HIF using a printer/scanner at my current job to fill out paperwork for my new job7yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I get a letter from the local college informing me that because my GPA starts with a zero I'm on academic probation. I'm not in college.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I wake up from a dream where I'm shorted on my paycheck to find I was shorted on my paycheck10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I realize my breakfast used up my entire allotment of carbs for the day. All 37 grams of them10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my bros are trying to make fun of me for being on pinterest.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I realized I procrastinated making an OKCupid profile by making an OKCupid profile for a supervillain9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Yeah but seriously, this apparently passes as logic in some circles10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Yeah but seriously, this apparently passes as logic in some circles10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You asked for it, I am currently dying my chest/stomach hair purple. Just for you!10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a 25 year old when I'm posting to personalfinance while at work, at 9pm on a saturday.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Someone made a shitty comment in a cute post about cats. I told them I was impressed they managed that. This is their response.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/creepyPMs
MRW I realize Netflix has all six seasons of the Powerpuff Girls9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I learned that one of my coworkers is an evil comedic genius the likes of which I have never before witnessed.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my 'friends' start making really racist jokes after I call one of them for being racist, and then start dumping on Adventure Time, a show they admit to not actually watching.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Met a lovely ladytroll the other day. Just had a nice Skype date. She said she was going to have to stalk my reddit account. MRW10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My 3 mile aerobic base building run yesterday turned into a shirtless 6 mile run that ended because I was hungry8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
I was asking my fashion-bro for advice on buying new glasses when this happened9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
An hour and a half after my apartment warming party (that I'm throwing to help me be more outgoing) was supposed to start, and no one has shown up. HIFN.8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I have an important test at 10am today in one of my classes and got woken up at 5, 530, and 8. At 8 they were using a jackhammer. HIFW I realize the city is tearing apart the street right outside my driveway, so I cannot actually go. And they didn't tell me they were doing this.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Bro 1 to the table The problem is, I need $300 to buy a car Bro 2 Oh really? Here's $300, go buy a car Approximately Bro 1's reaction9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I ate a Seafood Crepe yesterday at work. And also there might be more today9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Work underpaid me 15 hours and today's only manager has no idea how to fix it, I had plasma douche all of over me (twice) today, and for the last 6 hours it has felt like something inside my knee is escaping. So, I got off and bought wine and icecream. Then I remembered I still have work tomorrow.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm waiting for my boss to get around to noticing we've been under a tornado watch for the last hour9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When someone I've known for over a decade goes from not posting political stuff, to posting pretty extreme right wing/conservative stuff, to posting racist stuff10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm looking at fitness pics on reddit and the subreddits with actual dick aren't marked as not SFW, but the subreddits with no dick are marked not SFW8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
Spent two weeks (TWO WEEKS) memorizing mostly irrelevant bullshit about CPUs and CPU sockets for an IT certificate. Take a prep test and got a 48% because the mostly irrelevant bullshit I memorized didn't include in the non-standard name for the fucking CPU sockets that the test decided to use.8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
MRW my bro starts complaining at the restaurant that after he ordered the greasiest thing on the menu, I ordered the most nutritious9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
HI (still) F after drinking an energy drink. Today is going to be a long day Trolls.8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I go to order $160 in parts to fix my car before Wednesday's blizzard, and my options are wait a week or pay $140 in shipping8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a coworker says girls are asking to be looked at when they wear tight/revealing clothing, and I'm in no position to tell him to stfu.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW my boss is chewing me out for clocking in 15 minutes early... because I started working 15 minutes early10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How I'd like to react when someone implies I'm a fake geek because I confused two movies10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW taking a prep test for an IT cert and the question is about Ubuntu, and all of the answers are Windows tools8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
Recently bought a car for the first time, and any screw ups I've made are lessons learned. Current lessons: paid almost a grand too much, new catalytic converter, probably new front axle. HIFN10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I come up with what I think would be a great idea for a website, start making it, and then realize what I wanted to do is a standard Kindle feature.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
You guys, I volunteered for overnight overtime at my job, and I have a blood draw tomorrow that I have to fast for, so I front loaded on caffeine. My blood is, like, 40% energy drinks right now. For the love of god, send help!8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I kept wondering why I felt so full and sluggish all day. MRW I realized it's because my dinner was 130g of protein.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
Other than the sound track for Mulan and Hercules, what is your pump up/running music8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
So far, I looked at an awesome apartment, but they were 20 minutes late and I locked my keys in my car. But I managed to break into it easily, and the staff seemed to enjoy watching me9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I just realized I checking TrollX instead of what I meant to do tonight. Which is basically 'figure out my life'10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The classics are a classic for a reason: omelette with hashbrowns, maple bacon, mixed fruit, coffee, Courage the Cowardly Dog. It's gonna be a good day9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollCooking
I haven't check the updates in my TrollX/TrollY multireddit in 2 days. There are 430 posts. MFW10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW the adult bookstore I applied to on Thursday for teh lulz calls me for an interview.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Today is my Friday. I have worked 52 hours this week, which included three rolling 12 hours shifts. MRW I get home at 430am9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, a lot of you are going through some stuff, so here, have this thing I made for you!10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Random insulting PM about a 2 month old post from a user I don't recognize.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/creepyPMs
HIF after basically making no progress after an hour of trying to get my W2 from two employers.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, I just applied to work at a dirty bookstore. I have never been there, and don't think I'll be hired. I don't actually care about working there. I just thought it would be hilarious to apply. HIFN10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I go to reedit a short story I wrote that I remember being pretty good10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I take a prep test for an IT cert, and the right answer was not mentioned in the book, so I had no way to get the answer right8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
HIF Saturday driving home from work in a blizzard while chanting I'm not die, I'm not gonna get into an accident, I'm not gonna slide off the road, because I'm controlling my speed, I'm not gonna slide, and I'm staying on the straight and narrow, and when I get home I'm getting drunk10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
