after my first attempt.12yr ⋅ lukeallen1 ⋅ r/pics