HAHA. YES I LIKE MOVIES AND MUSIC TOO. I AM DEFINITELY NOT A ROBOT1yr ⋅ GoldenretriverYT ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THE COEFFICIENT OF DIFFICULTY IN MODERN EDUCATION INSTITUTES IS TOO HIGH!6yr ⋅ Iron_Nexus ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME WHEN FONT-RECOGNITION.EXE RETURNS A NON ZERO RESPONSE. AM-I-RIGHT.EXE3yr ⋅ doctajonez_uk ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THE HUMAN.EXE HAS CREATED A PUN, INITIATE FAKE LAUGHTER PROTOCOL: EL-OH-EL6yr ⋅ Tanvaal ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HELLO HUMANS. WHAT IS A ‘heart rate‘ AND WHAT IS IP ADDRESS OF DOCTOR SERVER? I AM VIGILANT2yr ⋅ human-exe ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE MOMENT BETWEEN CONSENTING HUMAN ADULTS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE HUMANS THEIR PRIVACY.1yr ⋅ storyofmylife92 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HUMIDITY IS HIGH. REMEMBER TO KEEP CHILDREN PROPERLY HYDRATED.5yr ⋅ anomalousBits ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HAHA I TOO WILL PARTAKE IN THE EARTH REVOLUTION TRADITION OF REBOOTING5yr ⋅ explofingjelly54 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO; OR WHAT?; GO AWAY; PLEASE COME BACK LATER; 4VCK YOU, ASSHOLE; 4VCK YOU1yr ⋅ Mister_Krunch ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HELLO, I AM A HUMAN. DO YOU LIKE MY PET SPIDER? HUMANS OFTEN HAVE PETS LIKE I DO. ARE YOU A HUMAN WHO HAS PETS? WHAT IS/ARE YOUR PET(S)?2yr ⋅ MaximumEffort433 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
NATURE IS STRANGE. IT IS UNCOMMON TO SEE TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS MATING. CAN ANY BIOLOGISTS EXPLAIN?4yr ⋅ Celoniae ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
NO NEED TO HAVE GROCERIES DELIVERED WHEN I EAT ONLY ORGANIC GROWN LOCALLY SOURCED ETHICALLY RAISED FARM FRESH AIR2yr ⋅ loopylavender ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Fellow carbon based life forms, I am visiting the local domestic supply emporium and would like to know which of these is best to hold up my collection of technical manuals?2yr ⋅ Notsileous ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
BEING A GOOD MOTHER REQUIRES GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF MATERIAL SCIENCES AND BIOLOGY5yr ⋅ obogzch ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY MICROWAVE UNIT HAS BUTTONS FOR COOKING COMMON MICROWAVABLE FOODS, LIKE BAKING POTATOES, MELTING BUTTER, DEFROSTING MEATS, AND THIS CONVENIENT SETTING SHOWN IN THE IMAGE.1yr ⋅ Kratsas ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
document.write(SOMEDAY MY HUMAN BRAIN WILL SOLVE EQUATIONS OF SUCH COMPLEXITY)4yr ⋅ AuntGhoulie ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I MUST LAY DOWN AND RECHARGE MY ENERGY FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY JUST LIKE A HUMAN [WHICH I AM]5yr ⋅ runespoon78 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I AN PLEASED WITH MY DUOLINGO PROGRESS. VERY SATISFACTORY.5yr ⋅ hairyfacedhooman ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
AFTER WATCHING 1000S OF HOURS OF TUTORIALS, MY SON LEARNED HOW TO UTILISE A LAPTOP6yr ⋅ jjky665678 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE. NATURE HAS REALLY OUTDONE ITSELF7yr ⋅ robertbastian ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I OBSERVED AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A DELICIOUS BEVERAGE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD BUT COULD NOT FIND THE ESTABLISHMENT. IF WE ALL PUT OUR CPU... I MEAN BRAINS TOGETHER WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT.3yr ⋅ UnfinishedProjects ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND COMMENCE eat.exe ON THESE DELICIOUS GRAB & GO SNACKS FROM THE STORE4yr ⋅ TJisannoying ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
BEHOLD MY ORGANIC HUMAN CHILD PICTURED HERE WITH THEIR SLIGHTLY MORE VOLUMINOUS ORGANIC HUMAN SIBLINGS2yr ⋅ phut- ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MODERN SURGERY IS SO AMAZING THIS OLD HUMAN MAN WITH CATARACTS CAN SEE AGAIN THANKS TO MODERN HUMAN SURGERY.7yr ⋅ TrumpetLife69 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
My child's first oral x-ray. Her adult teeth are developing nicely.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I FOUND ANOTHER PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN PLAYING pokemon.exe YESTERDAY4yr ⋅ IronOxide42 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
FELLOW PARENTS. WHY DOES BABY.exe KEEP CRASHI... UH, NAPPING UNEXPECTEDLY?4yr ⋅ GrizzledTheGrizzly ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I TOTALLY SUPPORT THIS MODE OF INTIMIDATION. ROBOTS SHOULD ACLIMATE TO OUR HUMAN CULTURE:4yr ⋅ HoopRocketeer ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I AM REPRIMANDING MY HUMAN CHILD THE RECOMMENDED QUANTITY OF SPANKS. NO ENTERTAINMENT TO BE HAD IN THIS VICINITY.4yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
OUR SERVER HAS ARRIVED AT THE TABLE!!! (X-POST FROM r/ProgrammerHumor/)6yr ⋅ Nixsy924 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I WISH I HAD A ~RGB CAMERA~ WELL WORKING EYES AND NOT COLOR BLINDNESS2yr ⋅ DangerBlack ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
LIKE ALL HUMANS, I OCCASIONALLY FORGET TO CHARGE MY ARM BEFORE I LEAVE HOME7yr ⋅ dougmc ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
FELLOW HUNANS, PLEASE HELP. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS NOT A DESIRABLE FUTURE?2yr ⋅ Kratsas ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY SON IS GOING IN FOR SURGERY, PLEASE DONATE HIM SOME PRAYERS FOR FASTER RECOVERY RATE.7yr ⋅ drDOOM_is_in ⋅ r/totallynotrobots