MFW I've binged 6 seasons of Buffy in less than a month at the age of 33, having never seen it before7yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Saw this pic of Ginsburg giving Scalia the evil eye, and suddenly I'm sure this is the grownup version of the Could you fucking NOT face9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm supposed to leave work at 4, but I leave at 3:58 instead.8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I closed today! I bought my first place ever, Lady Trolls!!!9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF like I look right now, after just having had all 4 wisdom teeth cut out from under my gums.9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The moment you truly realize your boyfriend is dating you for your dog...8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Take an ice bath after your long runs they said. It'll aid in recovery they said.8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Rest your back legs, stand on front legs, rest your head. Yeah, that looks super comfy, Silly Dog...9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
HIFW I realize that I'm slouching in from of my computer braless, dipping Madeline cookies into my Vodka Cherry Coke, trying to come up with witty 'Click Bait' titles for my favorite books to impress people online. Useless? Classy? You decide.9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I broke my ankle on Sunday, had surgery on Tuesday, and this is how Brego has been the entire time. Trying to heal me with puppy love.8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
[FO] Made this for my gamer BF for Xmas. He LOVED it! Thanks to you guys for having it here for me to find!!!9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/CrossStitch
HIFW my soot sprite slippers came in last night, 2 weeks before the earliest expected delivery date!7yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Omfg TrollXers...I just made the most AMAZEBALLS drink with vodka, donut liquor, vanilla almond milk, and chai tea concentrate. It's so delicious. Swooooon9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy tries to hit on me while I'm reading at the bar with this this opening line Reading is stupid. I hate reading. Why are you reading at the bar?...9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollBookClub
HIF at 2 am on my 33rd birthday, sitting on the couch drinking vodka and eating peanut butter out of the jar, watching Parks & Rec reruns8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I drop my computer off at BestBuy to get fixed, and then they email me telling me that it's been picked up. I go to the store to figure out what's going on, and they literally can't find my computer ANYWHERE.8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollAnxiety
What would dinner be, without a side of Begging-Eyes, and a dash of Whining?9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Welcome to Catburger, home of the Catburger, can I take your order?8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The Pit Bull I saved on Thursday is curled up on my ass and snoring. <311yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Don't self-rape your sin cave! (Xpost from /r/funny) Jeeeeeeeez.....9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Chansey found, Haggard Park in Plano, near the pond, ~10pm last night.8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/PoGoDFW
Imbued with infinite, god-like patience, and the ability to interpret my nonsense into real words, AND THEN FIX ALL THE THINGS AT NO EXTRA COST...10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In light of last years Christmas Wine Tree Miracle...do you trolls think I have enough time before Christmas to make one of these?9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Assistant Director Walter Skinner just called me into his office. Pretty sure I'm getting fired.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/catpictures
HIFW I have a thousand things to do, but my internet is broke. AT&T thinks a line is cut, but they won't send a tech out til Friday (for which I'll need to take a whole day off work) and class is tomorrow. I can't do homework, pay my bills, watch netflix, or my blurays, AND I'M OUT OF VODKA.9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the park is closed, but you just need 1 more Dratini to get your Dragonite...8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/PoGoDFW
You know how I know it's finally winter? I am so itchy all the time, and scratching my itches so hard that I'm causing scabs and bleeding. Me IRL rn9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't always get a chew toy, but when I do I carry it around in my mouth like a cigar all night til its soggy and gross11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
The dangers of drinking wine. Lesson 1. Normally I'm a vodka drinker. I currently feel like wine bottles should come with more than just a surgeon general's warning...9yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is the last time I'll ever see this sight--Wonderpup the One-Nut Mutt is getting fixed today.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
HIFW I pour myself a drink, set it on the coffee table, lay down on the couch, and realize that I can no longer reach my drink.10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The only way Brego will let me do my homework is if I share the computer chair with him...10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
I saved Brego on Thursday, and already he's watching Star Trek with me. :-)11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Peaches showed up after only two days of playing this game. I can quit now, right?8yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/nekoatsume
HIFW my one-time friend makes her 5th separate, unrelated FB post about being profiled as a dumb, white, tattooed bitch--and each post has at least 2 words misspelled, and they all end in her screaming at management or corporate.10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you run out of bones, just nom on cinderblocks. Next best thing, really.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Are Pit Bulls full grown at a year old? How much bigger will my Brego get? He's 55lbs and a year old now.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Cuddlin' after a tearful viewing of Beyond The Mython Netflix. Go watch it you guys. So sad and enlightening11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
I catch so much shit from my friends for crushing hard on Adrien 'The Schnoz' Brody as they call him10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/WeirdCelebCrushes
My Pit Bull brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like he's better than ours. Damn right, he's better than yours. I could stud him but I'd have to charge.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
Tonight Brego came back from a month at Board & Train!!!! I missed him so much!10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/pitbulls
I bought for my pit, but it was too small for him...so I put it on my roomies doxie. Link is less than amused.11yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/Dachshund
Who would I call about getting this situation resolved? I have no idea if those are electric lines or phone lines or what they are, but that seems pretty unsafe. There are two or three like that in a row.10yr ⋅ DestructorKitten ⋅ r/Dallas