How do I tell my boyfriend that I don't really like the Christmas gift he got for me?

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I want to hit on random men, but I need help with my words! Suggestions?

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What are some of the best phrases that create sexual tension? Alternatively, what are some of the best pick up lines that you have ever heard of or witnessed being used or the best rejections?

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TrollX here looking for advice! Dudebros, what's the best technique a lady friend has used on you while giving a blowjob?

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Trolls, I bought my husband jeans that fit him great, except the crotch area is... eye-catching. What level of bulge is considered decent?

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What would be the female equivalent here? Like what social experiment could girls go through to experience something they had no idea guys dealt with?

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I'm [f] currently dating a guy who's still a virgin. Now I've never had sex with a virgin before and was wondering whether you had any hot tips on how to make him feel the most comfortable and secure about himself as possible as we head into that direction? Any thoughts are appreciated :)

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(Xpost from trolly) I'm fighting it but my depression is kicking my ass, and I'm failing at everything. Especially dating and socializing. Any advice for getting out of a rut?

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Fellow trolls, how do you meet people in the real world?

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Ancient 30yo grill here, how do I meet similarly prehistoric y-chromosome holders?

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What is a successful date in your opinion?

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Boytrolls...It's looking like I'm gonna be the first for my new guy, while I'm more experienced. Any tips so I don't terrify him? (Xpost /r/asktrollx)

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Grill here and I'm about to move in with 3 male roommates: What do I need to know?!

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Real Talk: how does one introduce feminism to a life long misogynist?

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Trolls I need your help. I have questions for those who've been cheated on or suspected their SO of cheating.

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Our sister sub has a thread about clothes that make them feel fierce. What about, you trollbros? What do you do to make yourselves feel unstoppable?

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Something I've always wondered about: How do men ride bicycles? Does your junk not get in the way?

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Do guys like to be called cute?

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I'm a lady crushing on a Starbucks barista that I've only seen once. The next time he asks for my name for the drink, I want to ask if I can give him my number instead. How would you feel as the barista in that situation?

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What are your dominant woman fantasies? Trying to rock the socks off a not so platonic friend...

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I just started seeing this guy, and he's great - but his apartment is a fucking mess. What's the best way to bring it up?

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Trolls, do you ever feel like girls only like you for your vibrant plumage?

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How do guys really feel about texting?

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Help, I need masculine/neutral gifts for a family exchange! Any ideas?

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Guys who have been told by a girl it was too soon after their last relationship, did you ask again later, and what happened?

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Can you make sense of your past relationships?

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I'd like some gift ideas for a beardy, long-haired man who looks a bit like this. Any suggestions?

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Are these red flags ?

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Kinda boring question, but very curious nonetheless -- when hugging a friend with boobs, how aware are you of boobs?

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Since my last gf (over a year ago) I have had no interest in dating anyone whatsoever. Is this normal? (More in comments)

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If you could have any fictional character lead your country, who would it be, and why?

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So hubs just went to the bathroom wearing new boxer briefs I got from American eagle and there was no hole in the front to go to the bathroom through? Is it normal for boxer briefs from there to leave out that feature?

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What are the things your past GFs were surprised to learn about the male body?

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Wearing Pink. Do you do it? Why or why not?

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So, my BF doesn't post about me on social media. Is this a problem?

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Hey troll guys, recommend me some good humorous sci-fi? Already love Douglas Adams, just discovered Charles Stross.

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Have you tasted your own semen? If yes, what did you think? If no, why not aren't you curious?

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Attention: Trolls who code! How did you get started? Recommend any helpful learning programs?

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Trolls, I asked the guy I'm talking to out last night over text, got no response. What do I do now? Let it go?

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TrollY's who like Pedicures-How can I sell Pedi's to my husband? What are selling points for you? His feet are just horrid!

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Red flags or am I paranoid?

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Did any of you gentlemen have the what if I'm secretly actually a prince(ss) fantasies when you were a kid?

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Girls warming their feet/hands on you -- endearing or infuriating?

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How would you like to be approached by a woman... if at all?

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How to connect with my brother/offer company?

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Help me TrollY, you're my only hope! I know this question must be asked A LOT but I really need some help with this one since it's a first no-go for me. More info in comments.

