Some funny (probably satire) fat logic I found today.
A new standard for a man.
Cool Motorcycle Helmet
A lovely motorcycle helmet.
[Sanity][Satire]And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for my meddling introspection.
Kids say the darndest things.
Being an asshole about dead kids.
New Nightvale dating website
Even if the weather is bad, still have to take the pet for a walk.
A little advice for all the expectant mothers out there.
Article in New Parent magazine.
Yo mamma so... Harry Potter Edition.
Why do I feel most HAESers would only read the first line but not bother to read the rest of it?
Marilyn Monroe Defies Conventional Beauty Standards
We all smile in Desert Bluff. We will all stare into each other's eye sockets and smile. Smile until we weep.
Found at Staniford Plaza.
Looks like Bob has been making protest signs again.
Posted unironically. I think someone in my Facebook feed needs to go back to science class.
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Yo Mamma jokes among Potterheads.
Hopefully this book is on the approved list.
Apparently, I've never been a parent despite having a 15-year-old daughter and an 11-year-old son.
Scrolling through my Facebook feed when suddenly I saw this pearl of wisdom.
My daughter's reaction when I told her I waited until I was 19 to have sex.
PSA: The Benefits of Demonic Possession
A flyer I found at the Nightvale Ladies' Auxiliary.
A new book I found in the children's section of the Nightvale public library. I saw a librarian while I was there. Scared it away by making myself look bigger than the librarian.
This has to be how End Game Opens.
May the fourth be with you. Always.
Finally found the 'other' girl.
My Baby Rita's.
Somehow I don't think she would be too chuffed about this in reverse.
Admit it, you do this every time.
When I ask my kids if they have a clean room.
Tarantula I saw at Louisville zoo. 25 footer.
We need a subreddit r/whenpostsalign
Sunlight (left) vs florescent (right) on prickly pears.
Add for a new pet store in town.
With coffee (2nd try)
The only way Tina Belcher would travel in Elder Scrolls Online
For some, the joy of the Smiling God is too much to handle. But keep smiling listeners. Smile like your life depends on it.
List of Umbrella employees in 5 with a security clearance. Connection?
Thoughts/opinions/guidance, please and thank you.
[MAIN SPOILERS]How do you plead, Lord Baelish?
My favorite prickly pear pad, growing in it's own pot.
Rollergirl (XPost from Starlets)
A prickly pear I just got. How healthy is it? Any advice?
Apparently I know a niceguy on Facebook
Assuming direct control, America.
My son caught his first fish! It's small but he's so proud, and so am I. (Big sis, standing by.)
Got unfriended over calling out this bullshit. He took it down though.
Can anyone tell me how to get this hood latch unstuck from my 2005 Focus?
Here's a new measure of a man.
A picture I took while visiting the Arch in St Louis.
Only old people have read a comic or watched Family Guy.
The Bible vs Twilight
Glad I'm not from Arkansas
Advice on securing this wrap. (Details in comments)
We are your stick family.
Help Daddy! Mommy's trying to give me a bath!!
A very cruddy treasure box I made and put my son's presents in for his Minecraft birthday party.
After seeing all the success other people had, I thought I'd try it.
A birthday present from my brother, a crystallized spider in a mouse. He got it from Oregon he said, from a native american store. Can anybody identify it?