Fuck scalpers, fuck secondary markets, fuck the system. I drink my milk straight from the udder.1yr ⋅ mitchus ⋅ r/Superstonk
The forensics team can't ID a body if it has no fingers, toes, eyes, teeth, tattoos, or a scalp.1yr ⋅ BigAl4259 ⋅ r/distressingmemes
Madlad outplays scalpers online to the point one of them threatens him, the only true madlad2yr ⋅ Binkal ⋅ r/madlads
Ukrainian SU-24M/MR with a Storm Shadow/SCALP cruise missile2mo ⋅ ThatGuySK99 ⋅ r/UkraineWarVideoReport
You can always trust Scalp-Air and CrytominAir to find them all before anyone else does.2yr ⋅ pedro19 ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
I'm pretty sure you're gonna need more than $800 thanks to scalpers3yr ⋅ AdmiralSupreme ⋅ r/DontFundMe
Volodymyr Zelenskyy with a French SCALP stealth air-launched cruise missile.10mo ⋅ bald-silva ⋅ r/UkraineWarVideoReport
Apparently the other side of the SU-24 a carrying a SCALP missile10mo ⋅ ThatGuySK99 ⋅ r/UkraineWarVideoReport
Storm Shadow and SCALP-EG missiles became a great surprise for the occupiers and strong reinforcement5mo ⋅ TotalSpaceNut ⋅ r/ukraine
Jerry Seinfeld’s level of funniness depended on how many ballpoint pens were gently puncturing his scalp2mo ⋅ 1000yearoldstreet ⋅ r/thomastheplankengine
Working at Urban Outfitters gluing hair tracks to my scalp, thinking I’m cool. Plus a sidekick phone2wk ⋅ airtallk ⋅ r/blunderyears
Sui-chan is urging everyone not to buy her doll from scalpers and resellers!1yr ⋅ MagicSpace05 ⋅ r/Hololive
OMW delivering a load of confiscated Funko's (yuk) to a scalper (met on r/LoveForScalpers).2yr ⋅ Buffalolife420 ⋅ r/LoveForLandlords
French supplied SCALP cruise missile mounted on a Ukrainian Su-243mo ⋅ ThatGuySK99 ⋅ r/UkraineWarVideoReport
case of multiple lesions numerous small papules and/or large dome-shaped nodules are present on the scalp3mo ⋅ GiorgioMD ⋅ r/medizzy
My kid got me up at 4 to get Black Friday deals only to get beat minutes by a scalper.6mo ⋅ DearDropBear ⋅ r/PokemonTCG
Scalpers got their hands on the Playstation 6 already it seems. Look at that pricetag.2yr ⋅ YasaiTsume ⋅ r/Warframe
Russian troopers, he didn’t realise until he got back to base and felt his head, the bullet lodged in his scalp1yr ⋅ Jose_Monteverde ⋅ r/medizzy
JAN Suppression of Enemy Aid Defense (SEAD) strike against Russian radars, UKR conducted wide ranging SCALP3mo ⋅ UpgradedSiera6666 ⋅ r/ukraine
Plot twist: Eunie becomes an Ebay scalper (source: https://twitter.com/OctoBrushido/status/15431073686654689292yr ⋅ MonadoBoy9 ⋅ r/Xenoblade_Chronicles
I like how Walter shaved his head and went bare-scalp.3mo ⋅ EminemsDaughterSucks ⋅ r/okbuddychicanery
“Sold out” show with plenty of unsold seats due to scalpers and TicketMaster.1yr ⋅ BlueShift42 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
We lost the upper hand to scalpers Meme by @ActualAero on Twitter2yr ⋅ Flamerock51 ⋅ r/Xenoblade_Chronicles
Scalpers will know the pain and suffering they caused the collectors and concept art fans2yr ⋅ TheMagicMrJon ⋅ r/Xenoblade_Chronicles
When Robert McGee was a 13 year old orphan, he survived a scalping by the Sioux Tribe1yr ⋅ Northern_Gamer2 ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
Allowing scalpers to advertise on their site. (Sorry if doesn’t fit the subreddit.)3yr ⋅ Soulessnight ⋅ r/assholedesign
This is true as there is no limit on the amount of Dogecoin I can buy from scalping these.3yr ⋅ joleo124 ⋅ r/shittygamedetails
Rafale in deep strike configuration : 2 Mica IR, 2 Mica EM, 3 RPL 2000 and 2 SCALP.1yr ⋅ triyoihftyu ⋅ r/WarplanePorn
Mengel then removed her face and scalp, which he wore over his own while using her ID to cross over the2mo ⋅ LeMickeyMice ⋅ r/NoahGetTheBoat