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At what point do you throw out worn-out underwear? When do you consider them to be worn-out?

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How the fuck do you make putting on a condom sexy? gif unrelated

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What are some TrollY-ish books that have non-traditional male characters? I'm getting tired of books that present a very narrow-minded definition of masculinity.

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Automatic left swipes on Tinder?

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Have you ever lost attraction to a woman once you saw her naked ?

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Okay TrollY, break out the throwaways if you must, but: What's your fetish?

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Ok bros, pull out your phones, what do you look like?!

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Troll y, where do you go when you're going out?

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What are your favorite podcasts and why?

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The girls asked me to take them on a man-crawl in Boston. Looking for recommendations.

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What dick in a box like surpise can a girl make?

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Help with gift ideas for a guy I fancy. I have some ideas and want to run it past y’all (text in comments)

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How much do guys really care about bush during sex? Can I just maintain it normally or is waxing an absolute MUST?

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Just broke up with someone who only wants women who don't want him back. What?

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After years and years of living in the friend-zone with many guy friends, I have finally decided to make a bold move. I asked a friend on a date, he said yes... and now I am over-thinking EVERYTHING. Please help me calm the fuck down, TrollY brothers.

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Update: asked guy out, got this in response. (my name). I'm a little worried. I feel like I'm not as engaged with being in a relationship yet as you are. I worry that'll cause problems. What do? Bad or good?

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I've been doing relationships wrong. Help my marriage, please? Specifics in comments.

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I matched with someone I kinda know on tinder. I wasn't expecting anything when I swiped right and now I'm freaking out over what to do.

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Alright germs, how has lurking on trollX or twoX helped redefine your view of the world? ladles, has lurking oneY and trollY helped redefine your views?

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What do you think is an appropriate friendship when in a relationship?

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Is it a bad idea to date my ex boyfriends friend?

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Hi TrollY! I'm in need of some help thinking about some generally nice things/surprises I can do for my SO beyond terrible pickup lines, cooking cheesy pasta and talking about his butt (11/10). Suggestions?

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Are there any tricks or shortcuts to getting over a relationship? I just want to move on and stop feeling like turds.

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What would you say... you DO here? (what do you guys do for work? - just interested.)

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How would you finish Home is where ___?

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How do you find good gifs? Do you keep a collection on your computer for the right time? Or do you search when the mood strikes you?

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A guy friend of mine asked for non-toxic alternatives to the more popular dude-interest subs and blogs. What are your favorite guy communities?

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What fictional couple oh-so-perfectly describes you and your SO?

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He hasn't responded to my text, and it's making me feel like I am a crazy person. Texting etiquette?

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I do not understand what happened ( long text)

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Could use some cosplay-related fashion advice, especially from Trolls familiar with Sandman

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What can someone do to help you relax in a flirtationship?

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Oh wise dudes, I need your advice. My SO and I are not getting to see one another because of his job's current need to work OT every day. Do you guys have any input on ways that I can spoil him once he gets home?

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Guys, what does it mean when a guy acts interested but then takes days to text back?

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Is she being put back because she actually has a boyfriend, or because he thinks she's rude for assuming that he rescued her hoping for a date?

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Hey dudes, any trollish things to do in San Fran with the SO/a good SF sexy time shop?

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Hi troll guys, I want to make a videogame for my bf, any idea? He likes RPG & FPS games

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Well, DO twins have the same sized penis? Can anyone verify?

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Alright asktrolly I'm finally ready to date again or at least ready to see whose out there. However I live in a semi-small town and I can't seem to escape my Ex's pack of friends or their realm of influence and I'm wondering where to go to meet new people. Has anyone else ever had this problem?

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What do you expect to hear in return when you tell us we're pretty?

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If you could travel to one place (in Europe) where would you go?

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How do you tell the difference between flirty/interested and just plain friendly women?

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My last few dates have been starfishes. Any tips on what to do about it?

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I need advice on a situation with a girl from work

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Discovered I might be trans (a guy instead of a girl), and all my awesome role models (Granny Weatherwax-style) are female. Where do I start looking for new ones?

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My boyfriend never wants me to pay. As his woman, I feel it's my duty to help him in the small way I can, and I see that him paying for everything is unfeasable, so I pay anyway. This leads to pouting and sometimes even worse. How do I deal? How can I make it easier on him? (full story in comments)

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Looking for super stylish trolls for input on hairstyles [see comments]

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What's the most surprising thing that's happened to your genitalia recently?

