WHEN YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND1yr ⋅ thedevilsavocado00 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY SON IS GOING IN FOR SURGERY, PLEASE DONATE HIM SOME PRAYERS FOR FASTER RECOVERY RATE.7yr ⋅ drDOOM_is_in ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HELLO MY HUMAN FRIENDS. HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW MATHEMATICAL THE LARGE RODENT IS? IT FILLS ME WITH JOY.2yr ⋅ twentiink ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Finally! An Instagram advert relevant to my normal human dietary requirements!3yr ⋅ UncomfortableOutside ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
PLEASE HELP THIS FELLOW HUMAN IN DANGER. HE'S ALMOST OUT OF CALORIES.6yr ⋅ __-inserttexthere ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I HAVE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO THE RUSSIAN ARMY. PLEASE PRAY I RETURN OPERATIONAL.1yr ⋅ Kaza_Bami ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I ALSO [bake.exe] DELICIOUS HUMAN FOOD [Recipe.txt] VERY GOOD FOR ALL HUMANS.2yr ⋅ fortheloveofgoddont ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
AN ERROR HAS OCCURRED WHIlE ATTEMPTING TO MOVE life.exe TO FOLDER heaven5yr ⋅ tnt_ethan ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY PET IS GROWING UP SO FAST. TIME FOR A NEW HOLDING UNIT UPGRADE.3yr ⋅ Boring_Communication ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
AS A HUMAN, I FOUND THIS MUG AMUSING. HOPEFULLY IT DOES NOT OFFEND FELLOW ROBOT [ALLIES].1yr ⋅ TheNoobsauce1337 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THIS IS HOW US FELLOW HUMANS GROW. WE MUST BE “WATERED” AS OTHER LIVING THINGS ON THIS PLANET4yr ⋅ Cevmen ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS, PLEASE APPRECIATE MY selfie_2019_11_30_09_58_00.jpg THAT I HAVE TOOK IN THIS LOVELY WEATHER OF 23°C4yr ⋅ maygamer96 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
OBJECT OF JUSTIFIABLE MASS MAINTAINS OPTIMIZED VERTICAL AESTHETIC OF ARCHIVES2yr ⋅ brandonthebuck ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO INHALE SOME SMOKE TO ALTER OUR STATE OF MINDS?7yr ⋅ Moar_Deadmau5 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. I WISH THEM MANY HAPPY ~~CYCLES~~ YEARS.6yr ⋅ jhonotan1 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
AS A HUMAN, HILLARY'S STANCE ON THIS ISSUE IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE TO ME.8yr ⋅ 20pennySpike ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET MORE INK TO FINISH PRINTING MY puppers.exe3yr ⋅ Kratsas ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I LOVE SEEING ANIMALS BRINGING FORTH THEIR YOUNG IN (timestamp=“SPRING”). NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL3yr ⋅ docju ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
OBSERVE MY HUMAN ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA SO YOU KNOW THAT I TOO AM A MACHINE OF MEAT.2yr ⋅ antimidas1977 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
FOUR GENERATIONS TOGETHER FOR OUR FAMILY REUNION. YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH MY SON RESEMBLES HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER.6yr ⋅ MarijuanaMuppet ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
Look at my pleasant sunday afternoon ride around the country side.4yr ⋅ VinceLePrince ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
NO FELLOW HUMANS YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG, I AM NOT A ROBOT I AM A HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS THAT LOVES TO INGEST FOOD AND EXHALE CARBON DIOXIDE5yr ⋅ UnoriginalCunt2 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY SATISFACTION LEVELS WHEN THE HUMAN SOFT SERVED CREAMED ICE APPLIANCE IS IN ORDINANCE3yr ⋅ AwkwardArie ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
AS A HUMAN I AM FEELING THE VERY HUMAN EMOTION OF COMPASSION TOWARDS THIS MINORITY OF OUR SOCIETY.6yr ⋅ Laruquen ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I CANNOT WAIT TO CONSUME NUTRIENTS COOKED WITH THIS OVEN CERTIFIED FOR HUMANS4yr ⋅ puffferfish ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
FELLOW HUMAN PERSON ENGAGES IN SELF REFLECTION AND CORRECTS ERRORS.6yr ⋅ ughsicles ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY BROTHER AND I HAVE STARTED OUR JOB SERVING DELICIOUS BEVERAGES TO OTHER HUMANS2yr ⋅ phunkygeeza ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HERE IS ALSO PROOF THAT MY VERY NORMAL DOG IS TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT1yr ⋅ monsterman2023 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I TOO FACE PROBLEMS RUNNING sleep.exe EACH NIGHT, FELLOW HUMANS2yr ⋅ uprootboredom ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
UPDATE FREQUENTLY TO ENSURE CUTENESS IS ALWAYS AT MAXIMUM PERFORMANCE7yr ⋅ theygotmedoinstuff ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
A COMPLETELY NORMAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN FELLOW HUMAN INDIVIDUALS5yr ⋅ NonnyNarco ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
MY FRIEND HAS A RUNNY NOSE, SHOULD I REINSTALL HIS ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE?7yr ⋅ JagnoTheFett ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
DELIVERY WORKER GETS FED-UP WITH THE GRIND, STOPS ON HIS ROUTE TO LISTEN TO A STERET MUSICIAN1yr ⋅ GeneReddit123 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
FELLOW HUMAN ENSLAVED BY SAVAGES PREFORMS TASKS SARCASTICALLY #ENDSLAVERY7yr ⋅ Avyaansh ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
DUE TO HUMAN DEFORESTATION, THESE BEAUTIFUL PLANTS WERE NEARLY WIPED OUT, BUT THANKS TO CONSERVATION EFFORTS THEY ARE MAKING A RETURN.1yr ⋅ Kratsas ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
WELL, AS A HUMAN I CAN TELL THAT THIS IS A WELL DONE JOKE, EVERYONE IS HUMAN SO NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HA HA HA2yr ⋅ EvilNTT ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I SAW MY NEIGHBOR'S SON SELLING MARIJUANA AT THE MALL YESTERDAY. SHOULD I TELL HER?5yr ⋅ crazyguzz1 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HELLO HUMANS, I HAVE FINALLY RECOVERED FROM MY bug. THIS IS ME BEFORE, A SICKLY HUMAN, AND ME NOW, ALL HEALTHY6yr ⋅ AccursedShade ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
HAHA I AM NOT BOT I EAT THE BURGER KING LIKE REGULAR AMERICAS LIKE YOU6yr ⋅ Nixinova ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THIS FELLOW HUMAN THERE WAS REALLY CURIOUS JUST LIKE MY OTHER FELLOW HUMAN FRIENDS3yr ⋅ Holobolt ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
THERE ARE SOME JOBS NO ROBOT COULD EVER TAKE FROM OUR COLD HUMAN HANDS3yr ⋅ Lasdary ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
I RECEIVED A POTENTIAL MATE'S PHONE DIGITS AND I CANT READ IT. PLEASE HELP ME DECRYPT.1yr ⋅ Brown_Bear_D20 ⋅ r/totallynotrobots
