I AM REPRIMANDING MY HUMAN CHILD THE RECOMMENDED QUANTITY OF SPANKS. NO ENTERTAINMENT TO BE HAD IN THIS VICINITY.4yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I think this costume embodies everything you'd hope to see in a cyberpunk bar circa 2099.5yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Cyberpunk
My son attempted to harness gravity while utilizing a slide. He did not succeed.5yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/PerfectTiming
Here's an email my wife (with no penis to speak of) got sent to her Gmail... You could win scam Bingo with all the BS in this one! Oddly sympathetic towards wanking though3yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Scams
Roast my '66 VW Type 2 Microbus - Is this the most joyful car in existence? - Is it roastable?6mo ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My dad became an accountant in the mid 70s and (I think) my mom did this cross-stitch for him. Thought you'd all enjoy the OG IRL flair for being an accountant - I've been trying to get him to do an AMA but he thinks you're all a bunch of trolling degenerates haha.2yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Accounting
The Godfather from Subculture in Huntington Beach, CA - Still one of my favorite sandwich places ever5yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
A large #7 Saxman from Subculture in Huntington Beach, CA - I told my sandwich maker to dress it up anyway he preferred... And it was amazing6yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
My wife's friend posted this on Facebook. I don't think the people commenting there really appreciated it like this sub will.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Perfectfit
A 90 minute roller coaster for Apes that was just a simple data error. Watch out Fidelity! We thought you were cool! You're dealing with the Resistance now! You know... the people who mostly ended up dying at the end!2yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
Caught one in the wild on StockTwits - apparently a split means more synthetic shorts need to be covered! And it's... harder to for some reason?2yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/gme_meltdown
PowerWheels F150 - 24V ESC with VexPro 775 Motors, metal pinions, and stock gearboxes with bearing mods - Remote cutout relay and brake pedal cutout relay for safety - Hurricane wheels with lawn mower tires - Custom 1.5 lift using parts truck - full working set of lights1yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/PowerWheelsMods
I bought a new microphone and windscreen but while I was putting them together the combination looked very familiar... I wonder if everything I record will be hacking coughing noises or non-stop gafs.8yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/h3h3productions
A stop along one of my favorite drives ever - crossing from New Mexico into Colorado on our way to Black Canyon of the Gunnison Nat'l Park in 20166yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/GoRVing
Getting rid of a giant mirror in my bathroom - laid it down on a tarp to break it but saw the potential and decided to take a picture instead.2yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
The Grateful Duck Club from Brown Dog Deli in Charleston, SC - one of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten - (Apple-smoked duck breast, cashew butter spread, peach-ginger-pepper jelly, bacon, colby-cheddar cheese, arugula, and sherry walnut apple salad on a toasted sourdough bread)8yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
Said this to a nursing student after she told me two Cardinals built a nest in her yard.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Punny
My friend had a run in with a creepy customer service representative and told me I could post it here. She got a better deal than she asked for! (She consented to using her first name for the sake of the story.)10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/creepyPMs
My Harbor Freight mechanic's creeper in the back of my VW Jetta Sportwagen.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Perfectfit
Help me customize my E30 to create an Outrun inspired German hot rod/street cruiser. I have some ideas on performance but need help with aesthetics too. (First project, roll bar... Second project pink and blue underglow?) Give me your ideas! I want to drive an Outrun car!6yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/outrun
I just got back from my honeymoon in Europe, and these ads are ALL OVER France. Every day I wanted to punch their faces all over again. Apologies for the small picture, I ended up forgetting to take one of the poster myself.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/punchablefaces
Vietnamese sandwiches from Bahn Mi Hero in Louisville, KY. The Hanoi Hero (pork) and curry lemongrass chicken. Get some!11yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
(x-post from /r/TIFU, with 1100+ upvotes) OP finishes playing and singing entire song on piano in a crowded lobby only to look up and realize that everyone in the room is totally disgusted. Can confirm. I am OP's father who sat there gaping for entire song.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/thatHappened
Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Blasphemy most foul! But delicious Japanese iced coffee too!6yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/Coffee
Step 1: Place heated Spicy Black Bean Burger vegetarian patty into a prepared Velveeta Shells & Cheese microwavable bowl. Step 2: Mix well. Step 3: Enjoy. Actually pretty tasty.10yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Just wanted to share this still frame from the recent W.O.T.W. when I randomly paused the video to hear something my wife said. So many emotions in this image.7yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/RedLetterMedia
The 3 zits on my face made an equilateral triangle... and if I furrow my brow, an isosceles.12yr ⋅ BaconJacobs ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