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Trollers, where the devil are you all?

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I don't feel anything when wearing a condom. Makes doing the deed kinda difficult. Any advice?

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How do I meet people and make friends?

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Nether region manscapers - what's your preferred method? Nair? Wax or sugar? Fire? Shaving by a barber hopefully NOT named Ramsay?

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How do I get my husband to value hygiene?

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What's your favorite type of peanut butter and why?

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What's your favorite video game to play and on what console?

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Why does my SO always want sex when he's sick? When I'm sick all I want to do is be left the fuck alone.

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Should I just not respond to guys at all if I'm not interested in them?

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What did you SO say that left you confused?

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Trolldudes, what does it *really* mean when a guy says that you're trouble?

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I met a guy for coffee this morning and he seems really interesting and pretty nice...but...oh, god, I need your help, Troll Y.

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My SO, says when he sees pictures of any women he's attracted to (bikini, gonewild, insta pics), he immediately thinks of what dirty/sexual thing he'd do to them ie. aww I'd love to bury my face/dick/finger into her ass/titties/pussy. He feels really guilty about it. More deets in the comments.

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What's your way of responding to a compliment?

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Troll bros, my BF has requested that I join his for his next haircut. What's in right now? (details in comments)

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I finished all my classes and don't have any of my exams until next Friday. I need stuff to do. Any suggestions?

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AskTrollY, where the fuck are you guys from? Do you like it?

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Ladies want to know: Do you ever feel used after sex or is there a way to ask you to leave without making you feel like a piece of meat?

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I need to start over. Any trolls know of good (hopefully inexpensive) cities to move to? Also, does anyone have advice on trying to move for the fuck of it?

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What are you proud of?

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How do you handle other's emotions?

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Guys with an obvious bald patch... To shave or not to shave? Why?

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My boyfriend has really low levels of testosterone and is too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it. Has anyone had any good or bad experiences with supplements that they could share with me? More info in comments.

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Need some advice about growing up on this path from another guy that's been through it.

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Do you feel like when a woman doesn't get angry with you she doesn't care about you?

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How do I figure out the right amount of space in a new relationship?! Especially since he isn't great with communicating via phone but has great communication skills in person.

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Hey trolly, would any of you fellas be interested in joining the trollx meetup at DragonCon in a few weeks?

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TrollY, how's your relationship with your parents?

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If there are so many lonely people, why are there so many lonely people? (x-post /r/showerthoughts)

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Feeling very conflicted after the discovery that my boyfriend is into tentacle porn. Any of you lovely people willing to give me tips how to deal with it & calm my overthinking mind and also explain the appeal?

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Hi Gentlemen, I am meeting my boyfriend's parents tomorrow. Are there any tips you could give me that might make the experience better?

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Afternoon TrollY, what do you look for in a romantic partner?

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Fuck, I spent so much of my time with him that now, I feel he doesn't even care to be around me. Playing hard to get is not my forte and not worth it. Is this just a bump in the road or should I cut my losses?

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When was the last time you made a promise to yourself, and kept it?

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How do you deal with people that piss you off?

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TrollY, what's the most impressive thing that you've cooked recently?

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What tips do you have for eating her out?

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Help me not mess things up with a very confusing crush

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Troll bros, am I doing this relationship thing right?

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I need to ask about neckbeards.

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My husband agreed to grow his beard out on the condition that I care for it. What the hell do I do now?

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How the hell do people meet at bars?

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Advice to just ignore them isn't working! TrollY, what can I yell back at catcallers to make them think twice about ever doing it again?

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Is there an IRC chat for TrollYs and TrollXs?

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Since TrollX and TrollY are so loved up, why not have a Troll4Troll service?

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What did your SO shout at you for recently that you couldn't be bothered with?

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How to hint to a guy that you're not into his beard?

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What is the one gif you've always wanted to use but have never had the right moment?

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Which female character would you like to cosplay and why?

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Hey guys, up for a beer exchange with the ladies of /r/asktrollx?

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I have a cool dudebro who wants to join reddit but is looking for cool subs/reasons to join...

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