The rage-filled tail twitches of the squirrels when they realized that strawberries were permanently off the menu made every penny spent worth it4d ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/gardening
A I woke my owner up at 4:30am, kept him from going back to sleep, then stole his spot in the bed when he got up blep7yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/Blep
I always appreciate when baby books include characters I can relate to3yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/beyondthebump
[FO] My first pattern mashup and first time trying embroidery stitches, and it turned out so cute!2yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/CrossStitch
The bushy-tailed hellspawn will have to work for their tomatoes this year.7yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/gardening
Language development just can't match the deliciousness of cotton apparently3yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/beyondthebump
My blueberry bushes show their thanks for getting them through the freeze3yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/AustinGardening
Butt wiggles are great, but capturing the pre-zoomie stance is a rare treat.6yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/cats
Austin Regional Clinic email regarding Covid vaccine availability - tldr: sign up anywhere you possibly can, ARC doesn't know when (or even if) they will get more3yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/Austin
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MRW I threw a washcloth on my junk and pretended it was a ghost9yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
WOULD ANY OTHER HUMANS DESIRE A HANDMADE SMOOTHIE? I MADE DUPLICATES WITH #include love.h!5yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
WRW I show off my dishwasher loading job and my gf says it is so good I should handle it from now on10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Pasta package crams in nutrition info for an extra non-standard serving size to inflate the advertised amount of protein5yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/assholedesign
Next guy to squat had me leave the weights, doubled it, then was extra grunty.10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When another cyclist starts objectifying one of the women in my riding group.10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I buy my cat Gravy Lover's cat food and she licks up all the gravy but eats none of the food8yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
An Eastern Whip-Poor-Will rather grumpy about getting trapped in a dog kennel8yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/birdpics
Often the pointless gendering manages to be insulting by omission. Adventure is for everyone darnit!7yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trig is hard, but circles are EZ - fast hunting using Venn diagrams8yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TheSilphRoad
Went to the newly opened adult novelty store after the gym and was the only male in there.10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Turning 30 and I have to decide whether to fight for a promotion I'm not sure I want.10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The lady at the froyo place gave me a *look* after seeing my decadent concoction.10yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The best i can do when asked my size now that vanity sizing is showing up in men's clothing11yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The stores are filled with pink candy and I'm counting down the days until Feb 15 sales11yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Sometimes I forget about the in game voice chat and everyone gets to hear my talking-to-cat voice11yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
A shoot of grass is growing all the way up the inside of this sign11yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I made some canvas bags because of an upcoming bag ban, now everyone I show them to wants some!12yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/sewing
How I envision the near-mythical unsolicited dating site message sender11yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
LPT: Convert your dwelling's coat closet into a bike rack with a single S-hook (or busted bottle cage)12yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/LifeProTips
The saddest thing you can see when you know the gas store is closed weekends 13yr ⋅ Derigiberble ⋅ r/Homebrewing