I tried to make a smiley face blackberry pie today. The result was the creepiest fucking thing ever to come out of an oven.

Aug 2011 ⋅ ⋅

God damn it!

May 2011 ⋅

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Get down from there, coffee!

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Spaghetti

Nov 2011 ⋅

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We're all wondering that too.

May 2011 ⋅

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Learning

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Literally every day while working in the customer service industry

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Party Cat

Mar 2011 ⋅

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It's a shame this never caught on.

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Sexually oblivious rhino ends the evening.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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These are the kind of questions that keep me up at night...

Feb 2011 ⋅

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Okay. If I can have just one dab of frosting and then stop, I'll have mastered eating forever

Sep 2012 ⋅

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Troll Science: Hangover Cure

Nov 2010 ⋅

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Today's Youth... (x-post from f7u12)

Aug 2011 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #f #x-post-from-f7u12 #7

....does that cop have a radar gun? [IW]

Jun 2011 ⋅

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He does have a very good point! (crosspost from /r/pics)

Jan 2011 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #crosspost-from--r-pics #crosspost-from #pics #r

HM02

Jul 2011 ⋅

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Ever get that feeling that- ?

Mar 2011 ⋅

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If you're having a bad week, this will brighten your day.

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Watermarked photo proofs

Nov 2010 ⋅

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Troll Science Discovers The Secret To Perpetual Life [Irrelevant Tag]

Apr 2011 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #Irrelevant-Tag

The police want to steal my cake.

Feb 2012 ⋅

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I got a good laugh out of this (x-post from f7u12)

May 2011 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #f #x-post-from-f7u12 #7

Fallout Karma

Nov 2010 ⋅

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Like I Give A Fuck [GIF]

Jun 2011 ⋅

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This happens every year, a few days before christmas. (Bakery Trolling)

Dec 2010 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #Bakery-Trolling

Submitting a link to /r/pics. Noticed this. WTF?

Mar 2011 ⋅

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This happened to me today. I hate midterms.

Nov 2010 ⋅

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Try It!

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Making an inappropriate joke in front of the parents

Mar 2011 ⋅

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Ah Ha Ha Ho Ha!

Oct 2010 ⋅

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A new use for Facebook. [New Facebook Fix]

Dec 2010 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #New-Facebook-Fix