Trump: Fallen War Hero Gets Same Respect As Can Of Beans

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The guts beneath a New York City street.

Oct 2021 ⋅

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Wednesday In America (National Guard sleeping in the Capitol in advance of today's impeachment vote)

Jan 2021 ⋅

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Shared classified documents with random people at a golf club. Must find leaker now! // Maybe the leak is in the bathroom?

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Trump is now blaming the X-Men

Jun 2023 ⋅

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COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Residential Building Near Miami Beach Just Partially Collapsed. // This shows what no longer exists.

Jun 2021 ⋅

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My kid said her one birthday wish was to wake up to some balloons. The door to her room is on the other side, waiting to be opened.

Aug 2019 ⋅

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Plot Twist: It wasn't a joke.

Mar 2021 ⋅

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NYC Fifth Avenue cleared in front of Trump Tower, for Black Lives Matter mural to be painted today.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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If you are with friends, and if they do this, and if you don't speak up, then you are trash too.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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I dunno... I was more 😂🤣 than 😭😭 when I went to sleep last night. How about you?

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Trump doesn't hang out with Nazis by accident. Even his America First slogan comes directly from Nazi sympathizers (as noted here by Dr. Seuss).

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Trump doesn't hang out with Nazis by accident. Even his America First slogan comes directly from Nazi sympathizers (as noted here by Dr. Seuss). America First supporters wanted to abandon Europe to Hitler. Fuck the Republican Party forever for its complete and total moral collapse.

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This graffiti in Białystok, Poland

May 2021 ⋅

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BROKEN RECORD!

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Does: 1) stealing classified documents; 2) showing them off to random visitors; 3) conspiring to hide them from the government; and, 4) conspiring to destroy evidence of having done so qualify as extremely careless handling of classified information? Not fit!

Jul 2023 ⋅

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If you are with friends, and if they do this, and if you don't speak up, then you are trash too.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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Honest to God...

Jan 2020 ⋅

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The relationships between various measures, ranging from gallons to tea spoon.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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I've been trying to catch this for years.

Jul 2019 ⋅

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Trump misspells the word Official on the Trump Offical Card he's now hawking to his base of suckers.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Trump's plan to save himself: Blame it all on his coup lawyers

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Emma Goldman. Russian Jewish anarchist, feminist, advocate of free speech, the eight-hour work day, and birth control. Emigrated to the United States in 1885. // Mugshot: Feb. 11, 1916, arrested on charges of distributing materials about contraception.

Jun 2021 ⋅

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Guess who just said he will vote against Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court nomination?

Mar 2022 ⋅

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Trump hid classified documents in his bathroom, next to the toilet. Great job, Republican Party!

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Trump hid classified documents in his bathroom, next to the toilet. Great job, Republican Party!

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Space Karen

May 2020 ⋅

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It was weird all along

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Traitor ex-President is now posting evidence that helps the case against him.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Nebraska barn vs. supercell thunderstorm

Sep 2022 ⋅

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Feb 2024 ⋅

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How about a Vietnamese mossy frog?

Jun 2021 ⋅

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The Texas Taliban signing Christian Sharia into law in the One Star State.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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Trump acknowledges he sexually assaulted E. Jean Carrol, and whines that the Department of Justice isn't going to defend him.

Jul 2023 ⋅

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Imagine the effort it takes to believe all these things at the same time.

May 2021 ⋅

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Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, proudly standing with the flag of the institution of slavery (Mississippi Declaration of Secession) and the negro is not equal to the white man (Confederate Vice President Cornerstone Speech). // Kentucky, this year you can vote McConnell out.

Jun 2020 ⋅

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Birds of a feather goose step together.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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This Spy Baloon. 1967

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Trump couldn't be bothered to attend the 9/11 ceremony in NYC, his own home town. Instead, he's getting paid to promote a boxing match. And they call us undignified and unpatriotic.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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35% of America supports this crazy nonsense.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Like a gargoyle.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Imagine the effort it takes to believe all these things at the same time.

May 2021 ⋅

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Trump knew that a violent mob was attacking the US Capitol and threatening to kill Mike Pence, when he tweeted this hateful garbage that further enraged his mob. His account then was permanently banned, and he must now be charged with seditious conspiracy.

Jun 2022 ⋅

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White supremacist Katie Hopkins has some opinions on using masks to slow the spread of covid.

Jul 2021 ⋅

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🔥 Nebraska barn vs. supercell thunderstorm

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MyPillow guy, presenting no evidence, to an empty room.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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I saw a cicada killer killing a cicada.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Trump intentionally shot his post-indictment video statement posing in front of a painting that includes a hand-gesture that has become associated with white supremacists.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Sitting with coffee at an Airbnb in southern California, these fellas came to investigate. [OC]

Aug 2022 ⋅

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Missouri Republican State Representative says Abraham Lincoln was reprehensible and calls for the removal of the Lincoln Memorial.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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Marionettist with fans in Central Park earlier today.

Jul 2022 ⋅

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MyPillow guy, presenting no evidence, to an empty room.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Trump intentionally shot his post-indictment video statement posing in front of a painting that includes a hand-gesture that has become associated with white supremacists.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Emma Goldman. Arrested February 11, 1916, for distributing materials about contraception.

Jun 2021 ⋅

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Trump's Christmas message. The USA is dying from within!!!

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Twitter user noticed Matt Gaetz's use of Venmo for extremely young looking women nearly a full year ago.

Apr 2021 ⋅

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The Republican Convention Dream Team

Aug 2020 ⋅

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After Trump's Attorney General and Campaign Manager told him he lost... After he told Geogia to find votes... After he knowingly sent people with assault rifles to the Capitol... After they smashed into the building... After he directed them at Pence... After multiple deaths... Trump tweeted this at 6:01pm.

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Trump goes all-in on accusing the DOJ of planting classified documents in his boxes. This is in addition to admitting he took them. And saying he declassified them. And saying it was fine for him to take them. And acknowledging he had them. The Republican Party has no bottom.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Larry David, 1985

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Donald Trump, who refused to take a plea deal in his document theft case, is now full-on pouty that Hunter Biden took a plea. You snooze you lose, Don.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Republican Convention Dream Team Speaker Lineup Announced

Aug 2020 ⋅

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Trump is now threatening Civil Rights protesters with vicious dogs. Here's what that looked like in Alabama in 1963. And of course Trump knows this.

May 2020 ⋅

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This year's nomination for World's Most Pathetic Loser goes to...

Mar 2021 ⋅

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If that's what ass wants, I'm good.

Jul 2022 ⋅

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The 2020 US Election should be overturned because, uh, some military man in Afghanistan maybe said something.

Dec 2020 ⋅

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Guess who just said he will vote against Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court nomination?

Mar 2022 ⋅

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No you didn't. Sore losers are pathetic.

Nov 2020 ⋅

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Loud crash out my window, looked down, saw this.

Oct 2021 ⋅

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I'm so sorry...

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Trump doesn't hang out with Nazis by accident. Even his America First slogan comes directly from Nazi sympathizers (as noted here by Dr. Seuss). America First supporters wanted to abandon Europe to Hitler. Fuck the Republican Party forever for its complete and total moral collapse.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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The Real MVP

Jan 2021 ⋅

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This graffiti in Białystok, Poland

May 2021 ⋅

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Fox News Interview: Trump says he couldn't return Top Secret documents because some of his boxes had golf shoes in them.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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School bus driver tells child (who was out of breath after running to catch the bus): Since George Floyd, that's what you all say, but I don't see a knee on your neck.

Apr 2021 ⋅

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20 Year Challenge

Jan 2019 ⋅

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This is America. Look what I'm whippin' up. They just want the money. (Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell)

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Facepalm Achievement Unlocked

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This decision.

Aug 2022 ⋅

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Elon Musk suggests he and Mark Zuckerberg should measure and compare their penises.

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Weird.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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The dude must abide.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Question Asked, Question Answered.

Jun 2020 ⋅

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They tried peacefully kneeling and yall had a problem with that too.

May 2020 ⋅

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Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville (Alabama): Trump's sexual assault conviction 100% makes him want to vote for Trump twice.

May 2023 ⋅

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Trump: It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

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Giuliani is now hawking sandals for the pillow guy.

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Equal Justice for All? Paul Manafort sentenced to less than 4 years for multiple felonies, including tax and bank fraud. // Crystal Mason sentenced to 5 years for trying to vote in the 2016 election (she didn't realize she was ineligible due to a prior conviction).

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Liar, cites liar, citing liars.

Nov 2020 ⋅

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I'll have a serving of White Supremacy along with my regular meal of sex-trafficked girls.

Apr 2021 ⋅

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The Metropolitan Museum in NYC is topped with unfinished stone that was intended to be carved.

Nov 2021 ⋅

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Traitor ex-President is now posting evidence that helps the case against him.

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Liar, cites liar, citing liars.

Nov 2020 ⋅

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Manhattan ‘beach’ in 1977. (Landfill from the World Trade Center excavations, covered in sand.)

Jul 2022 ⋅

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[OC] Fire escape casting shadows, earlier today in New York City.

Apr 2022 ⋅

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NYC Fifth Avenue cleared in front of Trump Tower, for Black Lives Matter mural to be painted later today.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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Did not age well.

Nov 2019 ⋅

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Missouri Republican State Representative says Abraham Lincoln was reprehensible and calls for the removal of the Lincoln Memorial.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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On the same day he's in court to face federal crimes, Trump takes time out of his day to thow support at the Saudi acquisition of the PGA. On a scale of 10 to 10, what's the chance Trump shared US national secrets with the Saudis?

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Republicans are now whining about cancelling Dr. Seuss. And so here's what Dr. Seuss thinks of Republicans.

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Trump misspells the word Official on the Trump Offical Card he's now hawking to his base of suckers.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Just say that the election was corrupt + leave the rest to me and the R. Congressmen. // Is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?

Jul 2021 ⋅

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Funny Because It's True. Sad Because It's True.

Jan 2021 ⋅

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Trump's latest excuse for stealing and showing classified military plans: Did I use the word 'plans'? I had plans of buildings. You know, building plans? I had plans of a golf course. // Imagine being a Republican and having to believe the endless stream of bullshit.

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One of these three goons goes on trial today. Welcome to the barrel, Mr. Stone.

Nov 2019 ⋅

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Trump and the Insane Republican Clown Posse have moved on from Barack Obama was born in Kenya and now on to Joe Biden is a crackhead.

Jul 2023 ⋅

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Remember when these douches thought they were Great Geniuses for calling everybody cucks?

Jul 2022 ⋅

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The Lying Liar President is Lying About the US Election. Again.

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The Texas Taliban signing Christian Sharia into law in the One Star State.

Sep 2021 ⋅

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I dunno... I was more 😂🤣 than 😭😭 when I went to sleep last night. How about you?

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Trump, today: I am happy to inform you that you will no longer be bothered by gross poor people living near you.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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America's demented former President spent the day in conversation with himself, on his own personal social media platform.

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NYC Fifth Avenue cleared in front of Trump Tower, for Black Lives Matter mural to be painted later today.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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#bebest

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Republicans are now whining about cancelling Dr. Seuss. And so here's what Dr. Seuss thinks of Republicans.

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Giuliani is now hawking sandals for the pillow guy.

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Yankees fan realizes dream of being bat girl 60 years after rejection

Jun 2021 ⋅

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The My Pillow schmo who was hoping for a military coup already got himself banned from Twitter. So he started using the company account, and got that banned too.

Feb 2021 ⋅

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Trump misspells the word Official on the Trump Offical Card he's now hawking to his base of suckers.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Twitter user noticed Matt Gaetz's use of Venmo for extremely young looking women nearly a full year ago.

Apr 2021 ⋅

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America's demented former President spent the day in conversation with himself, on his own personal social media platform. Republicans are fucking weird.

Dec 2022 ⋅

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Trump is now threatening Civil Rights protesters with vicious dogs. Here's what that looked like in Alabama in 1963. And of course Trump knows this.

May 2020 ⋅

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Peaceful march in New York City today. It stretched like this for a mile.

Jun 2020 ⋅

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Rupert Murdoch, in private to Fox News execs: Trump insisting on the election being stolen and convincing 25% of Americans was a huge disservice to the country. Pretty much a crime. Inevitable it blew up on Jan 6th. Best we don't mention his name unless essential and certainly don't support him.

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Insurrectionist Republican Senator declares Republican Party dead following catastrophic election loss for Republican insurrectionists.

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#bebest

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Republican shitgibbon Donald Trump calls for the termination of the US Constitution. The Republican Party is now hanging out with explicit Nazis, and haven't hit bottom yet.

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Live from New York on Impeachment Eve.

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Fox News Interview: Trump says he couldn't return Top Secret documents because some of his boxes had golf shoes in them.

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30% of the United States, and 70% of the Republican Party, see this person as the very embodiment of leadership.

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2016 called. They want their no shit Sherlock back.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Look at what shit the Republican Party has become. // Reminder: Trump considered this garbage for a top job in the Department of Homeland Security.

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MAGA dingus Kari Lake correctly explains her election loss: Arizonans know BS when they see it.

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Trump goes all-in on accusing the DOJ of planting classified documents in his boxes. This is in addition to admitting he took them. And saying he declassified them. And saying it was fine for him to take them. And acknowledging he had them. The Republican Party has no bottom.

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Republican Senator Bill Cassidy (Louisiana): President Trump hosting racist antisemites for dinner encourages other racist antisemites. These attitudes are immoral and should not be entertained. This is not the Republican Party.

Nov 2022 ⋅

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Republican shitgibbon Donald Trump calls for the termination of the US Constitution. The Republican Party is now hanging out with explicit Nazis, and haven't hit bottom yet.

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Equal Justice for All? Paul Manafort sentenced to less than 4 years for multiple felonies, including tax and bank fraud. // Crystal Mason sentenced to 5 years for trying to vote in the 2016 election (she didn't realize she was ineligible due to a prior conviction).

Mar 2019 ⋅

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The President of the United States has repeatedly encouraged people to vote twice. Which is a felony.

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It has come to this: Breitbart quoting Trump quoting Putin, with the intention of dismissing the ongoing Russian attack against the United States. Republicans in Congress swore an oath. They know Russia attacked us. They know Trump encouraged it. They know Trump sides with Putin. They know.

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Imagine the effort it takes to believe all these things at the same time.

May 2021 ⋅

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Insane People Achievement Unlocked

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The Lying Liar President is Lying About the US Election. Again.

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I dunno... I was more 😂🤣 than 😭😭 when I went to sleep last night. How about you?

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Just say that the election was corrupt + leave the rest to me and the R. Congressmen. // Is you taking notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?

Jul 2021 ⋅

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Republicans are now whining about cancelling Dr. Seuss. And so here's what Dr. Seuss thinks of Republicans.

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Twitter user noticed Matt Gaetz's use of Venmo for extremely young looking women nearly a full year ago.

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Chart outlining potential Mueller obstruction charges against Trump, and whether the evidence demonstrates: 1) an obstructive act; 2) corrupt intent; 3) a nexus between the act and an official proceeding.

Apr 2019 ⋅

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