I always loved Nelson's Novelty Study Aid business. What other absurd concepts are played completely straight on the show?2mo ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
XFL Championship Game Thread: Arlington Renegades (4-6) @ DC Defenders (9-1)1yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Not looking to yuck anyone's yum, just wanted to drop this Papa John's update4yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/MBMBAM
Hope you can be as relaxed this Sunday as Boomhauer tanning in an inner tube while chilling his six-pack of Alamo in the cool, crisp waters of the Brazos River1yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I put my homemade football on hold and set to work making the world's greatest bat.10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, look. This has spring snakes inside, but the suckers will think it's beer nuts. Mmm, beer nuts.9yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to show up. They barely even won.10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The reason we're not allowed in the forbidden barn is because there is no intergalactic spaceship. He's taken our money just so he can ...5yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why jerk my neck around like a goon when Tyranno-vision decides what I should look at?10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can't we go home yet? My feet hurt. All this fresh air is making my hair move. And, I don't know how much longer I can complain.8yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above,' but I guess we're stuck.10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It is in perma-mint condition. If you spill soda on it, the drops fly off harmlessly onto lesser comics.10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it. Homer, The Car Built for Homer.9yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Say, dad, want go see my project for the school science fair? No, Lisa. But I sure don't want to eat this crappy breakfast.10yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you like refund adjustments, and the music I play, send a check to my friend Ralph, and he'll mail you a tape.9yr ⋅ emolga587 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons