I discovered my toothbrush is expecting this morning. I'm going to have to ask my other toothbrushes who the father is.5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/WTF
I finally found a pair of Dr. Martens after seeing other people on here find theirs5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Out of all the images they could've chose for a cinnamon roll, it was this5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
When I see the scrunch, all I can think is that it looks like a giant butthole5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
I tried making mozzarella stuffed meatballs at home...5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Not sure why he is getting married to her, or sharing this to Facebook5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/sadcringe
I found a London Fog coat with a matching scarf in perfect condition :D5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
I'm in the Walgreen's bathroom on Christmas day and there is no toilet paper left5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
It feels like 1/3 times I open the app, Rae Dunn is there waiting for me5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/Mercari
Lemme just gently lift up this stray string so I can cut it off. *Half of the seam comes undone*5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/poshmark
I was thinking about buying this shirt until I saw all the bottom paragraph5yr ⋅ _butthole_pleasures_ ⋅ r/poshmark