Customer: Let me know when you are about to pull my truck in so I can get my raccoon and he sat in the lobby with a raccoon until his truck was done.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Not much flexibility in the abdomen of the american scorpion, but a quick sting.6yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/FullScorpion
Shot my first deer ever this morning. 10 point from about 80 yards, he ran about 40 yards. Im so stoked.6yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/Hunting
Anybody want to tell me how turtles keep getting in my yard? This is the second time, I have 6ft privacy fencing all around.2yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingGeniuses
Mitsubishi Lancer with the wrong rims. They didn't come close to touching the hub.4yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
'95 Avalon that's a complete POS save the cold air intake. What a waste.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
When you pet her she kicks her leg up. When you walk away she leaves it up stares at you with a hope for more pets.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/aww
Mayochup. Because it saves the strenuous effort of mixing your own.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/ofcoursethatsathing
A car came into my workplace today with a wrench in their tire.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Mighty fine book your reading there. It'd be a shame if i... Decided to sit DIRECTLY IN YOUR LINE OF SIGHT. Every time...6yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/cats
Febreeze works better if you don't shake it. Who'da thunk.5yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My fiancee hates spiders and usually tells me to kill them. But she said awww thats the tiniest little spider ever! And made me take him outside to be free.6yr ⋅ Crestfallencorpse ⋅ r/aww