Find and devour the seven crystal babies or you'll spend eternity trapped in Deep Didgeridoo!4yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Where are you off to, sweetie? Are you gonna go see 3 movies in a row so it seems like you're out doing something?4yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Here's a blow-dryer and some rattles to play with, there's the Drano in case there's a clog, soap's next to the radio and towels are on the roof5yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Jeni, don't stop Jeni....oh Richard Jeni, your comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions11mo ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Hey if we buy this, it says they will save a real gorilla in the wild!...And if we don't they'll kill one, wow these guys are playing hardball5yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
We are going to be banging so many hot chicks with jeans up to their navels11mo ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Meg why are you always here by yourself, are you like a bitch or something4yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
That was incredible, it's the first time I've had an orgasm out the front AND back4yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
couldn't figure out how to use your oven so I destroyed it in a blind rage, goodnight3yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
When Stewie beats up Brian for his $50, his toy putter morphs into a full-size golf club5yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
POV: you've been asked to serve an esteemed guest a veal parm sandwich with hot coffee1yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/CirclejerkSopranos
If Jaime, Derek, Stryker and Gronk all met, which cool guy aura would have preeminence?3mo ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Tony, these guys, they won't shut up about this fucking ramp1wk ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/CirclejerkSopranos
♫ Brent can't fit in the gloryhole and that's why we all like Brent ♫6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
I want to apologize for assigning lab partners yesterday, it has come to my attention that this is an English class6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
you know what give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea2yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/CirclejerkSopranos
I don't know what this is Peter but we're 4 months behind on the mortgage. I'm taking the kids and staying with my parents for a while6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Short people actually die sooner, since they smell more farts than the rest of us6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Cheating wife, crippled guy, a dog, dog-kiss...oh sounds like 'dog kisses crippled guy's wife at your party'6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
I'm a great guy, I'm unemployed but that makes her feel useful in the relationship6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
It was Peter who was causing my allergies, he stuffed our pillows with hay because he thought it looked comfortable in cartoons6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
I love reckless behavior, I'm going to reward you with my mouth while you're driving6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
This is our new bookshelf, and I think you'll find that it has more channels than any television we've ever owned.6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
It's okay to look the other way when y'all pass me on the street with your wives, I understand6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
You guys are gross but stick around just in case I don't find anybody else6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Guys I need help with the groceries, my undiagnosed mom injury is flaring up again7yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
The book is non-fiction, right? I always forget, is that the one where it really happened or not?6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
I'm playing Hitler, but he's a young Hitler, and he's got a rocking body. It's called Hotler!6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
You're going to watch me get pregnant, I wanna look directly at you when it happens6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Postage stamp from Eastern Rumelia, containing its name in Bulgarian, Turkish, Greek and French7yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/europe
Well there's only so many voices in the world, some of them are bound to be similar6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
I tried to straighten out 90s Canucks logo in photoshop, looks like this6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/canucks
It's expensive because you're paying on an ipad, now please select a gratuity of 60, 90, or 200%6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Looks like this will be a stander-upper in the garage...6%, gotta hustle!6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Meg, are you asking me in this day and age, whether it's appropriate for a girl to ask a boy out on a date? Of course it's appropriate, it's also sad and desperate and I would never do it, but you're not me are you sweetie? No, you're not8yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Found a rotting pepper in my driveway, made for a pretty decent flag of Portugal7yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/europe
All it takes is one guy, making one mistake one drunken night, sperm finding a fertile egg, you refusing to do what a sane woman would do...you got em Meg. You got em for life.8yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Do I have time to get a drink at the water fountain where the water does not crest above the dispenser?8yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Peter, people rely on the local news to provide them with several stories a year about how salt water taffy is made8yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
This silhouette always sticks out in my mind whenever I think of these guys5yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/Primus
Nelson Muntz is a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No matter how many beckoning fingers that steam morphs into or how badly it tries to sneak its way up your nose, I want you to resist the urge to levitate off the ground and float towards the pie8yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy
Quagmire I know you love staring like 300 feet into dead space but do you have any cool Vietnam stories?6yr ⋅ Clorst_Glornk ⋅ r/familyguy