Gaming advice to live by.
My culture is not your goddamn armor.
My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.
A real gamer knows how to attach the tail.
Here’s a reminder that I play the same video games as you and a picture of one of the first things to come up when I search google for video games. Let’s see how many upvotes and gold I can get.
Daisy, Ridley, Daisy Ridley.
My favorite scene in Star Wars.
Everybody loves Siege Soundwave’s lamp post and I’m here patiently waiting for this to Bee announced.
Time to become the Black Panther
I really liked this ending.
The Perfect Couple. Let’s upvote this so it can be the top result of searches for the perfect couple.
Movies should have big anime titties and fat asses like in Sonic the Hedgehog.
Who wants to get paid when you can work for free?
100% Historically accurate, no paid DLC or micro-transactions, no options for gender, and timeless graphics. Let’s upvote this masterpiece.
Fall themed gummies are finally out.
I enjoy playing Xenoblade Chronicles X. There is only once thing that I had trouble with in the game.
I made a working printable clock. It is always correct.
Gamestop Giving Away 10 Nintendo Switch Zelda Bundles.
Lego robot feeds you toilet paper
I preordered from Gamestop.com. And it still hasn’t arrived. I ordered this from Amazon Japan weeks AFTER the Gamestop order shipped. I’m shocked and impressed.
Broken escalator = Temporary stairs. No problem here.
I never forget what time it is with this clock.
If it was free, I still wouldn’t be interested.
In the movie Mallrats, the Magic Eye poster was never a sailboat.
Finally got my amiibo shelf out of storage. All of Smash in one place.
An Updated Photo of my Amiibo Collection (Green Yarn Yoshi is hiding behind Detective Pikachu)
Let’s upvote this so that when people google GROOVY the first thing they see is what groovy looks like.
Each time I’m required to change my password.
I saw this at Target today. My home is Alaska.
 My favorite photo of my red haired Zorua.
 I got my second Mareanie. I have yet to encounter a shiny Corsola
What a bunch of jokers.
My nephew broke the feet off of his Magatron. With the help of Cog, we were able to make him walk again.
I Found One!!! Wait a minute...
Jay and Silent Bob make an appearance in Scream 3 and Scream makes an appearance in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back.
I drew Pac-Man as he appears in Super Smash Bros.
The new DLC for Splatoon 2 looks amazing.
This is my Zelda 2 within the Breath of the Wild map theory. It's color coded to similar structures and compares two different officials Zelda 2 maps.
The Ultimate Soundwave Lamp Post Mode
Frieza Final Form!
Challah, bread challah.
I found this severed dog head. They said it would take 20 minutes to bleed out all over me. Awesome.
This sums up every Wii U I see for sale on Craigslist, Offerup, Letgo ect...
I corrected the Avengers Infinity War movie poster as best as I could.
What do you people think of my Mario collection?
Who remembers this early form of loot boxes/micro-transactions?
Detective Pikachu is not an amiibo supported by Super Smash Bros.
Is this an appropriate License Plate?
If you have this, it’s now xxxx/999. Number 0403 was just lost to the Alaska earthquake of 2018.
Just a reminder: Epic Bad, Buy Skyrim, Geraldo Good, Cyberpunk Good, Give Me Gold, Also My Grandpa Dies And I Find 9001 TB of MineCraft Porn In His GameCube. Did I Forget to Mention EA Bad too?
Maybe this is why U.S. hasn't seen pre-orders yet.
How many up-votes can we get for the Holy Trinity?
I love that kid link can scan into super smash bros as fierce diety link
I just got one of these for my 4 year old son. My wife wasn't too thrilled.
If your Chicken isn’t partially raw, you don’t know how to eat chicken?!
I fixed the Spider-Man Symbol Evolution info-graphic I found on r/spiderman
A blast from the past I found in one of my bags the other day.
It was me all along.
 Finally. After days of hunting. I get my own pile of gold bricks.
 &  After catching my first shiny legendary, I decided to catch at least one shiny a day for a whole month (5/14-6/13). These are the results.
Since everyone is posting sExY gAmEr GiRl CoSpLaY, can we get some upvotes of this GaMeR gIrL dressed up as EA.
I found a photo on r/gaming and thought I'd invest but, I don't understand the whole concept of investing.
A picture of the movie theater promo stand for the live action movie Ghost in the Shell.
I finally put up some shelves for my spouse’s Lego Architecture collection. The off one is a mock set I made of our favorite home.
 Finally, my own dusk form. Now to get the day form and complete the ohana.
An Interesting Title
LPT: Want unlimited power? Get a USB power-bank and plug it into itself whenever it’s low. You’ll never have to look for an outlet ever again. Great for traveling.
 127 Magikarps, a couple more eggs, and a Transfer to hatch this Hardy guy. He has his HA too! 😍
Why’s they have to bring Grandpa into hairstyle gatekeeping?
I was trying to get to the MacStore to get the phone repaired. Siri had other plans.
I would cover my car in velvet if it was socially acceptable.
I remember the time I asked my sister what a promise was. This was her answer.
After all my hard work with the first quest and this is all he’s got to say!?!
Apparently, you can’t be a woman without driving a stick shift.
Wow, it looked like there would be more.
