Can we make this picture a top result on Google Image Search for Giant Douche?7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/IASIP
Driving by a Chipotle Semi. It takes a certain kind of thief to post this notice.10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/funny
I asked the hostess to draw Bender riding a dinosaur. Was not disappointed.10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/funny
My buddy just bought a house and is still trying to grasp the concept of marriage.10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife told me she wanted to become a trophy wife. I told her she needed to look like a trophy wife first.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you haven't worked in the position you're criticizing, shut up.10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is how I feel when I let pedestrians walk in front of my car.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My son graduated Kindergarten today. They had a wall of pictures where the kids showed what they wanted to be when they grow up. I'm proud.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/StarWars
If you sit at a table and act like a dick to impress your date...11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Started watching Lost for the first time and I realized why all the weird shit is happening on the island: it's because of The Nightman.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/IASIP
GGG Chipotle. It was completely my fault and they went above and beyond.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As someone that lives in west coast and just spent a week in Florida.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What the fuck is this shit? It's like they've never heard of Chardee McDennis.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/IASIP
My 6 month old is teething and my 2 year old had his binky taken away. This is how I feel.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found an old picture of my family when we were young. The look on my dad's face says it all.7yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/pics
Found this out when my new daughter peed on me. I'm a 28 year old college graduate. Not proud of this one.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Had an interview where I was asked what my favorite fruit was, what my idea of a perfect picnic was, and how I worked with people telling me what to do.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A daily thought when you're in the service industry for 10+ years.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Thinking about arriving at a restaurant five minutes before it closes?10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm not a violent person, but something about hipsters channels by inner rage.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I work in the service industry and have to deal with these drunken assholes for a month.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's like the universe is trying to tell me something but I'm not sure what.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't 30 minutes before my weekend.11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Whenever the asshole behind me is driving with his brights on...11yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
And then they all try handing you their payment at the same time.10yr ⋅ holder_account ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals