Breaking: The Be Sharps announce they will be removing their music from Spotify.2yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.4yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dump a tub of cereal and milk on a subway, make their staff clean it up, apologize for it, post a racist video immediately after.4yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
He's jumping out of the car, Kent. He's trying to climb over the fence. Now he's realizing he's too fat.1mo ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Won Worst Cooks In America, wasn't enough, had to pursue Worst Mother in America as well.3yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Some piece of shit cut the line to a gondola system for the second time in just over a year.3yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Thank you to (most of) the members of the Flying Hellfish, for your bravery and sacrifice.2yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.2yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you get lost, remember, you can always find east by staring directly at the sun.5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This judge goes easy on a teenage rapist because he comes from a good family.5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Remembering the time when I saw this April Fools article in a magazine about a LOTR kart racer for the PSP.3yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/gaming
A show of respect to Brittany Brockman, who was right about the Berlin Wall 30 years ago today.4yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. So I had to put seventeen bullets in him6yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A couple cleans out the entire meat section of a grocery store and brags about how there's nothing left for anyone else to the staff.4yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Me:6yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A food and alcohol delivery company actually tweeted this photo. The owner says it isn't racist because it's a beer bottle.5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
The unit doors in this new apartment building have peepholes for both adults and children.3yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The photo that Evan Conniver of the US State Department doesn't want anyone to see.3yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Seeing these fine young athletes, reveling in the humiliation of a vanquished foe...mmm, I haven't felt this energized since my last... boweling.5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse...7yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyone else have repressed memories due to your parents believing buying 52 games for you is better than buying one?5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/gaming
[Round 64913] What two names did the store in the middle work under? What made this store unique?5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/PictureGame
The cutlery at my restaurant is a golf club knife and a hockey stick fork5yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My bongo drums! My strobe light! My Best of Ray Stevens featuring The Streak album!6yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This funeral home is giving away a free service at a minor league baseball game.6yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
This was the only copy at the store I purchased from. I went to 4 other stores and they didn't even get it supplied to them. I feel like I won RSD 20186yr ⋅ asl052 ⋅ r/vinyl