Stunt doubles in Spider-Man (2002)
[mobile] During the Drowzee event, the one shiny I encountered ran away from me. I used up all of my lures (20+) trying to reclaim it as it is my favorite Pokemon in Go with no luck. Today, this little girl hatched from an egg left over from the Women’s Day event. Makes the sting hurt a little less.
Where do I find this pokemon?
Fuck those guys who want to swap The Witcher 3 for some other games. Upgeraldos to the left.
Apparently, someone doesn't like returning carts to the eastside Carrs.
Sorry for the banana quality, i took the picture with my phone.
See someone drowning, call 911. Works in every country too.
I don't feel so groovy.
The Walking Dead Final Season Demo appears to be back up on the PS Store NA. Looks like a good sign the season pass will be back soon.
I Got a Second End Level Display So I Could Display All My Mario Amiibo and Noticed Something Was Off...
A Confusing Movie Trilogy
I made a sql meme about the Prequel Trilogy.
 He’s wearing pink in support of his friend who’s low on health.
Bikini Bottom Gatekeeping.
[pogo] 24 Karat Magic In The AAAAAIIIR!
 Thank you, Gladion!
 On my lunch break, I decided I’d check and see if I could SOS a Sableye. It took only 9 calls to find the answer to that! I got her in a nest ball, she’s timid and has a keen eye.
Oh no! My pizza is ruined and completely useless now! How will i ever eat...
Because Alaska is the only place in the world where daylight lasts 20 hours or more in the summer.
 I finally got this shiny bug. He sure makes me look like a wimp!
Having a newborn has changed up how I game. How’s my new setup?
It's show off your display Saturday! Show me what you've got!
This Box of Raisins Got Dark Real Fast
A visual representation of the inner struggles when meeting new people.
Jumping Super Mario!
You’re trash r/ShowerThoughts
NES Classic Summer 2018 Edition (North America)
 An amazing member of my shiny family. I named him after the IGN of the redditor who traded me the egg because... they both share the same birthday!
 I always wanted to adopt a good boy! This one has the cutest smile and floppy ears.
This was up at my local Gamestop. I just want a second official controller for the system I bought last year. Pitiful numbers.
 After an hour and a half of poison/burns and a ton of berries, salandit shines! And a Female! HELLO future salazzle!
Do other OOB collectors save these?
 Right after I get a Sassy one, I get one in my other game with a timid synchronizer.
When my wife says we should make enchiladas for dinner tonight and I know the Aloha Poke Stop is on my way home from work.
 Been hunting on and off since February for this. Today, Omega Ruby didn’t disappoint. Less than 10 soft resets (this attempt) and she finally shined!
When you read rule 3
[ART] When I catch my 5th shiny Magikarp and the game asks me if I want to add it to my team or put it in a box.
Finally fixed the controller issue in the Mega Man Legacy Collection.
 128 SOS Calls in and this guy shines! Praise The RNG Gods!
When you’re watching the holy trilogy for the n^th time and your mom forgets to bring you a soda.
Let's take a moment to appreciate the three men behind the Unholy Trilogy.
Tobey Maguire VS The Avengers Spider-Man War (Corrected again per u/BobTheEgg 's request)
Custom amiibo shelving made for under $60.
Decided to try out the little guy. Very impressed with the picture. A little sad that I can’t utilize my composite cables, but still happy nonetheless.
Hey kids, buy these poptarts and throw them out so you can get free lootboxes.
 The first of the four shinies i got in the past 50 minutes. Wormholes are insane!
Gaming Gatekeeping. I saw this in a local gaming group on Facebook.
I saw this for sale online. I checked the Hasbro website. It's legit. Really, a game about stepping in SHIT! For a more authentic experience, go to the dog park barefoot.
Animal crossing amiibo cards comparison of what's out now vs what may be all that's coming out.
I took today's hot meme and made it more realistic.
Finally Got An Amiibo I Can Do Shots Out Of. (Amiibo Holding Winnner)
Found these at Target. They are meant for food storage. Do you think they would make good for single displays for amiibo?
Dark pit with the alternate green color...
Finally, my custom amiibo all in one photo. Now, featuring Wario.
Look everyone! My custom Fox is here to vanquish the darkness of space
When you have $5, no legos, no talent but you want Karma.
You may not be partying enough.
I guess many of us have expired before our time.
I just picked up one of these (Sony Trinitron KV-8AD11) on my way to work for $5. I haven't had a CRT in over 10 years and don't have room for a big one. How did I do?
PsBattle: Ivanka Trump smiling and passing an American Football.
Costs 10% of the price, comes with a bag that is far superior and it is actually fun to play with.
The look you give when someone says your post isn't front page material.
Want’s a cheap Nintendo Switch, but that’s not cheap enough.
Not only does the Prof. miss Mew flying around in the background of the new Pokemon Go splash screen, he also misses this naked woman who is about to be eaten by an Arbok.
When you’re playing Bayonetta and your Mom walks in.
I’m guessing someone already asked for the girl...
Donkey Kong Custom
Did anyone else give Epona to this guy?
This might be a new format!
Wendy has leaked a new Smash Bros fighter.
I sometimes forget which show I’m watching.
I’m using official component hookups on a LCD tv. Is that the best way to play this game?