This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and was the setting of satanic rituals, witch-burnings ... and five John Denver Christmas specials.Oct 2025 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wish for a turkey sandwich—on rye bread—with lettuce and mustard, and, AND, I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises! You got it?!Sep 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MY ship has come in! White gold! Texas tea ... uh, sweetenerJun 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says 'guilty'! And 'guilty' is spelled wrong!Jan 2021 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.Jul 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ahoy there, dean! Me and my fourth-form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign your oil well over to the local energy concern!Jan 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In the season one opening credits, it's not Mr. Burns and Smithers behind Homer at the power plant, but a guy in a lab coat eating a sandwich with big metal tongsJun 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili! And we got ginger ale! Boiling hot Texas-style ginger ale!Jul 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tuvok solves more crimes before 0900 than Batman does all dayMay 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/startrekmemes
Yo, dog, I heard you like fences. So I built a fence to fence in your fencesJun 2019 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/oakland
You call this a soccer riot? Come on, boys, let's take 'em to school!May 2023 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I already bought your app, Parallels. I'm getting real sick of the repeated upsell adsNov 2016 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/osx
Hey, Salvatore! Guess who's here! Mistah Kookalamanza and-a some-a real ugly kid!Feb 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Add meter and apostrophes to the list of things Stein supporters don't understandSep 2016 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/Enough_Sanders_Spam
Lisa, you don't spend 10 years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamiteJun 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When I get hundreds of Fake Internet Points for having an early comment on a post that makes the front page.May 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere. It could be in your house. You could be looking at it right now.Nov 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This bathroom has three urinals at three different heightsApr 2016 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
BART! THIS IS YOUR FATHER! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REMOTE IS? I'VE CHECKED ALL OVER THE HOUSE!Dec 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
To the outgoing 3Ls who think they can't learn everything in three monthsMar 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/LawSchool ⋅ #3
Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll thinkMar 2022 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The retro diner John takes The Simpsons to advertises Fat Man and Little Boy as specials. These are the names of the two atomic bombs dropped on Japan in World War II.Dec 2021 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Winter has arrived in California after unseasonably warm weatherNov 2020 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.May 2015 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart ...Jun 2015 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account.Nov 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!Dec 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You've been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.Nov 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!Jun 2015 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, folks, I don't want to alarm you, but scientists say 40% of America's pictures ... are hanging crooked!Nov 2014 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons ⋅ #40
Did you ever notice how men alvays leave ze toilet seat up? Zat's de joke.Jun 2015 ⋅ Leopold_Darkworth ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
