MFW I go for the BJ just to realise that he smells kinda funky down there.9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
He moved on from leaving cat hair on my dirty laundry to leaving it on my entire wardrobe (in the back there, he's in fact sitting on my panties)7yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
MRW when I watch Legally Blonde for the first time at the age of 20 and realise it's actually fantastic!9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made an overview of the two teams my bofriend and I are supporting this year :)4yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/JellesMarbleRuns
[No Spoilers] I just started watching Campaign 2 (I know I'm very late to the game) and am already very obsessed and made a little character stats overview :)3yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/criticalrole
MRW the new guy starts calling me a bad girl midway through the BJ9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A (guy)friend of mine just left after visiting me for a few days and I finally got my room to myself again. Me for the past two hours.9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just had my last exam for the next two months!! Can't wait to finally be able to enjoy my summer! Cheers to all my fellow trolls :)9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just initiated a booty call for the first time ever, I'm about to go over to his place now, and god damn it, the anticipation is already killing me (in a very good way *_*)6yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO just broke up with me and I'm having my 5-year class reunion in a few hours. Ladies, how do you stop yourself from crying uncontrollably for just an evening?8yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It turned out during an internship that the job I was dreaming of doing and planning towards is not making me happy. Me right now, restarting from square one with no idea where I'm headed oO7yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm [f] currently dating a guy who's still a virgin. Now I've never had sex with a virgin before and was wondering whether you had any hot tips on how to make him feel the most comfortable and secure about himself as possible as we head into that direction? Any thoughts are appreciated :)7yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/asktrolly
MRW I've had kind of a heated discussion about modern feminism with the guy I'm seeing and he proceeds to call me on my anti-feminist behaviour - such as letting him open a door for me - for the entire evening9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I always ride my bike to university... But every time after leg day, the 15 minute ride gets me like:9yr ⋅ bauchfett ⋅ r/TrollXFitness