One of my favorite authors had a movie adaption come out Friday (Horns). I had plans to see it today. The release, however, is so incredibly limited, they may as well have not bothered. HIF10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It was only later that Ulrich realized he failed his sense motive check, and had bought a dog, not a bear cub.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/dndmemes
HIFW I want to get back into martial arts, but every school near only offers classes while I'm at work9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
On Monday I told my boss's boss that I shouldn't be assigned to a job that involves standing all day because my knees are bad. Tuesday he moved me from a job where I'm sitting to standing.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Re: FPH subs are going to be trending tomorrow. Creeper was kind enough to include my full comment9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I don't like security work, but fuck it, it's better than dealing with this nonsense10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
hey, that hurt! Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's ok, let me hug you! I'm sorry11yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/aww
HIFW I meet up with a few thousand people I should be instant friends with and walk away thinking I have nothing in common in these people10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Gals, is there a not-dickbag way to ask a ladyfriend to introduce me to one of her friends?10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I've been pretty sure I'd enjoy Parks & Rec, but was worried about watching it. Found an episode while channel surfing. MRW10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW at work trying to reteach myself trig, and a homework problem is an irrational number. And it turns out to be right9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF at 4am after spending the last three hours listening to Tom Waits, Radiohead, and several versions of Mad World while writing a horror short story and I am extremely proud of.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Reddit is really living up to all of my expectations and hopes and dreams for it10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got home from an interview where I'll be contracted to work with my favorite omnipotent, evil company: Google. HIF10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, a lot of you are going through some stuff, so here, have this thing I made for you!10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Yeah, I'm doing 16 hours of overtime this week. What's that, you need someone to come in early? Sure, we can go ahead and made it an even 20 hours of OT this week9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Dennis Miller reports incorrect unpledged delegate count, and then claims there is a conspiracy against Bernie.8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/badpolitics
HIFW I realize I'm organizing and hawking TrollProm... and I can't actually go10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, am I drunk? I might be drunk. I just watched Zoolander, and this was my reaction10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW someone creeps through 10+ months of my post history to send me vaguely threatening PMs (also, hello creeper!)9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Today is my mom's birthday. My very pregnant sister is being induced, so my mom has to share her birthday. My mom's RW I told her10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a very white coworker refers to a black coworkers as the colored girl9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a trans friend links me to her talking about trans issues and being engaged by a TERF10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
A buf coworker pulled out his lunch in the break area. It took me saying keto three times for him to figure out I wasn't saying ghetto9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/trollfitness
Alright Trolls, I give in. At TrollProm Saturday I will get drunk and dye my chest hair. You have twenty eight hours to decide amongst yourselves what color10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realize a lot of the banner ads and spam I've been seeing lately are from my old work, who fire me for reasons that are either completely insane, or extremely illegal (your choice)10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I find there's a subreddit for my new favorite MMA fighter. Only to realize how much of it is people talking about how hot she is10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I was dissembling a dead laptop to practice for an A+ exam, and realized I pulled out the hard drive.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
Fake Nerd Problem Number 3,487: The new Star Wars trailer inspires confusion, not hype9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I spend almost 2 weeks trying to figure out how to write story, finally figure it out, write it and then realize it sucks and I have to basically rewrite it. And I don't have the wine to fucking rewrite it tonight.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
So you're saying if I just bother to apply to this decent job I'm pretty much guaranteed to get it and start monday? I think I'm going to mess around on reddit for 8 hours...10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
And in part 2 of our ongoing series Reddit living up to my hopes and dreams10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I'm playing agario and I'm being stalked by two players that are on the leaderboard9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm comforting an ex I have a weird relationship with about her recent break up, and she starts making comments that make me think she wants to get back together10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Quickly everyone, come join /r/TrollMeta! It's shiny and new!10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Not that I'm complaining of course, but someone here really loves /u/CreamPieSatan10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realize today is Zombreness's birthday, and I still haven't gotten her a gift for last year8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as I think about tomorrow. Replacing the hood on my jeep and taking it to get the fuel system problem diagnosed. Since it turns off instead of idling, I'm expecting this to be a nightmare.10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Reddit is really living up to all of my expectations an hopes and dreams for it10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Scammers keep calling my house. Sick of it, when one called this time I threatened to kill the caller. She called back 5 minutes later to call me an asshole10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Could use some cosplay-related fashion advice, especially from Trolls familiar with Sandman8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/asktrolly
When my bro thinks he's going to be able to transfer to a four year program with an associates and have 3 semesters worth of classes.9yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollDevelopers
Trolls, a lot of you lately seem to be having issues meeting grills. Well...10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I notice the lady I'm kind of crushing on is looking for a running partner on Facebook... and someone already volunteered10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Seems vaguely relevant to this sub: Abstract Uterus by Kate Lacour10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I get one of my missing W2's in the mail (post marked Feb 12), and someone from the other company calls and emails me my other W210yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Trolls, what fitness websites do you use that have social elements?10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW I go to get my new part of my vehicle, to be told the part isn't in, I actually need bodywork done anyways, to go to the nearest body shop to be told it be would atleast $700 and I can do it myself. But the Napa right across the street doesn't have service manuals10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
There's a con tomorrow in my town. I know hardly anyone that will be there, most of them I'm trying to avoid, I don't get cosplay, and only want to go to 2 panels. Why am I going again?10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Could use some cosplay-related fashion advice, especially from Trolls familiar with Sandman8yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/AskTrollX
How should I ask out a lady I'm 90% sure wants to go out with me, but who works all the time?10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW I get banned from a second SRS subreddit, while being far and away the most popular in SJ subs10yr ⋅ HumanMilkshake ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome